Konoha's Crazy Dave

With an explosion...

Fugaku, who was sleeping soundly, was suddenly awakened...

"Young people today, the smell of gunpowder is really strong," Hiruzen said helplessly as he yawned in the room next to him.

"Wait a minute, Asuma is in there too!" Hiruzen suddenly sat up.

..

If things get too big, they might as well bomb the school, but this time they even bomb the police department...

"Young people, it's normal to be angry. Obito, well, it has the fine traditions of my Uchiha clan." Madara expressed understanding.

"I tell you, stay away from my great-grandson from now on! You are 80.00% responsible for what my great-grandson is doing now!" Tobirama said angrily.

"Heh, he has quite a temper. What can you teach him?" Madara asked calmly.

"I've taught him a lot," Tobirama said, about to show him some forbidden techniques.

"Does that forbidden technique have half the power of my Samsara Eye?" Madara asked with his Samsara Eye glowing with purple light.

"The reincarnation eye is just a ball, just wait, sooner or later I will come up with the forbidden technique that will kill you! I have already arranged it for him. He will be proficient in 5 forbidden techniques at the age of 500, master 10 forbidden techniques at the age of 5000, and be able to master 15 forbidden techniques at the age of 20. I created my own forbidden technique and mastered it at the age of [-]!" Tobirama said calmly.

"Then let me tell you, I have arranged for Obito to open the Sharingan when he is 3 years old, the three magatama when he is 5 years old, the kaleidoscope when he is 8 years old, the eternal kaleidoscope when he is 10 years old, the reincarnation eye when he is 12 years old, and when he is 15 years old, he will go out with me directly. "Space dry Otsutsuki" Madara said calmly.

"... What you are talking about... is a bit profound. Hehe, my grandson really likes filming now. He just needs to be happy!" Hashirama scratched his head and smiled.

"But! He must find a wife when he is 16 years old! I will have a great-grandson when he is 20 years old!" This is Hashirama's bottom line!There is no way, Tsunade, a living example of an older leftover girl, is still here...

Quan Nai shook his head helplessly. Sure enough, it was better to be alone. Children and grandchildren had to worry about them.

"Hey! One tail, two tail, I'm Ah Fei! I just seemed to hear someone discussing education issues!" Suddenly, an Ah Fei emerged from the ground...

"Do you need to take care of your children? Our boss, Hei Jue, is a professional in taking care of children! At the age of three, children can master the basic composition of feces. At the age of five, they can skillfully pick up feces. At the age of ten, they can become experts in the feces industry. At the age of 15, they can understand the basic composition of feces at a glance. You will know when the stool was produced and what the person who produced the stool ate,” A Fei introduced.

...

"Ask for leave? Do you, the head of the Uchiha clan, actually want to ask for leave?" Orochimaru looked at Fugaku in front of him and asked in confusion.

"Well, I have something urgent and I have to go out. It may take a day. It just so happens that the police department was bombed last night and is currently being repaired. I also want someone to be on duty for me for a day." Fugaku nodded and said.

"Uh, okay, but you have to fill out this application form. This has been here since the time of the First Generation. Anyone at ministerial level or above who wants to apply for leave must fill out this form." Orochimaru nodded and stood up. Go to the storage cabinet aside.

After rummaging through the cabinet, I found a pile of forms filled with dust...

Orochimaru handed the lump to Fugaku.

"Hokage-sama, just give me one," Fugaku asked, looking at the dusty form above and swallowing.

"Uh, no, this lump is just a piece of paper." Orochimaru shook his head.

"Huh??" Fugaku took it in confusion, opened it and looked at it...

[Reason for requesting leave (please write 3000 words each in argumentative essay, narrative essay, expository essay, practical essay, letter, and poetry style)]

This is just one of them...

[If you encounter an emergency during the leave process, can you return to work within three seconds? Yes/No. (You have to approve the leave) (If you can, please write 5000 words why you made this decision)]

[If you encounter an emergency during the process of asking for leave, and the natural gas in your home is not turned off, are you doing it for family or work, please indicate your attitude in 5000 words]

[If aliens want to destroy the earth during the leave process, can you stand your ground?Please indicate your attitude in 5000 words]

"What is all this???" Fugaku asked in confusion.

"This, because at the time of the Shodaime-sama, the village and the Kidney Company began to have interest exchanges. In order to protect the maximum interests, this leave request was made by the legal department manager of the Kidney Company." Orochimaru scratched his head in frustration. said.

"Uncle Kakuzu?? But I'm really in an emergency! After I finish writing this, my house's natural gas will probably explode," Fugaku said without tears.

"It's okay. Just take it back and write it to me within a month. By the way, do you want to take a look at the leave requests from previous ministers for reference?" Orochimaru said helplessly.

"Of course! I want it!" Fugaku nodded. How could he write these things? If you have seniors, you should learn from them.

"This, the recent leave note was written by Sakumo. Yesterday, it happened to be 30 days old and was handed over to me. I was going to take it to sell waste paper in the afternoon. You can take it and take a look." Orochimaru said from the corner of the trash can. He took out a piece of paper and handed it to Sakumo.

"Sakumo? Can you still write this?" Fugaku took over and asked strangely.

"Actually, the first person to write this leave request was Uncle Hiruzen. Everyone who asked for leave after that learned from him. Oh, by the way, Sakumo still owed me two leave requests. Did you see him? If you want to urge him, I have to go through the process no matter what." Orochimaru shook his head helplessly.

"Uh... ok" Fugaku looked at the time and couldn't catch up, so he hurriedly left with two pieces of paper in his arms.

Arriving at the gate of Konoha, Fugaku hurriedly followed as the tour bus left.

When they arrived at their destination, Fugaku looked at Mikoto and Kushina who got out of the car to play. Fugaku squatted on a tree 1000 meters away and held a telescope and breathed a sigh of relief.

"Hey, Brother Fugaku, why are you here too?" At this time, a yellow flash flashed beside him.

"..Minato? Why are you here too?" Fugaku was stunned and turned around to ask.

"I have to follow Kushina's temper. Last time she went on a trip, because there were bandits on the road, Kushina knocked down the bandits' mountain. There happened to be a village at the bottom of the mountain. Fortunately, there were no casualties, and I also paid compensation. I spent three months paying for food delivery." Minato said with a burst of sadness.

"Uh... This... you really have to follow this." Fugaku swallowed and nodded in agreement.