Konoha's Crazy Dave

Fugaku was stunned, looking at the seven calves in front of him at a loss..

"Uncle Fugaku, please call my father!" Hidan said with widened hazy eyes.

"Uncle Kakuzu, okay?" Fugaku was stunned and nodded.

Then Fugaku called Kakuzu...

"Hey, is this Uncle Kakuzu? Hidan was surfing the Internet in an Internet cafe today because he was a minor and is now at the police department. Do you think you have time to come over?" Fugaku called.

"Caught? Then if I go to pick him up, will I still have to spend money?" Kakuzu asked after thinking for a while.

"Child, just come here and sign, and the bail amount of 100 taels is enough." Fugaku shook his head helplessly.

"100 taels? Wait, if I don't pick him up today, will he have to stay in the police department all night?"

"um, yes"

"Well, I'll save dinner, let him stay there."

"what?"

Kakuzu's house...

"Kakuzu, whose phone number is it?" Nan Xue asked doubtfully.

"Salesman, I'm so bored every day." Jiao Du waved his hand.

"It's a sales promotion, okay. By the way, why hasn't Hidan come back yet? Isn't it already time for school to end?" Nan Xue then asked.

"Oh, he told me that he went to Dave's house to play with Obito tonight."

"Really, this kid doesn't make people worry at all, and he doesn't even say a word to me."

Xiaonan, who was listening on the sidelines, shook his head helplessly, sales promotion?She remembered what her father liked to sell the most. The last time someone was selling medical insurance, her father sold insurance packages such as personal insurance, car insurance, medical insurance, critical illness insurance, life insurance, accident insurance, etc.

The salesman came to his father to sell, but was sold by his father and made tens of thousands of taels.

...

Hidan was squatting in the corner drawing circles...

"Uncle Fugaku, can you call Jiraiya's father?" Miyue thought for a moment and said Jiraiya's name.

"Is it from Jiraiya? OK" Fugaku rubbed his eyebrows, and then called Jiraiya.

"Hey! Fugaku! What's going on! By the way, let me tell you, my new book will be released soon, and I left you an unabridged copy..."

Fugaku died before Jiraiya could finish his words.

Feeling the eyes of the people around him, Fugaku coughed awkwardly.

"Mizuki, your Jiraiya's father said he was not free outside," Fugaku said to Mizuki.

"Huh? Hmm..." Miyuki squatted in the corner and drew circles with Hidan...

"Uncle Fugaku, please call my father." Looking at the people in the corner, Asuma shook his head helplessly. When it comes to showing family affection, you have to look at his family. Asma Very confident about this.

"Uncle Hiruzen, okay?" Fugaku nodded and called Hiruzen again..

Then... there was a phone call in the room next to the room where the seven calves and horses were kept...

"Hey, who is it?"

Fugaku slowly put down his phone, and Asuma slowly raised his head to look at the room to the side...

"Fugaku, why are you calling me? Aren't I already here?" Hiruzen yawned and stood up from the bench and asked.

"It's okay, just go back to sleep." Fugaku rubbed his eyebrows, forgetting...Uncle Hiruzen was arrested yesterday during his anti-pornography campaign...

Asuma squatted beside Miyue and drew circles... He originally thought that his father would come and take him away, but he didn't expect that his father would come faster than him...

"Kakashi, Gai, Scorpion, do you need to make phone calls?" Fugaku asked, looking at the three of them.

"Forget it, if my father knew, he might not be able to lose this person." Kakashi shook his head helplessly.

"Hey! Since Kakashi wants to stay here! Obito and the others will also stay here! As their passionate friends! How can I leave them!" Kai said passionately.

"...I'm from another village...they can't come either" Xie almost cried...

Fugaku shook his head helplessly and went back to his office.

"Uncle Fugaku! Uncle Fugaku! Just put me back." Obito shouted anxiously, looking at Fugaku's back.

"There's nothing you can do, Obito, I have to follow the rules and regulations," Fugaku said helplessly, turning his head.

"My aunt is going to travel with friends these two days," Obito said calmly.

"Huh? Friends? Going on a trip? Where? With whom? Male or female? Do you need a bodyguard?" Fugaku arrived in front of Obito in an instant and asked.

"Sigh... I can't remember anything about it," Obito said calmly while sitting on the bench comfortably.

"You! Tsk...hum, I'll ask myself later!" Fugaku glanced at Obito struggling, turned around and left with some resentment.

Then Obito took out his spare mobile phone from his shoe and sent a message to his aunt.

cs gangster: aunt~

Quiet Tea: Huh?What's wrong, Obito?

CS Gangster: Uncle Fugaku will call you later to ask where you are traveling, but you must not tell him.

Quiet Tea: Phew, little Obito, how do you know?

CS gangster: Auntie!Don't tell Uncle Fugaku!If you say that, I will never pay attention to you again! (Tsundere expression pack)

Quiet Tea: Okay, okay, don’t tell him~

CS Gangster: And auntie, I don’t want Uncle Fugaku to be my uncle, he always bullies me.

Quiet Tea: Haha, good, good~

In the office, Fugaku hurriedly called Mikoto.

"Hey, Mikoto, I heard that you are going on a trip these two days, do you want me to..."

"No, I'll go with Kushina, don't worry."

"But I think you may encounter danger outside," Fugaku said anxiously.

"Well... in my father's words, the biggest danger to me outside is you," Mikoto said with a smile.

"This... these are two different things! What should you do if you encounter a robber?" Fugaku said with a headache.

"To discuss this issue... I think Kushina is more of a robber than a robber."

"..It seems so..."

The two chatted for a while, and Fugaku looked at the hung up phone, feeling haggard...

"No! I must follow them tomorrow, just in case something goes wrong!" Fugaku secretly made up his mind.

After get off work, because there were still seven calves and horses here, all of which were children, he still had to take care of them, so he stayed here at night.

Hearing the snoring in the office... Obito patted the other six little guys...

"Wake up, wake up, let's go" Obito said with a smile.

"Let's go? How to go?" Kakashi said helplessly.

"Isn't your rocket launcher confiscated?" Hidan asked doubtfully.

Obito slowly took out a mine from his crotch..

...

At night, smoke is everywhere...