Konoha's Crazy Dave

In the middle of the night, Dave's house...

"Can your grandson save me some trouble? Huh? Let me ask you, what normal kindergartner wears a tank and a cannon to school every fucking day?!" Dave asked, rubbing his eyebrows.

"me!"

"You are such a weirdo, shut up. Where did all these things come from?" Dave asked with a black line on his face, pointing to a tank and a dozen rocket launchers placed in the courtyard.

"..My great-grandpa gave it to me..." Obito said, lowering his head.

"...Don't take it anymore. If you have this time, can't you learn some ninjutsu or something? Have you mastered the dozens of fire escapes that Grandpa Madara taught you last time?" Dave said with a headache.

"No... how can ninjutsu be as fun as a rocket launcher? That fire escape seal or something like that, during the time of that seal, I fired dozens of rounds of the rocket launcher!" Obito became more and more excited as he talked, and suddenly he fired from his crotch He took out a rocket launcher...

"Get out of here, don't let me see you with these things again!" Dave grabbed the rocket launcher from Obito's hand and threw it out.

"Go and learn ninjutsu. If you don't learn 30 A-level fire escapes tonight, don't even think about sleeping. I'll accompany you! Hum"

A few minutes later..

Obito, who was pretending to be doing seals in the courtyard, looked at Dave who was lying on the sofa, snoring and sleeping, and shook his head helplessly... Did you agree to accompany me?

"Fire Release... Ninjutsu is so difficult to learn..." Obito curled his lips. He also wanted to learn Ninjutsu, but given his innate conditions, his talent was not up to par.

Looking at Dave sleeping soundly over there, Obito took out his cell phone and called Madara.

"I'm surprised. Logically speaking, your talent should not be weak. Why can't you even know the most basic three-body technique?" Madara over there was also speechless about this matter.

"Then, Grandpa Madara, do I really have no talent?" Obito asked with tears in his eyes.

"Not necessarily. If you are not good at Ninjutsu, you may be very talented in other areas. In this case, you can come to my place. Since Ninjutsu doesn't work, try another way." Madara said and hung up the phone. .

Obito climbed over the wall and left.

Madara's home...

The moment Obito walked into Madara's house, Obito finally saw only two rays of purple light and lost consciousness.

Obito had a dream, a very painful dream...

When Obito woke up, it was already the next day...

"How about it, can you try to see if you have the Sharingan?" Madara asked calmly.

"No, I don't feel anything at all." Obito shook his head.

"It's okay, there is another way." Madara smiled.

Then Madara took out his cell phone and called Jing.When Madara took out his mobile phone and Obito saw the name Uchiha Mirror displayed on the mobile phone, Obito already realized that things were not going well and wanted to run away quickly.

How could Madara fail to notice this little movement, and put a hand on Obito's shoulder to stop him from moving.

"Grandpa Madara~Uncle Madara~ Please let me go. I don't want to open the Sharingan anymore. I don't want to learn ninjutsu anymore. I'm weak because I'm weak. How about just waiting to die~" Obito hurriedly hugged Madara. The thighs are crying.

"Hey, Kage, come here. I have something to do. I want to help the younger generation of the family open the Sharingan." Madara ignored the gangster's words and continued to tell Jing this.

..

"Grandpa Kagami~ Please let me go~ I'm still a child!" Obito saw Kagami coming, and immediately hugged Kagami's thigh and cried.

"Okay Obito, this is for your own good." Jing smiled helplessly and patted Obito's shoulder gently.

"Who can open the Sharingan like this!" Obito cried.

Kagami shook his head helplessly, and the Mangekyo Sharingan slowly appeared in his eyes, and he looked at Obito. .

The moment Obito saw Kagami's eyes, he was beyond love.

Soon...

"Ugh!!! Ugh~!!!!" Obito lay on the toilet toilet and vomited...

Mirror walked in slowly, and Obito suddenly turned back to look at him...

"Let me go...Uncle Kagami," Obito whined with red eyes...

Kagami and Madara looked at each other and smiled, and then Kagami took out his mobile phone and faced Obito.When Obito saw the face reflected on the phone and the pair of Sharingan eyes on the face, Obito was stunned.

"Isn't the Sharingan now open?" Jing smiled.

"Well, let me just say, since you are not talented in Ninjutsu, then take the path of Sharingan." Madara nodded with satisfaction.

"Is this the Sharingan?" Obito looked at himself in the mirror and sighed in surprise.Completely forgetting everything I experienced just now...

"Intensify your efforts and help you open the kaleidoscope directly." Madara waved his hand.

"What?!" Obito looked back at the two of them in confusion.

In the hospital soon...

"Doctor, here comes a child with severe vomiting and diarrhea... all the stomach juice has been vomited out," the nurse said to the doctor.

"Isn't this a small problem?" the doctor asked doubtfully.

"But this child is already vomiting and dehydrated. His heart rate is almost gone," the nurse said anxiously.

"It's interesting. Let's take him into the operating room." The doctor's eyes lit up and he waved his hand.

"Uchiha Madara! Let me tell you! If something happens to my great-grandson! I can't spare you!" Tobirama heard the news and ran over angrily.

"Haha. This is just a training for Obito." Madara didn't care about his threats and laughed.

"Experience! What kind of experience can use a pervert like the Uchiha Mirror?! Why don't you go and find Fugaku? Let the two of them form a pair for Obito to experience?" Tobirama asked angrily.

The mirror on the side didn't dare to say a word... I felt aggrieved... Uh-huh-huh... I was also tricked by Uncle Ban...

"That makes sense. I'll bring Fugaku over next time." Madara's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he nodded in agreement.

"Look for your sister!" Tobirama was so angry that he directly started fighting with Madara...

After a while... the hospital was reduced to ruins...

"Uncle Tobirama! Calm down! Uncle Madara is also doing it for Obito!" Looking at the ruins around him, Kagami shouted hurriedly.

"Well, indeed, there is something good about not caring whether people live or die." Everyone who came to watch the show nodded.

"Huh? Uncle Kakuzu, why are you here too?" Jing asked confusedly.

"I heard the noise and came to take a look. The hospital is gone. Haha, doesn't the Hokage have to rebuild it? I'm going to give the Hokage a loan," Kakuzu said with excitement on his face.

In the Hokage's office...

"Sneeze! Sneeze! Sneeze!" Orochimaru sneezed three times in a row...

Mitsuki didn't go to school today, so logically there should be nothing bad, but Orochimaru didn't know why, but he always felt a little panicked.