Konoha's Crazy Dave

In the end, the class passed slowly with Izuna's headache and Kyuubi's thinking.

After school

"Dave, where did you find the little fox?" Hiruzen walked up to Dave and asked the question that had been bothering him all afternoon.

Mirror, Fengfeng, and Danzo also gathered around.

"Ah, his name is Nine Lamas. Well, just think of him as my pet!" Dave thought for a while, and decided not to tell anyone about Nine Tails yet.

"Kid! Who did you say was your pet!" The little Nine-Tails, who had eaten a lesson of dog food over there, was filled with resentment, and then heard that the guy in front of him actually said he was a pet?

Can this be tolerated?This is intolerable!

"Huh? He can still talk!" Hiruzen said with a starry face.

"Well, of course, you can also think of him as a psychic beast! He is very powerful!" Dave nodded and said with a smile.

"Then...that...classmate Dave...can I touch him..." At this time, a little girl with yellow hair came over and looked at Dave with some fear and asked.

Her name is Koharu. She is just a commoner. She came to the ninja school because of her luck... And except for the disciple, almost all the others in the ninja school are children of big families... She is usually very afraid of strangers and is not willing to do anything. Talk... It wasn't until she saw Kyuubi's cute appearance just now that she couldn't help but want to touch him, then she mustered up the courage to come over and ask.

"Another little girl! Little girls, please stay away from me!" Xiao Jiuwei saw another little girl trying to touch him, and immediately said with fury all over his body.He still hasn't responded to the shadow that the pretty girl gave him...

"Let her touch it, and I'll buy you some cakes when I get home tonight," Dave whispered to the nine tails inside him.

"I want ten yuan! No! 30 yuan! I want 30 yuan of cakes! Otherwise, no more talking!!" Jiuwei thought for a moment and grinned.

Dave wanted to laugh a little. He remembered a saying from his previous life... Orcs will never be slaves unless they have food and shelter.The current Kyuubi situation is very complicated.

"Of course" Dave smiled and handed the little Kyuubi to her.

"Wow~ His hair is so soft! Classmate Dave! Thank you!" Xiaochun hugged Kyuubi when he went to bed, stroking his soft and soft hair, and said with eyes filled with little stars.

Kagami and Hiruzen over there saw this scene, and their eyes lit up!Suddenly some strange thoughts came into their minds.

What was different from everyone else was that Yue Mei over there looked warily at Koharu who suddenly appeared in front of her holding Nine Tails, and looked at Koharu's eyes that looked like little stars.

She felt a bit of a crisis... It was okay before, Dave was often with her, and no girl dared to approach Dave... But the sudden appearance of the girl in front of her made her feel a bit of a crisis.

"Dave, are we going to watch the clan leaders dance?" Yue Mei looked at Dave and asked.

"Ah? Yes, yes, the dance battle between Uncle Ban and Uncle is about to start. Well, let's leave first!" Dave was stunned for a moment, took out his mobile phone and looked at the time. It should be up now, and hurriedly joined everyone. A classmate said sorry and left with little Kyuubi and Yue Mei.

Classmate Dave... is so good... Xiaochun thought silently... (This is just a one-sided funny plot extension! There is only one female protagonist in this book! Don't worry!)

At night, Hiruzen returned home

"Father, I want a psychic beast!" Hiruzen looked at his father with a bright face and asked.

"Are you sure?" Sarutobi Sasuke was stunned for a moment and asked in a serious voice.

"I'm sure!" Hiruzen nodded and said solemnly.

"Okay, sign him!" Sarutobi Sasuke took out a huge scroll from the drawer and handed it to Hiruzen.

after a while

"I don't want the psychic beast anymore, father! I don't want it anymore! He's so ugly! Oooh! I don't want him!" Hiruzen looked at the old black ape demon he had summoned, and he was even shocked.He hugged his father's thigh and cried.

Just this psychic beast?He can even scare himself when he summons it!Are you still looking for a little girl?What the heck, what little girl wouldn’t be scared looking at this thing?He also wants to pick up girls. Who wouldn't be confused by this thing?

"...." Several black lines slowly appeared on the heads of Sarutobi Sasuke and the monkey demon...

"Sasuke, if there's nothing else to do, I'll leave first." The monkey demon closed his eyes and resisted the idea of ​​beating up the kid who summoned him...

"Um.. Don't mind, Saru Demon. Children don't understand anything," Sarutobi Sasuke said quickly.

"Yeah" the ape demon hummed, and then a burst of white smoke rose, and the ape demon disappeared here.

Then Hiruzen was unilaterally beaten by his father... He also said that Hiruzen didn't know the goods, and Hiruzen would regret it in the future...

Konoha West Head

"Hashi hot mom!!!"

"Motor!!!"

"Thousands of Hands!!!"

"Uchiha Izuna!!!"

After a while of yelling at each other, the dance began.

Dave was numb when he saw this scene. He didn't want to say or do anything.Just silently leaning on Yue Mei's shoulder, he was tired...

"Dave-kun, what's wrong with you?" Seeing Dave closing his eyes and leaning on his shoulder, Yue Mei asked with some worry and confusion.

"It's nothing, I'm a little tired." Dave's eyes silently shed a line of tears.He didn't want to admit that these people in front of him were people he knew...

Yue Mei felt a little heartbroken when she saw Dave crying.He reached out his hand and wiped the tears from Dave's face.Dave opened his eyes and looked at each other silently with Yue Mei... The two smiled and held hands...

It's okay, even if Uncle Madara and Uncle become women, everything will be fine here with Yue Mei here... Dave thought silently...

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Kyuubi couldn't bear being in their arms anymore...he jumped out quickly...

"It's interesting, I'll try it too!!" Jiuwei looked at the four people dancing vigorously over there, feeling a little moved in his heart.Then he swung his nine tails and slowly jumped into the crowd of four people.

after a while

"Kyuubi! Do you want to dance too?!"

"Motor! Hasi Hot Mom!!! Let me show you what real dance is!"

"Whoa whoa whoa whoa..." Dave saw the Nine Tails coming up to join in the fun... It has changed... It has completely changed... The world of Naruto has changed beyond recognition...

Dave suddenly fell into Yue Mei's arms and cried loudly... This was no longer the Naruto world he was familiar with...

Yuemei hugged Dave very distressedly and kept whispering comfort...