Konoha's Crazy Dave

"Obito, have you picked it yet?!" Kakashi asked tirelessly.

"Why are you in a hurry? This is a gift that I will bring back to Lin. I must choose it carefully!" Obito waved his hand and said nonchalantly.

"Actually, it doesn't matter whether you pick something or not. Look, these small gifts are all marked as made by Aishen Company. You can go back and buy them. I remember that these things cost 20 silver taels each in Konoha's wholesale department, but here they are. Sell ​​it for 2000 silver taels each." Jian Yue picked up a small gadget and said in surprise.

"What? Made by our village company?" Obito was stunned and quickly took it over to take a look.

"Xiao, don't you have any gifts produced by your Sunagakure Village?" Obito looked at Xiao with tears in his eyes and asked, wouldn't he have watched such a conference in vain?

"Yes, isn't there an uncle over there who sells sand at a stall? This is authentic sand from Sunagakure Village," Xie pointed at the uncle over there who was selling sand.

When Obito saw someone paying several hundred silver taels for a bottle of sand, the uncle took out an empty bottle, scooped a can on the ground and put it on the stall to continue selling...

"Do you think I'm an injustice, Scorpion?" Obito asked, pointing at himself with an expressionless face.

"Yeah, quite unjust," Kakashi agreed.

"...Kakashi! Do you want to fight?!"

"I'll always be with you, and I'll be with you any time you're wronged."

"Kakashi!"

"Obito!"

...

Far above the sky...among the stars...

"Huh? This planet... it seems... isn't this an area where sacred trees are to be planted? What is outside this planet?" A figure stopped in front of the planet and looked at the satellites that were constantly rotating outside the planet. He said doubtfully.

Then the man took out a small manual from his arms, flipped through it from front to back, and found two names.

"Kaguya Otsutsuki, Ishiki Otsutsuki. Huh? Where's the sacred tree? According to the year on this, 1000 years have passed. Why is there no sacred tree on this planet?" The man looked at the planet, circled around and found that there was no sacred tree. The picture in his imagination said doubtfully.

"No, I have to go take a look." The man snorted and took the manual back into his arms.

Then he rushed straight towards the planet.

The moment this man rushed into the planet, many people in Konoha suddenly raised their heads.

"Madara, I feel a strange energy," Hashirama said while looking into the sky attentively.

"Here comes the cat and the dog." Madara sneered.

In the woods outside Konoha, the man slowly fell to the ground.

The man looked around, then released his own chakra and rushed around.

Then his eyes lit up and he rushed towards Konoha.

"Ant, tell me, where are Kaguya and Ishiki?" The man saw the two figures, walked forward and asked in a solemn voice.

"One Shiki?? I don't know. But if you are looking for Kaguya's ancestor, she is in Konoha." Kushina frowned and said, this person is so rude.

"Really? Then you are useless." Otsutsuki Yue smiled and slowly stretched out his hand, preparing to crush the two ants in front of him.

Just when Otsutsuki was about to take action, a yellow flash of light passed by almost instantly. When Otsutsuki came back to his senses, the two people in front of him had disappeared.

"Interesting." Yue smiled, with a flash of anger in his eyes. Thousands of years have passed. Not only is there no sacred tree here, but even the ants dare to resist in front of him. So what do Kaguya and Ishiki do?

Then Yue glanced in the direction of the large amount of chakra he felt, and disappeared instantly.

Today Fugaku is on duty at the gate of Konoha. It’s not that he, the minister, has no one and he has to look after the door himself, but the gatekeeper took a day off to get married today, and the others happened to catch up with the once-a-month anti-pornography operation today. There's nothing we can do...

Fugaku sighed, his thoughts already running far away. When he and Mikoto got married...hehehehe...

"Ant, is this Konoha? Where is Kaguya? Where is Ichiki?" Yue walked up to Fugaku and asked lightly with a disdainful look on his face.

