Konoha's Crazy Dave

"Tell me, why are you here? Didn't you tell me this morning that you went on a blind date with a girl from the Kato clan?" Madara looked at Izuna coldly and asked.

"That...that...brother, I...the blind date failed again..." Quan Nai scratched her head in embarrassment...

His expression was very similar to that of a little friend who was caught by his parents while surfing the Internet.

"Humph" Madara snorted coldly, as if he was very dissatisfied with Izuna.

On the other side, here between Hashirama

"What? Brother, do you have any opinion?" Tobirama looked at Hashirama and asked coldly.

"Well...that...didn't you say that there are experiments and blind dates today...how...why are you here..." Hashirama lowered his head and asked with some lack of confidence.

"Do you have an opinion?"

"No"

"Then shut up"

"Oh..."

Hashirama looked at Madara who was teaching his younger brother a lesson with a little envy. Why was Madara so majestic in front of his younger brother?Is it because he dances better than me?Impossible. Could it be that he can beat me?Less likely.

Hashirama thought for a while, it was probably because he was used to looking like this before, well, I want to change!After thinking about it, Hashirama summoned up the courage, looked up at Tobirama, and was about to speak.

"To shut up"

"OK...."

No matter what the fuss is about at the Internet cafe, Dave is a little panicked now

"Dave, let's take a walk around the village~" the little girl "Yue Mei" hugged Dave's arm and said softly.

"Kid, she is not that little girl. She is the person who monitored you before. The malice in her is very strong!" Kyuubi's voice also came out.

"Of course I know, holy shit," Dave complained in his heart. Couldn't he see it when it was so obvious?The little girl would usually be shy for a while when holding her hand... How cute is this?After thinking about Hei Zetsu's obscene image...

Black and cute...

Ugh...Dave feels like vomiting...

"Okay, Yuemei, um, let's sneak out of the village and take a look. There's nothing interesting in the village." Dave said with a forced smile on his lips.

Black Zetsu really needs to be dealt with, otherwise he, the Nine-Tailed Jinchuuriki, will panic...

But if we want to solve this b, we definitely can’t do it in the village, we can only do it outside the village.

Dave said, and the hand in his trouser pocket sent chakra to the Flying Thunder Divine Seal engraved on the back of the phone case.

"Okay, Dave, I'll go wherever you want." Hei Jue felt so happy in his heart.Originally, I planned to deal with him in the village, but that would be very troublesome. Now, if I go outside the village, I don't have to worry so much.

Black Jue didn't know that Dave had nine tails sealed in his body, nor did he know that he had been discovered.He can only use his Mayfly Technique to collect information from time to time. Madara has not turned black, and he does not have a White Zetsu army. He can only be self-sufficient in collecting information.He didn't know about Kyuubi at the time.

Then, the little girl "Yue Mei" happily pulled Dave and walked towards the outside of the village.When Dave looked at the smile on his face, he could always think of that dark look and really wanted to vomit...

On the other side, in the Aishen Internet Cafe

"Dave triggered the Mark of the Flying Thunder God!" Tobirama stood up from his seat in an instant and said with a solemn expression.

Aunt Cai looked at the Warring States F4 with four beams of light in front of her...Looking at the roof being collapsed by the powerful momentum... I shook my head helplessly... Mattwei can fix such a big hole...

"Dave is walking outside the village now. Let's wait for them outside now." Tobirama felt the coordinates of the Flying Thunder God on Dave's body and realized that he was walking towards the outside of the village.

The remaining three people didn't say anything. Tobirama put his two hands on Madara and Hashirama's shoulders, and a flying thunder god appeared outside the village.

Izuna:? ? ?Did you forget something?

"Senju Tobirama!!!" Quan Nai roared angrily as he looked at the three people who suddenly disappeared in front of him.This b is definitely intentional!

On a cliff outside the village, three people stood.Tobirama looked in the direction of the village, his eyes full of teasing.

Helpless, Quan Nai could only rush over by herself...

On the road

Dave suddenly thought of one thing, that is, it seems that this Black Jue cannot be killed and can only be used to seal... But if it is used for sealing... where should it be sealed...

"Kiu Lama, do you want a good friend?" Dave suddenly had a bold idea and asked Jiu Wei in his belly

Nine tails: ? ? ?

"Kid, I can feel that you are thinking of something bad for me again." Kyuubi bared his teeth at Dave.

"No, no, no, I just feel that you are too lonely by yourself, and I want to find you a good friend to play with," Dave said with a smile.

"Kid! Get out of here!" Kyuubi instinctively sensed that what Dave said was not a good thing and drove him away directly.

after a while

"Yue Mei, why don't you leave?" Dave's heart skipped a beat and he asked "Yue Mei" who stopped in front of him.

"Hehehehe, Mr. Dave~ Look, am I Yue Mei?" Hei Jue slowly turned his head, and then Yue Mei's appearance slowly disappeared, and a black body appeared in front of Dave.

"Ugh~! Ugh!" Even though Dave was mentally prepared, he couldn't help but vomit it out at this moment...

How can this b be so ugly!

"Go to hell! You kid!" Hei Jue used his famous stunt!Black hand!dig!

"Do you want to dance?" Hei Jue's hand immediately touched and imagined going through Dave's chest.A figure suddenly appeared next to his hand and stopped his hand.

"Uchiha Madara!" Black Zetsu said in shock.

At this time, four rays of light suddenly erupted on the field. Hei Jue was dumbfounded when he saw the Sengoku F4 people suddenly appearing in front of him...

"Immortal method. Wood escape. Really thousands of hands. Buddha on top!"

"Susano!" "Susano!"

"Flying Thunder God Slash!" Tobirama looked at the three perverts. He had no choice but to play Flying Thunder God...

"Wood Release. Destruction Mushroom!" The Destruction Mushroom can explode with huge energy to destroy everything.The amount of energy emitted increases or decreases depending on the amount of chakra used.

Everyone who looked at Hei Jue was dumbfounded... Don't be like this... How could he be worthy of such a luxurious lineup?

Today, the villagers in Konoha Village watched a beautiful fireworks feast...

after a while

Half of Hei Jue's body was gone... lying on the ground staring blankly ahead...

Every time he wanted to use the Mayfly Technique to make him run away, but Senju Tobirama's flying thunder god was really disgusting, and even put a magic seal on his body, so Senju Tobirama could go wherever he went. ..It’s like a piece of bullshit plaster..