Konoha's Crazy Dave

"Haxi hot mom! Do you still want to challenge me today!"

"Motor! Come on!!"

"Izuna and I will be waiting for you in the afternoon!" Madara glanced at Hashirama coldly, then turned and left.

"Dave, uncle went back to rehearse first! I must beat him tonight!" Hashirama watched Madara leave, and he felt no interest in the claw machine over there, so he looked at Dave and said hello Just left.

Seeing that the two men who had beaten him so violently finally left, the little Jiuwei who was lying on Dave's hair finally let down the hair that covered his little face.

"Why don't you continue lying down?" Dave asked with a smile.

"Hmph, if I, the Kyuubi, can stand up, I will never lie down!" Little Kyuubi puffed up his arrogant little chest and said with full arrogance.

"Hahaha" Dave laughed, not wanting to expose him.

"Kid! You! Why are you laughing! Don't laugh!" Little Jiuwei's little face suddenly turned red, and he quickly grabbed little Dave's hair with his little paws and shouted.

After a while, Xiao Jiuwei and Dave finished playing

"Kid, what do they mean by dancing?" Xiao Jiuwei asked after thinking for a while.

"Um...this...I can't explain it to you...if you want to know, just go over and have a look this afternoon." Dave wiped the cold sweat from his face. Every time he mentioned dancing, he could think of that black line. Silk back view...

"Okay." Little Kyuubi nodded.He and Dave spent a long time walking around the village today, which was quite interesting.

Just like that moment when I slapped Zhujian just now... Although I'm still a little scared now, but looking back, it's so damn good!One day I have to think about giving Uchiha Madara that bad-faced face a break.Um!

If Dave knew what little Kyuubi was thinking, he would definitely have a look of astonishment on his face.... You are so pure that you only care about eating and not beating... Hashirama, you can only slap him because he has a good temper, and you didn't give him any You care.Are you still thinking about fanning yourself?Damn it, can I lend you three more courage?

"Let's go, I have classes to attend this afternoon, let's go to school first," Dave said with a smile.

"Class? What is class?" Little Jiuwei, who has not received education since he was a child, said he didn't know what class was.

"It's class...well...that's really a scary thing..." Dave thought of that kind old father's face and shuddered hard...

Can you imagine what it feels like during every class when that kind old husband gives you a loving look from time to time?

ninja school

"Old father, I'm sorry I'm late. Uh...Uncle Izuna??? Why are you here?" Dave hugged Kyuubi and rushed to the ninja school while running and jumping.Just as he lowered his head to apologize to his old father, he looked up and saw that it was Quan Nai standing on the stage.

"Haha, I usually have nothing to do in my family. I heard that Tobirama is a teacher at a ninja school, so I thought I could give it a try, and here I am," Izuna said with a smile.

"Uh...oh oh..." Dave was stunned for a moment and nodded in confusion.

"Okay, don't be stunned. I haven't started talking yet. Come in quickly." Quan Nai looked at Dave's dazed and cute look, smiled and waved.

Dave also quickly carried Kyuubi to his seat...

"Wow, Mr. Dave, you brought Nine Lama to class too. Hey, what is Nine Lama eating?" Yue Mei saw the Dave she was thinking about coming, and her face was full of happiness.Yue Mei was even happier when she saw Dave holding a little fox in his arms.

"Hey! Scary little girl! Why are you here!" Nine Lama was eating some pastries he bought on the road when he heard Yue Mei's familiar voice.Thinking of what happened this morning, Jiu Lama shuddered violently...

"Hey, this is a school. I'm a student here, so of course I have to come here to attend classes!" Yue Mei said with a smile.

"Hey, Jiu Lama, what are you eating in your kawaii little paws and in your mouth?" Yue Mei asked, looking at Jiu Lama who kept chewing his little mouth, feeling very kawaii. .

"! Dave! Get it for me quickly! Don't let this little girl take it away!" Kyuubi quickly handed the pastries in his hand to Dave and motioned for him to put them away.My small body cannot resist the little girl in front of me now.

"Pfft!" Yue Mei looked at the anxious look on Xiao Jiuwei's face and burst into laughter.

"...Tsuki Mei, ah~" Dave looked at the anxious look of little Kyuubi and smiled helplessly.Then he took out one of the pastries that Xiao Jiuwei had just handed over to him and put it under Yue Mei's mouth.

"Yeah!" Yue Mei blushed and smiled softly, then slowly opened her little cherry mouth, and Dave stuffed the pastry into Yue Mei's mouth.

The fox that Little Kyuubi was watching below was dumbfounded...

He feels that his thousand-year worldview and values ​​have collapsed... It may not be a human, but you two are real dogs...

Little Kyuubi: The fox was fed dog food by two humans. Is there any way to kill them both? Oh, the man among them is my Jinchuuriki.Waiting online, quite urgent.

"Ouch!! Little brat! Why did you give my cake to this hateful little girl!!" Kyuubi screamed indignantly.

"Why do you, a little fox, eat so much? Come on, Yue Mei, let's ignore him and continue, ah~"

md, I am not a human being, you two are real dogs.

Quan Nai, who was standing on the stage and giving a lecture, saw the two people chatting with each other over there... and suddenly felt extremely cuckold...

He had also heard from his elder brother about Dave and Yue Mei.He thought it was nothing, not to mention that the child was Dave, a particularly good child who resurrected him, so why couldn't he make an exception?

Moreover, most of the family rules that have been passed down by the family for hundreds of years have been broken. Well, his brother Uchiha Madara has almost half of them broken...

And I heard that the relationship between the two children is very good, very affectionate... but... you're so good at it, it's so good... your love is so good... This damn thing is in class! ! !

Have you considered the feelings of me, a teacher who works so hard to teach! !you!you!What a waste of being a son of man!

As for the Kyuubi here

He lay on Dave's feet, his eyes vacant and blank.who is he?Where is he?What is he doing?What did he see?Why is he here?

All of this was like thoughts emanating from the soul, making this little Kyuubi fall into deep thought... Why... Why...

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