Konoha's Crazy Dave

"Madara! They are so abominable! They didn't take us with them for such a thing!" Hashirama knew that Dave and others ran away without him, and he had been depressed for several days.

"Then what do you want?" Madara smiled and looked at Hashirama.

"How about we go there secretly?" Hashirama chuckled.

"How to get there? We don't have a spaceship. I asked Orochimaru and he only has enough materials for that one." It's not like Madara didn't think about it.

"It's not like Orochi is the only one who knows how to fly a spaceship!" Hashirama chuckled, picked up his cell phone and called someone.

A moment later, in a dark warehouse...

"Spaceship? If you don't do it, why waste time and energy on this thing?" George took the trouble and waved his hand to refuse.

"We'll give you money!" Madara said calmly.

"Tch, do you think I'm short of money?" George chuckled.

"For the peace of the ninja world! George! Please!" Hashirama choked with sobs.

"If you don't do it, go away."

Looking at George who was knocked away by Madara's punch, Hashirama sighed...

"Do you want to build a spaceship?" At this time, a dark figure slowly walked over and asked.

"Black Zetsu? Why are you here?" Hashirama looked at this thing and asked doubtfully.

"Well, Hei Jue is my eldest brother. You don't have to worry about this. Do you want to build a spaceship?" Hei Jue No. [-] waved his hand and asked.

"Well, do you have any idea?" Ban asked in surprise.

"I don't have it, but my elder brother does. You can go to my elder brother," Hei Jue No. [-] introduced.

A few minutes later, Black Zetsu looked at Hashirama and Madara in front of him with confused expressions on their faces.

"Wait a minute, wait a minute, spaceship? Going to my mother's hometown? If I don't do it, I won't do it. It's a waste of my time." Hei Jue refused.

On the side, Hei Jue No. [-] hurriedly pulled Hei Jue aside.

"Brother, you are stupid, make a spaceship and you can go with them," Hei Jue No. [-] said hurriedly.

"Why should I go to my mother's hometown?" Hei Jue asked with some confusion.

"First, brother, you and George have been competing for the cesspool of the ninja world for many years, and they are still evenly matched. Brother, we might as well take a longer view and zoom in. Doesn't George like this three-acre land of the ninja world, so you can Give it to him. We don’t want it. Let’s just go outside and expand our business to the entire universe. Then who will want to live in a place like the Ninja World, right?” Hei Jue No. [-] talked calmly.

"It makes sense." Hei Jue's eyes lit up.

"Second, we all know about mother. Are these two good birds? By the time the Otsutsuki planet doesn't explode, they will have restrained themselves. You went with them. When the time comes, you Wouldn't mother be happy if she asked for credit and told her about this? By then, Hagoromo and Hamura are the two of them, they may not necessarily become orphans directly," Black Zetsu No. [-] continued.

Hei Jue's eyes became brighter and brighter.

"Just tell me, brother, does what I said make sense?" Hei Jue No. [-] said slowly.

"It makes sense! Go! I agreed! Make a spaceship! Let's go as soon as we make it!" Hei Jue shouted excitedly.

"I promised to make a spaceship for you two, but I will go after it is finished," Hei Jue walked up to the two of them and said slowly.

"Um, no problem." Hashirama thought for a moment, and there was no big problem.

After several people discussed it, Hashirama and Madara went back first.

"Just talk about it, how can we make a spaceship?" It was only then that Hei Jue realized a problem.

"Don't worry, brother, I've been undercover with George for such a long time and I've learned a lot secretly," Hei Jue No. [-] assured, patting his chest.

"Okay, I'll leave it to you." Hei Jue nodded with satisfaction.

"Shit smells bad because of the gases it emits, and these gases contain carbon dioxide, methane, ammonia and other impurities. These gases are all good fuels. We don't have much else here, just shit. "More!" Hei Jue No. [-] said calmly.

"Brother, you are very knowledgeable," Hei Jue praised.

"That's right, leave it to me!"

A few days later, Madara and Hashirama received the news and came over with their things ready.

"You told me, this is a spaceship?" Madara asked, looking at the excrement-shaped thing in front of him.

"Hmph, don't underestimate him. This thing only needs a shovel of excrement to accelerate to [-] kilometers. It saves worry, effort and fuel consumption," Hei Jue No. [-] said proudly.

"Ugh!" Feeling the strange smell in the air, Hashirama spit it out.

"Forget it, I have no choice but to use this reluctantly." Madara frowned and used chakra to seal off his sense of smell.

"Do you need to call Tobirama and Izuna? Ugh," Hashirama asked.

"No, we can just go." Madara shook his head.

"Where is the door?" Madara walked up to this thing and asked in surprise.

Black Jue No. [-] went up and kicked it. Well, the door opened.

"Ahem, the door is here," Hei Jue No. [-] said with an awkward smile.

Then Madara suppressed his nausea and walked in with Hashirama.

"How to start it?" Madara asked, looking at Black Zetsu at the side.

"A Fei!" Hei Jue shouted towards the back.

"Roger that!"

In front of the fuel stove, A Fei held a shovel in both hands and shoveled something inside.

"Ugh!!! What kind of fuel does this spaceship consume?!" Hashirama felt the strange smell of burning in the air and vomited out all the food he had eaten in the morning.

"Didn't I tell you just now, what is consumed is feces, oh, Renren is here! Let's go!" Hei Jue excitedly pressed a button on the console.

The bottom of the shit-shaped spacecraft instantly emitted powerful power flames, pushing the thing into the sky.

"Brother! Everything in the ninja world will be left to you!" Black Zetsu shouted to Black Zetsu No. [-] below.

"okay!"

When the spacecraft completely turned into a small black dot, Heijue No. [-] couldn't help but hide his face and laugh bitterly.

"My good brother~ Hahahahaha! Just go with peace of mind! Mom~ I am the only one! Hahahaha!" Hei Jue No. [-] laughed loudly.

"Besides, there is a surprise up there, hahaha!"

...

"With the advancement and development of science and technology, we will..."

"Teacher, look! There is shit flying in the sky!" Obito pointed at the window and shouted.

"Obito!! Call your parents over here!"

"Really teacher! Look! There is shit flying in the sky!"

"With soil!!!"