Konoha's Crazy Dave

"Scorpion, what's wrong with your grandma?" Ebizo came over after receiving the news and looked at Chiyo who was being taken away by the ambulance and asked in confusion.

"I don't know, grandma suddenly fainted. Is there anything going on with grandma?" Xie asked nervously.

"It should be fine. Your grandma is not that old yet. I'll go to the hospital and take a look around Sunagakure Village with your friends." Ebizo waved his hand and said with a smile.

"Scorpion, where are we going next?" Hidan threw away the bullet-riddled kidney in his hand and asked doubtfully.

"Then let me take everyone to see the scenic spots in our Sand Hidden Village first," Xie thought for a while and said.

On the way to the attraction...

"Scorpion, shouldn't Sand Hidden Village be in the desert? Why is your village surrounded by trees and it looks quite lush?" Obito asked the doubts he had been holding back all along.

"If I ask you to read more books, you have to play some cannon. Don't you have any basic common sense? Is your knowledge reserve only as much as Hidan's pain nerves? Oh, I forgot, Hidan doesn't even have pain nerves." Kakashi said sarcastically.

"Kakashi! Do you want to try cannons?" Veins popped up on Obito's head, and then he took out a rocket launcher directly from his crotch with one hand.

"Come on! Who is afraid of you?!" Kakashi also unbuckled his belt and took out a scroll containing hundreds of size grenades.

"Okay, okay, can you please stop being quick to take action? We are civilized people. If we can talk, we will never do anything." Seeing this, Jian Yue shook her head helplessly, stopping the conflict between the two.

"Yeah, but next time before you move your mouth and say these words, could you please pull the snake out of your mouth? That way your words may be more convincing." Kakashi nodded lightly and took out the knife in his hand. The scroll was replaced.

Obito and Kakashi looked at the white snake in Mitsuki's mouth hissing and spitting out the snake letter, and the cold snake eyes stared at them, and they felt very bad.

"The geographical location of Sunagakure Village is destined to be a desert, but it is not without human intervention. In the past few years, we have reached good cooperation with Ame Hidden Village and Sunagakure Village with the intervention of Konoha's third party. Originally Ame Hidden Village The weather in the Hidden Village has been brought here." Miyue touched the white snake in her mouth and explained with a smile.

"Hmm, actually, the scenic spot of our Sunagakure Village is the desert behind the village. It was a desert specially left. It was originally used as the symbol of Sunagakure Village, but gradually Sunagakure Village opened up, and many ninjas "Customers all want to come here to see the desert, and it has become an iconic attraction like the sea in Hidden Mist Village." Xie nodded happily and said.

"Oh, let me tell you, why are there such big dark clouds over there? They are from the Hidden Rain Village." Asuma nodded while looking at the dark clouds in the far east of the Sunagakure Village.

"Can you shoot that thing?" Obito asked excitedly when he became interested.

"I want to take a shot at your brain, which is the basis for the survival of Sunagakure Village. Do you have time to spare?" Kakashi said angrily.

Xie led a few people to the desert area where they were visiting.

"Hey, there are actually scorpions in this desert?" Obito said, pointing to a little guy emerging from the ground.

"I remember this kind of thing can be eaten raw, right?" Jian Yue took out a small notebook and wrote down something.

"Is this thing poisonous?" Kakashi asked doubtfully.

"Would you like to know if it's poisonous? Come on, Hidan, ah~" Obito chuckled, picked up the stick on the ground, picked up the little scorpion, and brought it to Hidan's mouth.

"What do you think I am? A test pot? Get out!" Hidan kicked Obito away.

"Hey, just eat it!" The Sharingan in Obito's eyes slowly emerged. Only then did Hidan realize the genjutsu. When Hidan reacted, the scorpion was already in his mouth.

"Okay, after identification, it is poisonous and cannot be eaten," Obito said with a smile as he looked at Hidan who was lying on the ground and foaming at the corner of his mouth.

"By the way, you often treat Hidan like this. Even if he doesn't die, he won't be able to withstand your torture, right?" Mian Yue complained helplessly.

"Hey, Miyue, there seems to be a centipede over there. Do you want to add some details to your experimental records?" Obito said, pointing to another small centipede that came out of the ground over there.

Miyuki's eyes lit up, he picked up the stick and picked up the centipede, and put it directly into the mouth of Hidan who was lying on the ground and foaming at the mouth...

Asuma shook his head helplessly. Sure enough, you have to stay away from these people. What do they mean?Asuma calmly snapped his fingers and lit a cigarette.

"Ah! My ball!" At this moment, a shout attracted people's attention.

"Um...is this...your pet?" Kakashi looked at the little girl in front of him and pointed at the centipede still swinging in Hidan's mouth and asked.

"This is the pet I just bought! Woohoo!!!" The little girl squatted on the ground and hugged her knees and cried bitterly.

"Kakashi, this is your fault. How could you harm someone else's pet without even asking?" Obito stood up and scolded Kakashi for this immoral behavior.

"Yes, Kakashi, you are becoming less and less graceful. You even hurt other girls' pets." Asuma slowly exhaled smoke and said.

"Yes, yes, Kakashi, what you did is so immoral!" Mitsuki also stood up and scolded.

"Kakashi, are you...moral?" Kai asked, scratching his head.

Kakashi stared at these three shameless people with wide eyes... What does this have to do with me? ?Isn't this what Mian Yue, you beast, did? ?

"I'm sorry, sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't think much of A Li. My A Li is not sensible, please forgive me." At this time, the little girl's father hurriedly ran over and picked up the little girl, and apologized to the calves. said.

Judging from the attire of Qi Ma Ni Ma, he must not be from an ordinary family. He is just traveling with his children and wife and does not want to cause trouble.

"It's okay, uncle, um, little sister, your name is Ali, right? In this case, I will sell him to you as a pet." Obito didn't know where he got a piece of cloth from, and tied it directly to Kakashi. On the neck, Kakashi kicked him there.

"Here... let's leave right away." The girl's father had never seen such a cool person before, and he hurriedly hugged the girl and left.

"Look, look, look at you, Kakashi. If you fail to succeed, you will fail. Being with you simply brings me down and scares people away." Obito curled his lips and said disdainfully. .

"How shameless" Asuma puffed out the smoke lightly.

"Yes, yes, it's so shameless," Jian Yue echoed.

Kakashi turned around suddenly, and the sword was attached to Mitsuki's neck.

"Fight, fight!" Hidan came to life and shouted from the side.

"A bunch of weirdos" Asma is tired.