Konoha's Crazy Dave

"You bastard, are you trying to kill me?!"

"If I wanted to kill you, I would have killed you long ago. Do you still have to be an idiot and have white hair until now?!"

"Why did these two get into each other's fight?" Miyue and Xia went out to buy a few bottles of water and came back. As soon as they came back, they saw Obito and Kakashi squeezing each other's necks and fighting with their eyes wide open.

"They are so normal, they can start fighting even if they don't agree with each other." Asuma waved his hand in surprise.

"Kakashi!"

"With soil!"

"Hey, hey, hey, you two are enough, let's fight. Obito, what are you doing with the rocket launcher? Kakashi, put down those dozens of grenades for me!"

"boom!"

...

"Xiao, your Sunagakure Village TV station should have backup, right?" Jian Yue looked at the TV station that was razed to the ground in front of her, and asked Xie who was standing aside.

"..." Xie shook his head in confusion.

"What's going on?!" At this time, a figure appeared in the field following the storm.

"Uncle Luo Sha!" Xie waved to the man.

"Xiao? What's going on?" Luo Sha was stunned for a moment, then appeared in front of Xiao and asked doubtfully.

"The Yondaime Kazekage is here, it's really lively now," Mitsuki chuckled at the side.

"Come on! You coward!" Kakashi hid behind Luosha and shouted to Obito over there.

"I *you* Kakashi!" Obito held Gatling in his hand and thrust at Rasa...

Luo Sha still hasn't realized what's going on. He was doing his work peacefully in the Fengying Building. When he heard the commotion here, he came over to take a look. He didn't know anything about it, so he was caught by someone. Holding a gun for a while...

"Mizuki, is that troublesome father here?" Kakashi shouted to Mizuki over there while avoiding Obito's attack.

"Come and go"

"Ok?"

"I'm not sure whether to leave or not. You just knocked down the TV station, and A Li's father happened to be down there." Jian Yue shrugged.

...

The farce was finally stopped by Luo Sha, A Li's father was taken to the hospital, and the seven cows and horses were brought to Feng Ying's office.

"Are you from Konoha?" Luo Sha asked suspiciously as he looked at the six horses and oxen in front of him except Scorpion.

"Well, let me tell you, don't be ignorant. Do you want money, or your life? My father Daiyue, my father Dave, my great-grandfather Tobirama, if you want my life, you have to ask them first!" Obito hummed. He snorted twice and said it very rudely.

"Okay, let me ask."

"???The plot development is wrong?"

Luo Sha actually dialed Dave's phone number after asking them questions.Dave listened to the whole thing.

"Uncle Dave, this..." Luo Sha smiled awkwardly, holding the mobile phone in her hand.

"Strangle him to death"

"Well...it's not necessary..." Luo Sha wiped the cold sweat from her face.

"Strangle him to death! Isn't he very ambitious? You have to ask me first if you want to kill him. I agree. Hurry up and strangle him to death. This thing is pure harm. It's okay. You don't have to have any psychological burden. Kill him. That’s okay, as long as you strangle him to death now, you will be a great performer in the ninja world.”

...

In the end, Luo Sha failed to listen to Dave and killed Obito...Dave compensated Luo Sha with hundreds of millions, which was treated as compensation for the TV station. Luo Sha was dispatched early, and there were no casualties. Oh, only Ali My father's wrongdoing was punished.

Then Luo Sha called Sakumo and explained the situation.After all, there are two accomplices.

"Okay, I understand. By the way, Rasa, is the little girl's father okay?" Sakumo felt a little pain in his heart. He originally thought that if Kakashi went to Sunagakure Village to play, he would be able to calm down a little in the past two days. Who knew he would The son is no longer busy with the wood leaves, but the hot sand has disappeared.

"Twenty ribs were broken in the body, the skull was bleeding, the internal organs were bleeding, and so on. The medical treatment here in Sunagakure Village is very poor. I have contacted the hospital in Konoha to be transferred," Luosha said after being silent for a while.

"Well, okay, I'll go to the hospital to see him later. As for what Kakashi did to you, I'm sorry."

"It's okay, Uncle Sakumo"

"Hey, hey, this Yondaime Kazekage seems to be very familiar with us people in Konoha, right? Damn, he even has your grandfather and your father's phone numbers?" Asuma said as he stared at this scene with his mouth open.

"Logically speaking, Kai's father kicked the Sandaime to death, so Sunagakure Village should be hostile or even hostile to Konoha. Even if there is some kind of peace treaty, it won't be like this?" Miyuki said with some confusion. .

Just when Luo Sha hung up the phone and was about to explain to a few calves, the phone in Luo Sha's hand rang again.

"Hey, boy Luo Sha, I heard that something happened to you. How about it? Do you want a loan to ease the financial pressure of your Sunagakure Village?" Luo Sha looked at the phone with a strange expression. After the call was connected, there was a burst of sound. Familiar voice.

"Uncle Kakuzu, please let Sunagakure go. There is really no wool here in Sunagakure," Luo Sha said helplessly.

"Oh, how can you say that? As an uncle who has watched you grow up, I am devoted to you and thinking about you!" Kakudu over there said happily.

"...What about your other four hearts?"

"This is not you, Shicang, Yumu Ren, Hunting, and Gatoro, there are exactly five of them."

...nothing wrong

Konoha's hospital...

"We are Kakashi's parents. We apologize to you on Kakashi's behalf. I will be responsible for all your expenses in Konoha. Kakashi is young and not sensible. I hope you two can forgive me." Sakumo took his wife Wiping Kakashi's butt here.

"It's okay, it's okay, kid, I understand." A Li's father quickly waved his hand.

"Are you Kakashi's father?" Ali asked with wide eyes looking at Sakumo.

"Yeah, that's right." Sakumo nodded blankly.

"Kakashi bullied me," Ali said childishly, holding his hands.

"Really? Then he is so naughty." Just as Sakumo was about to say something, his wife beside him covered his mouth.He said to A Li with a smile.

"Come, tell Auntie, why did he bully you? Kakashi, this kid, it's all because I don't have time to discipline him..." Sakumo's wife led Ali to the side and said with a smile.

The two girls, one young and one young, didn't know what they said, and they all started laughing after a while.

Sakumo's face was full of doubts...

"Ali, right? Do you think Konoha is beautiful~"

"nice"

“Compared to your home?”

“much more beautiful”

"Then do you want to settle down in Konoha?"

"My father said that my family is poor...I can't even afford to go to school...Houses in Konoha must be expensive..."

"In this way, you and your father will live in Konoha from now on. We, the Hatake clan, have many houses. Leave schooling to me, and we will also find a job for your father."

"Ah?! Really!"

"Of course, just think of it as compensation from Auntie for Kakashi bullying you."

Sakumo became even more confused after hearing this...

"Ali, Auntie is busy and has no time to take care of Kakashi. When you live in Konoha from now on, you must take care of him more for Auntie."

"Uh-huh!"

Shuomao's wife held A Li's hand, her face full of joy, and her eyes became more and more satisfied.

Sunagakure's Kakashi sneezed several times...I don't know why, but he always felt a bad premonition...