Konoha's Crazy Dave

"Mother, what do you think?" Asura frowned. If this matter is not handled well, it will be difficult to deal with later.

Kaguya also frowned, not knowing what she was thinking. She thought this day was still a little far away, but she didn't expect it to come so soon.

"Simple, tell me the location of Planet Otsutsuki, and I'll go up and serve him a pot," Madara said calmly.

"Tch, ant, you're like you, and you still want to go to our planet? You don't even know how you'll die if you go there," Otsutsuki sneered.

"boom..."

..

Madara wiped the blood from his hands, looked at Otsutsuki Kizuki who was lying on the ground and groaned.

"In my opinion, Uncle Ban, one pot is fine, but it's not rigorous. We can send some people over to take a look first," Dave thought for a while and said.

"Dream! I am a man of iron bones! Don't let me betray the planet Otsutsuki! There is no way I can take you there! Even though I am dead! I am still glorious!" Otsutsuki Yue, with a bruised nose and swollen face, was lying on the ground, very ambitious. roared.

"Have ambition! I appreciate people like you!" Dave's eyes lit up and he applauded him.

"What do you mean, father-in-law, bah, uncle?" Fugaku accidentally shouted out his true thoughts.

"go away"

...

"In this case, I have to let you taste the ten tortures of the Qing Dynasty." Dave looked at Otsutsuki Kizuki on the ground with some unbearability and said.

"Come on! Use whatever punishment you can! Whenever I say a word, you are insulting my Otsutsuki surname!"

"Hei Jue! Come here again! There's a man!" Dave immediately took out his mobile phone and called Hei Jue.

After a while, Black Zetsu walked in with ten White Zetsu.

Black Jue waved and signaled the ten White Jue behind him to put down the things they were carrying.

"Let's go, the next scene may be a bit cruel." Dave waved his hand and led everyone out first.

"Come on!" Otsutsuki Mizuki frowned and roared.

Hei Jue chuckled and motioned to the people behind him to open those things.

"Cow dung, sheep dung, dog dung, human dung, bird dung, horse dung, cat dung, pig dung, wolf dung, and a mixture of ten kinds of urine," Hei Jue introduced to him one by one.

"Ant! What are the top ten tortures of the Qing Dynasty that were agreed upon!!" Otsutsuki Mizuki swallowed and roared angrily toward the door.

"Didn't Hei Jue say exactly ten? And they have food and drink." Dave replied to him outside the door.

"Come on, ah~" Ah Fei picked up a spoon, scooped up a spoonful, and slowly brought it to Yue's mouth.

Yue looked at the spoon in front of her, and watched as the yellow-inducing liquid slowly floated out of a leek leaf...

When the fishy and pungent smell mixed with the strong visual impact attacked Yue's five senses...

"I'll take you there! I'll take you there! I'll take you there!!"

Wails echoed through Konoha...

Well, the top ten tortures of the Qing Dynasty are very effective.Well, when I have free time, I have to learn about the ten tortures of the Tang Dynasty.Dave thought to himself.

For the sake of safety on the road and for Otsutsuki to provide better services, Dave is not a bad guy. This month he took him to bars, Internet cafes, delicious food, and casinos.

And from time to time, he called Jiaodu to provide him with ideas.

"The idea of ​​a ruling class cannot exist. The emergence of a ruling class means the emergence of a ruled class. When the ruled class is oppressed to a certain extent, the ruled class will definitely stand up and confront the ruling class. In a When this kind of thing happens in a capitalized place, the consequences are very terrible. When class struggle breaks out in a capitalized area..."

Otsutsuki Kizuki didn't know how he got through this month. He just felt a little dizzy...

"How about it, why don't you throw away your identity as a planet of Otsutsuki and come to Konoha to live a happy life!" Dave patted his shoulder and said with a smile.

".." Otsutsuki Mizuki struggled.

"Oh, okay, then I can only ask Hei Jue to come and have a long talk with you."

"I'll join!"

"welcome!"

After a long period of socialism and democracy education in Kakuzu, as well as a month of happy life in Konoha, coupled with the forceful oppression of a few people and the ten major tortures of the Manchu Qing Dynasty, Yue has surrendered to the enemy with all his heart.Anyway, his status on the Otsutsuki planet is not high, and he is looked down upon by others every day, so he might as well be happy here.

In Hokage's office.

"My father has already built a ship across the universe. Now we have to choose the people who will go there," Orochimaru said with a solemn expression.

"Just me, Kakuzu, Danzo, Hiruzen, Kagami, and this guy" Dave had already thought about it.

It just so happened that F4 was retired and had some free time at home, so it happened to be time to go out and play.

"Um...isn't it too..." Orochimaru was stunned.

"It's okay. The few of us can protect ourselves. Let's observe what happens when we get there," Dave said cheerfully.

"Okay, uncles, take care!"

In this way, under Madara's intensely unhappy gaze, Dave took a few people and left in the spaceship. Why not take Madara with him?Madara's temper... well... let's not take it for now.

In the vast universe...the spacecraft came to a standstill after flying for a day...

"I suddenly realized something. Who among us can fly a spaceship?" Dave asked.

The atmosphere was silent for a while...

"Then how the hell did this spaceship fly up!"

...

"Hey! I was busy taking off for Dave, and I forgot to teach them how to fly!" Orochimaru, who was eating, suddenly realized this.

"Forget it, Dave is so powerful, it should be fine."

...

Several people looked at the hundreds of buttons in front of them with sad faces...

"Boss Dave! Let me tell you! It's this red button! It's the same color as my underwear!" Yue looked at the red button, said very confidently, and then suddenly stretched out his hand to press it.

"The spaceship is about to disintegrate..."

"I*you* Otsutsuki Tsuki!"

A few people were lucky. There happened to be a planet below the spacecraft. Yue could fly in the universe, so they took a few people down.

Fortunately, it was still a planet with oxygen, so several people slowly stood up.

"I'll fucking kill you bastard!" Dave angrily strangled Yue's neck.

"Calm down! If we kill him, we won't be able to leave!" Danzo quickly stopped him.

"I'm telling you! If you don't take us to the planet Otsutsuki within three fucking days, I will kill you!" Dave roared as Danzo and Hiruzen stopped him.

"Don't worry, don't worry, Brother Dave! Leave it to me!" Yue said after taking a few breaths.

Then, the moon slowly rose into the sky...

Dave and others looked at him in surprise.

"You ants on the planet! Tell me where this is!"

I saw Yue speaking slowly, but her voice was very loud, spreading thousands of miles around...

Somewhere, a pair of eyes slowly looked up at the moon in the sky, and was dumbfounded for an instant...

Under the blue sky, the red pants are so conspicuous at the moment...

Dave and others immediately slapped their foreheads. This guy is not very strong, but he will habitually burst open his clothes every time he uses his strength...

According to him, fighting naked is more soulful.