Konoha's Crazy Dave

Sand Hidden Village...

"Haha! Scorpion! You are finally back!" Chiyo stood excitedly at the entrance of the train station in Sand Hidden Village. When he saw a small figure slowly walking down the train, Chiyo couldn't wait to rush over and hug Scorpion.

"Grandma~" Xia hugged Chiyo affectionately.

"Hello, Grandma Chiyo~"

At this time, six calves and horses slowly appeared behind Scorpion...

"Xiao, these are the friends you know, right?" Chiyo smiled, put down Xiao, looked at the six children behind him and asked happily.

"Hmm, Obito Senju, Kakashi Hatake, Asuma Sarutobi, Mitsuki, Hidan, Metkai" Xia happily introduced them to her grandma.

"Hello...wait a minute, what's your name?" Chiyo nodded happily, suddenly hearing a familiar name, he suddenly looked at Little Bai Mao among the six people and asked.

"Um...Hello, Grandma Chiyo...my name is Hatake Kakashi," Kakashi said in a daze.

"Oh~ From the Hatake clan, how is Sakumo Hatake doing lately?" Chiyo asked with a slightly colder tone.

"My father is fine recently," Kakashi said after swallowing.

Are all my father's enemies spread throughout the ninja world? ?

"Well, when you go back, remember to say hello to your father for me." Chiyo chuckled.

"Your name is Metkay, right? Who are you, Metakai?" Chiyo turned to look at Metaka over there and asked.

"Oh! Grandma Chiyo! Do you also know my young and passionate father?" Kai said excitedly.

"Of course I know you, and I'm very impressed. Let's go."

On the way, Chiyo learned about the family backgrounds of the six calves, and was speechless...

"Scorpion, didn't you say they were just six ordinary friends? Dave's grandson, Naruto's son, Sarutobi clan leader's son, Sakumo's son, Matt Dai's son, and the son of the black-faced devil." Seeing the six people entering the restaurant, Chiyo found an excuse to stop his grandson and asked.

"Well, aren't they just ordinary friends?" Xie asked doubtfully.

Chiyo covered her eyebrows..

If anything happens to these six calves in Sunagakure Village, they will not be able to escape at all...

"Forget it, just take your friends and have fun these two days, but don't go to dangerous places, safety first." Chiyo shook his head helplessly, patted Xie's shoulder and said slowly.

"Uh-huh"

When Chiyo walked into the restaurant with Scorpion and looked at the menu handed over by the waiter, Chiyo asked the calves and horses what they wanted to eat and ordered them one by one.

"Scorpion, how's your puppetry and puppet-making skills going?" Chiyo asked happily.

"I can now control 7 puppets! And with the help of my friends, my puppet making skills are also amazing!" Xie said, feeling excited.

Then Xia took out a scroll, and Chiyo looked at Xia expectantly.

As the white smoke dissipated, a tank puppet several meters tall appeared at the door of the restaurant...

"This is Obito's inspiration for me, tank puppet!"

Then Xia took out another scroll.

"This is the inspiration given to me by Jian Yue. The snake cage puppet has 100 psychic spells all over its body. As long as it is stimulated, it can summon tens of thousands of venomous snakes!"

"This is Hidan's inspiration for me, the Immortal Puppet. He uses more than 1600 parts. It can be disassembled and assembled anytime and anywhere, and can form tens of thousands of different looks in total."

...Watching Scorpion getting more and more excited as he talked, Chiyo slowly looked at the calves next to him...

The calves and horses next to them smiled awkwardly, turned their heads and whistled one by one...

Puppet... Is it because I can't keep up with the times now or something? Why is it so spent?

Chiyo watched these puppets for a while. Although they looked gaudy and used well, but... forget it, as long as his grandson likes them...

When the food was served on the table, Chiyo finally realized Xia's so-called "ordinary" friend.

"The fried lamb kidneys look a little different from human ones," Hidan said in confusion as he picked up a lamb kidney with his chopsticks.

"Can't you tell if it's different by yourself?" Obito said angrily.

"Okay, let me take a look." Hidan chuckled, picked up a kunai hanging on his waist behind him, and dug out his own kidney in front of everyone in the restaurant...

Hidan held a sheep's kidney in his left hand and his own kidney in his right hand, observing them carefully.

"Oh, weird." Asma shook his head helplessly, held a cigarette in his mouth, snapped his fingers, and slowly lit the cigarette with the flame on his index finger.

"Asuma, can you be a little more civilized when you go out? Can you smoke in the restaurant? Come on, give me one too," Obito said speechlessly.

Kakashi took Asuma's cigarette and pulled out the knife and scabbard. A shadow of the knife flashed, and the sparks stimulated by the collision of the knife and the scabbard slowly lit the cigarette.

Miyuki took out a scalpel from nowhere and helped Hidan dissect and explain the differences between the two kidneys.Asuma handed Mizuki a cigarette. Mizuki slowly opened his mouth. A white snake stretched out from Mizuki's mouth and took it. He held a lighter with its tail and lit it for Mizuki.

"What are you pretending to be? One by one?" Obito shook his head helplessly, then took out his pistol and fired at the cigarette butt.

When the bloody smell of kidneys, mixed with the peculiar smell of snakes, and the pungent smell of cigarettes, dealt a devastating blow to Chiyo's outlook on life and nose...

As for everyone else in the restaurant, they were all so frightened that they ran away when Hidan took out his kidneys.

"Ha...ha...ha...Scorpion, your friend...is really..." Chiyo smiled while forcing a smile.

"Isn't it great, grandma, they always take care of me in Konoha! Asuma taught me how to smoke, Obito taught me how to skip classes, Mitsuki often helped me tutor on human anatomy, Hidan taught me the wonders of the human body, and Kai taught me As long as I can practice to death, I will practice to death, Kakashi often helps me practice with grenades and other things. Haha, I think I am very happy in Konoha, grandma!" Scorpion said excitedly.

Chiyo covered her heart and couldn't say a word...

Soon, the last straw for Chiyo appeared...

"Fuck! My kidney! Where did the bird come from!" Hidan was frightened when he saw a bird flying from the sky and took his kidney in its mouth.

"Let me come!" Xie directly called out a puppet holding Gatling, and fired at the bird in the sky...

"Hey, thank you, Scorpion." Hidan took the waist full of bullet holes from the air and said gratefully to Scorpion.

"It's okay, just a small problem." Xie waved his hand.

Chiyo pointed at the scorpion, then at the six cows and horses, rolled his eyes and fell to the ground...