Konoha's Crazy Dave

After playing with Obito for a few days, the little Scorpion subtly joined the team of cows and horses...

Today, in class...

"Can any children tell me what one plus one equals?" Nanako asked with a smile.

"2" Kakashi raised his hand and said.

"3. From a biological perspective, for example, if a man marries a woman and gives birth to a child, doesn't this mean one plus one equals three?" Jian Yue raised her hand to express a different opinion.

"4. According to Miyue's biological perspective, what if they are twins? Doesn't that mean one plus one equals four?" Obito echoed.

"5, what if it's triplets?" Asma lit a cigarette and slowly raised his hand.

"It's still 3, triplets. According to the perspective of the game's auto-chess theory, three stars in one are 2 stars," Hidan also said happily.

"No! One plus one! That's infinite! From the perspective of youth science! One talent plus one part hard work! It exudes endless youth!!" Metkai was impassioned!

"6! From a puppet science point of view! My grandma can make two puppets put together to make six!" Xie also participated excitedly.

Nanako: ....

A moment later, seven calves and horses stood outside the classroom...

"Can't you six just be normal?" Kakashi was about to burst into tears...

Isn't one plus one equal to 2? Was there something wrong with his answer?Why was he kicked out too?

"Hey, Kakashi, as a friend of my fiery youth! Shouldn't you always be with the sun!" Kai said excitedly.

"I just want to stay as far away from you as possible," Kakashi said slowly with a dead eye.

"It's so boring," Asuma said slowly, taking a puff of cigarette.

"How about? Let's sneak away and play outside!" Obito rolled his eyes and asked with a smile.

"Where are we going to play?" Jian Yue asked.

"Internet cafe," Obito said after thinking for a while.

"First, we are under 16 years old. Second, how can we escape?" Jian Yue asked helplessly.

"Hey, I've been friends with the Nine Lamas for a long time. We can just talk there. If you want to escape..."

Obito took the six calves to the most remote corner of the kindergarten...

Then Obito took out a rocket launcher from nowhere and fired a shot at the corner...

"Hahaha! Can't we escape now? Let's go!" Obito chuckled and ran out with a few people...

Jiuwei Internet Cafe..

"Ah~ It's not open to minors. Let's go." Jiulama looked at the seven little kids in front of him and said with a cold expression.

"Ku Lama~ We are not friends anymore~ Just turn on seven machines for me~" Obito said cutely with his big eyes flashing.

"Oh, your grandpa told me last time that if I turn on your gangster grandson again, he will tear down my Internet cafe." Jiulama said with a sneer.

"My grandpa? Come on, Ninth Lama~ Just this time~ the last time~ okay~" The gangster stepped forward to be cute and said, shaking Ninth Lama's little arm.

"No," the Nine Lamas said resolutely.

"Ah? Okay... I can only go and play with Grandpa Madara... Uh-huh... I want to file a complaint and tell Grandpa Madara that you won't let me play!"

"Stop! You grandson of a gangster is a real gangster. I'll open it for you. I'll open it for you. Don't complain. Also, if you see the police coming from outside later, the seven of you will get out immediately. Do you understand?"

"Hey! I knew you were the best! Got it!"

I found a corner and sat in the Internet cafe for seven consecutive times...

"Um... Kakashi... are we... are we bad kids... My grandma said that no one who goes to the Internet cafe knows any good kids..." Xia asked, struggling to hold her little hands.

"What era is this? What era was your grandma from, right? Her thoughts at that time were definitely not up to date with ours now. Look, my grandfather is a typical example." Obito said to the side. .

"Bastard Kakashi! What are you doing?!"

"Record a video. I think your words are very classic. I want Grandpa Dave to watch them."

"You bastard!"

...

After fighting for a while, the six oxen and horses also instilled a lot of ideas into the scorpion, and the scorpion also officially sublimated into a calf...

Asuma took out his cigarette and threw one to each of the six cows and horses beside him...

"Ah? Are we still smoking?" Xie asked tremblingly..

"Don't worry, cigarettes are harmless." Obito waved his hand and lit a cigarette...

"This is the Sarutobi Yellow Crane Tower, a specialty of our Sarutobi clan. It is non-toxic and harmless and will not affect our physical development." Asuma waved his hand and introduced.

"And not only the specialty cigarettes of the Sarutobi clan, but basically all the cigarettes on the market are from Grandpa Dave's Kidney Company. Each cigarette has been filtered hundreds of times by the special filtering machine built by my grandfather. , apart from making people energetic, it has no side effects, and when you smoke one, you feel like drinking water without any other discomfort." Jian Yue also said.

"Oh...that's good"

So...

In the corner of the Internet cafe, there are seven little horses, each with a cigarette in the corner of their mouth and playing with the computer...

Scorpion...well...is completely ruined... (Children, please don't imitate, smoking is harmful to your health~)

The seven little guys played all afternoon, and Scorpion's face was red with joy...

"Let's go! Let's go! The Uchiha police are coming!" At this time, Jiulama ran over with a beer belly and shouted quickly.

"Ah? So fast? We still want to play," Obito said gloomily.

"Will you, the grandson of a gangster, leave? If you don't leave, you won't be able to leave. I tell you, don't even think about coming to my place to surf the Internet next time!" Nine Lama said helplessly.

"Alright alright"

"Uchiha police! Hey! Those seven smoking brats in the corner! Don't leave!"

Dave happily spent time at home with his wife Yuemei planting flowers and watering vegetables. It was a happy pastime...

Suddenly, Dave's cell phone rang, and Dave slowly took out the phone with an evil expression...

Dave breathed a sigh of relief when he saw the marked pig trying to grab cabbage...

"Fugaku, why are you calling me, you little brat?" Even if it wasn't Nanako's call, this brat Dave wouldn't be so angry.

"Uncle Dave... um... Obito and his friends were caught by the police on routine patrol this afternoon and taken to the police department for surfing the Internet and smoking in an Internet cafe. um... can you come and... ."

"Hello? Hello? The signal is not good? Hello? Obito? What? Who is Obito? Orphan? Is your signal too rubbish? I can't hear anything, hang up!" Dai! My husband hung up the phone directly.

Fugaku looked at the hung up phone in his hand in confusion..

"Uncle Fugaku, can you just let us go~" The seven detained calves all looked at Fugaku with their big eyes twinkling and asked.

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