"Huh? Which village are you from, what's your name, and the purpose of coming to Konoha?" Fugaku frowned and asked.

"Huh?" Yue's eyes widened. This ant actually dared to ask himself this question?

Then Yue suddenly stretched out his hand and waved towards Fugaku.

Fugaku's eyes opened slightly, and then he found himself flying into the air uncontrollably.

This was a tough one. Fugaku reacted immediately, and then Fugaku also immediately used his kaleidoscope.

"Oh? Interesting," Yue's eyes lit up, but Fugaku's kaleidoscope was just a joy to him.

Fugaku's eyes widened, seeing that the man in front of him had no reaction at all.

"You forced me to do this!" Fugaku looked at him in the air with wide eyes.

"Oh? Are there any other tricks?" Yue didn't mind playing with the ants, this planet was interesting.

Fugaku took out his cell phone and used the shaking technique that made the ninja world tremble.Nonsense, your own kaleidoscope is useless, this will definitely shake people up.

Five seconds later...

Kaguya, Asura, Indra, Hagoromo, Hamura, Madara, Hashirama, Tobirama, Kakuzu, Orochimaru, Jiraiya, Tsunade, Dave, Daisuki, Sakumo, Kimima, Dai, Kuro Zetsu, George, Minato, Fugaku, Danzo, Hiruzen, Kagami, Nagato, Konan Yahiko and more than a dozen people who do not talk about ninja appeared in front of Yue.

Kaguya looked at the person in front of him with slightly focused eyes.

Hei Jue is just joining in the fun. After all, he is also the first victim of the technique of shaking people, and he has a deep understanding of this kind of thing.After getting caught in the rain, I had to take off my umbrella.Well, that's what Hei Jue was thinking.

"If an ant summons a group of ants, isn't it still an ant?" Yue said nonchalantly.

A few minutes later..

"Ah! Ants! You pissed me off!"

A few minutes later..

"Ah! You are looking for death!"

With a loud shout in the air, the clothes on Zhi Yue's body exploded instantly. The problem is that if you explode your clothes, your clothes will explode. Why did you explode your pants?The bright red pants were so conspicuous in the air at the moment.

"Remember! Ants! The person who made you go to hell is called Otsutsuki Kizuki!"

Dozens of non-Ninja people looked at Kaguya... This look meant that the Otsutsuki clan... were all perverts who only wore their pants when fighting?That's not right. The ones I met before didn't seem so perverted.

Kaguya's face is as cold as frost...

...after a while

"Where did it come from, what is it called, and what is its purpose?" In the prison, Fugaku asked calmly looking at the bruised and swollen man in front of him.

"Ant! If you have the ability to fight in a duel!" Otsutsuki Roared without any panic.

"Oh? Doesn't that mean you singled out a group of us? Do you need to call them here?"

"Planet Ōtsutsuki, Ōtsutsuki Kizuki, passed by here and came to observe the situation." Ōtsutsuki Kizuki immediately changed his tone and said extremely honestly.

He's not a coward, he's following his heart.

"Oh, it's from another planet. It's interesting. By the way, did you eat shit? Your mouth smells so bad?" Fugaku was surprised, but he quickly pinched his nose and asked.

"Ant! How dare you insult me!"

As he spoke, droplets flew out of Yue's mouth, and along with the droplets were watermelon seeds...

Hei Jue was very happy when he returned. After all, as a guy who had to hold up an umbrella after being caught in the rain, huh.

"Boss Black Jue, that last move of yours was so cool!" Bai Jue, who was watching the battle, said respectfully.

"Hmph, you guys are in for a treat today. I originally planned to save that move for George, but I had no choice but to use it today for the sake of the peace of Konoha," Black Zetsu said with great air.

"Lord Hei Jue! Have you seen the century-old excrement I have collected?!" Ah Fei ran over anxiously and asked.

"That one? Oh, I used it. I guess it's almost digested in that guy's stomach now."