Konoha's Crazy Dave

"Wow wow wow wow! You pay for my little ball!" A Li was taken away by his father and cried loudly in his father's arms.

"Ali, let's buy another one, shall we? Those children didn't do it on purpose," Ali's father said with a helpless smile.

"They obviously did it on purpose! I don't want it! I want my little ball!" A Li said stubbornly, shaking his head.

"Kakashi! Did you hear that? Hurry up and make amends!" Mitsuki said with a smile without panic when Kakashi put his sword to his head.

Kakashi glanced at Yue coldly, then turned to look at Hidan.

"Huh? Why are you looking at me? There's something wrong with your eyes?!" Hidan asked with a shudder when he saw Kakashi's eyes on him.

"You still want the one from before, right?" Kakashi slowly turned back to look at Ali in the arms of the man over there and asked.

"Yes! I want my little ball!" A Li nodded stubbornly.

"Okay" Kakashi nodded.

Then Kakashi pulled out the knife and stabbed it directly into Hidan's arms under Hidan's confused gaze.

Then Kakashi held the handle of the knife and controlled the blade to writhe in Hidan's arms. After a moment, Kakashi pulled out Hidan's stomach.

Kakashi opened his stomach with an indifferent expression and picked out the half-digested centipede.

"Here, your centipede. Look, it's still alive. It's quite strong. It's half dead." Kakashi picked up the centipede and walked up to Ali and said calmly.

"You...bastard...Kakashi!!!" Hidan looked at his stomach that had been dissected into two halves, wailing in distress.

"Ahhhhh!!!"

Ah Li's father has lived for decades and is an old man who has experienced World War II and World War II. When has he ever seen such an awesome scene? He was so frightened and panicked that his daughter even forgot to run away...

"Wow wow wow wow wow wow!!" A Li stared at Kakashi with tears in his eyes, and then burst into tears.

"Okay, your stomach just happened to be dissected, let me record it." Miyuki took Hidan's stomach from his arms and said with a smile.

"Okay, stop crying, isn't this giving you your centipede?" Kakashi was a little panicked by her crying and said quickly.

"You! Wow, wow, wow, wow!" Ali looked at Kakashi, and continued to cry regardless of what he said.

"Kakashi, you made me cry, you have to be responsible~" Asuma took a puff of cigarette and said slowly.

Asuma looked at the cigarette broken in half in front of his mouth and silently closed his mouth.Tsk, to use my father’s words, young people today are really angry.

"Obito, Asuma, you two, think of a way to stop him from crying." Kakashi had a headache and turned to look at the two experienced lovers.

"If you ask me, the easiest way is to just kiss her and gag her," Asma said slowly.

"Okay, you can die." Kakashi kicked Asuma ten meters away.

"Give me a way." Kakashi looked at Obito.

"There is a way," Obito chuckled.

"Ok?"

"Ok!"

"boom!"

Seeing Kakashi being blown away by the rocket launcher Obito took out from his crotch, Ali burst out laughing.

"Look, isn't this solved?" Obito took the cigarette from Asuma's mouth and took a puff and said calmly.

"My *your* Obito!" Kakashi yelled as he was flying in the air.

...

"Your father... um... was scared away. What are you going to do now?" Obito looked at A Li and asked.

"Then I'll follow him!" Ali pointed at Kakashi.

"Okay." Obito turned around and ran away with a few people.

Kakashi looked at Ali in front of him dumbfounded.

"Where is your home?" Kakashi asked with a headache.

"Suoqian Village of the Kingdom of Keys," Ah Li said after thinking for a while.

"Okay, I don't know the way"

...

"I seem to have heard of the Kingdom of Keys, but this should be a small country, and none of the travel destinations in the travel agency have this place," Mian Yue said doubtfully.

"Shouldn't we help Ali find his father now?" Hidan asked weakly.

"By the way, Xia, Sand Hidden Village is your place. See if you can give me some help." Asuma nodded, looked at Xia and asked.

"Let's go to the radio and television station in Sand Hidden Village. Let's ask those uncles to help us shout." Xie thought for a while and said.

"Well, that's a good idea." Kakashi nodded in agreement. Among the seven people now, Kakashi felt that he and Scorpion were the only normal people.

Xie led several people to the radio and television station in Sand Hidden Village.

"It's Master Xie. What can I do for Master Xie?" The person in charge of the front desk asked with great respect when he saw Xie coming.

"I want the uncles and aunts in the station to help find this sister's father," Xie said with a smile.

"Is this a missing person notice? Okay, I'll help you make arrangements."

"Hey, Master Xie? You have a good reputation, Xie?" Asma asked cheerfully as everyone waited.

"Xiao's grandma and great-uncle are two elders of Sand Hidden Village, and they have a lot of say. Xiao's father is the director of Sand Hidden Village's scientific research department, what do you think?" Jian Yue said angrily.

"Oh, I'm so young, and my background is so great. What should I, a little future heir to the clan head of the Sarutobi clan, do?" Asuma sighed.

"Haha, have you forgotten your brother? Besides, as long as you are not blind, the heir to the clan leader will definitely not choose you," Kakashi said with a smile.

The smile on Asma's face suddenly stopped...

"It's okay. I'm at least better than Hidan, right?" Asuma thought of something else and pointed at Hidan.

"Hidan? Well, that's pretty much what you said, but Hidan's net worth depends on who dies first, him or his father," Miyuki said after thinking for a while.

"...What do you mean?!" Hidan asked in displeasure with his eyes widened.

"It's not interesting." Jian Yue smiled and waved her hand.

"Then the most embarrassing thing about me is better than Kai, right?" Asuma pointed at Kai, this was his last bit of stubbornness.

"You are so strong. Kai's grandma still has some shares in the company. When my grandfather first established the company, Grandma Kai was the first employee to give it to Grandma Kai. In the future, it will also belong to Kai. You have a hair, you, oh, maybe the Sarutobi Yellow Crane Tower of the Sarutobi clan may have your shares in the future." Obito said with a laugh.

"We can't talk anymore." Asuma waved his hand, found a corner and drew a circle.