Konoha's Crazy Dave

After offending most of the food-making aunts and uncles in the business circle, Dave said that he would never bring a scammer like Jiuwei to a place like this again.

"Jiu Lama? Are you full?" Dave asked with a resentful look as he looked up at the little Jiu Wei who was lying on his head with his belly on his head, picking his teeth.

"Well, it's okay. The pastry made by that man was better the first time. The rest can only be said to be so-so." Little Kyuubi raised his teeth and thought for a while.

"Let's go, where do you want to go?" Dave asked.

"Well, is there anything interesting in the village? Let's go and have a look." Xiao Jiuwei picked his teeth and said nonchalantly.As long as he has something to eat, he usually eats and sleeps, what's the fun?

"Come on, let's walk around the village"

after a while

Little Kyuubi saw two people he never wanted to see in his life...

"Haxi Hot Mom! Exchange 10 more coins for me! Just ten! Just ten! I will help you win a little puppet for ten!" Hashirama looked to the side with a blushing face. Madara growled.

"No, you have already lost several thousand silver coins," Madara turned his head and said indifferently.

Hehe, how could a loser like Hashirama win?If this guy hadn't come this morning to catch him and catch the doll, and threatened not to let Mito introduce a blind date to Izuna if he didn't go, he would never have come.

Why spend so much money?See you lose?Might as well spend some money on meatballs for my sweet little Dave.Hehe, Hashirama, you are thinking nonsense.

In fact, Dave wants to say...this slot machine is also his...the money his uncle lost still goes into his pocket...

"Kid! Hurry! Let me go back!" Kyuubi and Dave, who were walking over there, saw Hashirama and Madara over there, and roared with horror on their faces.

"It's okay, Jiu Lama. They are very nice people. You just messed with them before. They are still very nice people. Don't worry!" Dave patted the little Jiu Wei's little head and smiled helplessly. Laughing comfortingly.

When Jiuwei saw Dave walking towards the two bastards, he was unwilling to take him back. He quickly covered Dave's hair to cover his little head, only revealing his two small puffing eyes for observation. With.

"Uncle! Uncle Spot!" Dave smiled and greeted the two people who were still arguing over there.

"Yo! Dave, you're here! Hurry! Lend your uncle a few thousand taels, and he will give you a doll in return!" "Dave"

When Hashirama saw his little nephew coming, he shouted excitedly.Uchiha Madara nodded.

"..." Dave saw Hashirama's face flushed, and reluctantly took out one or two thousand silver taels from his arms and handed it to Hashirama.

Anyway, the money this guy lost goes into his own pocket...it's nothing...

"Oh! Long live Dave!" Hashirama excitedly took the money and went inside to exchange it.

"Kid, is that the Kyuubi on your head?" Madara looked helplessly at Hashirama's back, then looked at the two little eyes exposed on Dave's head and asked

"Yeah, Uncle Ban, he is my partner now!" Dave smiled and nodded.

"Kyuubi, if you dare to do anything bad to Dave, I will never let you go." Madara closed and opened his eyes, revealing the scarlet Sharingan, looking at the voice of Kyuubi over there. said

He naturally knew that Dave sealed the Nine-Tails into his body. In his opinion, Dave was really a good boy. In order to help him resurrect Izuna, he would not hesitate to seal something so dangerous to him now. There is really a touching child in my body.If this Nine Tails dares to do anything harm to Dave, Madara swears to kill it even if it destroys the whole world.

Kyuubi shuddered hard, looking at the scarlet Sharingan, trembling...

"Hahaha! I'm back! The claw machine! Let's fight for another three hundred rounds!!" Hashirama now changed the coins and ran over happily and said haha.

After a while...

Hashirama lost again in exchange for a few hundred coins, and even Kyuubi couldn't stand it anymore...

"MD, I can't even stand the tailed beast anymore! Bring it here!!" Kyuubi suddenly became angry when he saw Hashirama's clumsy behavior and his excited expression of losing hundreds of coins.

Then Kyuubi jumped down from Dave's head, jumped in front of Hashirama, and grabbed only one coin from Hashirama's hand.

"Damn it, watch me! Look how I play!! How can you be so good at it!" Little Jiuwei stood on the operating table of the claw machine, holding Hashirama's cock with his two little paws. The face howled.

Hashirama:? ?Meow meow meow?Where did this little fox come from? ?

Then the little Kyuubi moved as fiercely as a tiger, and soon caught an Uchiha Madara's rag doll.

Little Kyuubi jumped down from the console of the claw machine, picked up Uchiha Madara's little rag doll from the pipe, and threw it into Hashirama's face!

"Look! This is how this thing works! You are playing nm!" Little Kyuubi scolded Hashirama angrily.

Soon...little Kyuubi realized something was wrong...

This person... this person... this person... is that b from Senju Hashirama? ? ?My Kyuubi is really C!Brother Hashirama, I was wrong!I was wrong!I was so obsessed just now!I shouldn't have slapped you in the face!Sir, please let me go!

"Haha, it's Kyuubi. Wow, the little Kyuubi is so cute. You did a good job!" Hashirama touched his face that was being fanned by the little rag doll, and looked at one with a smile. Ji Liu hid in Dave's hair and held the little Jiuwei in front of his face, not caring about anything.

"That... uncle, Xiao Jiuwei has this kind of character. I apologize to you on his behalf." Dave smiled helplessly.

Why do you, Kyuubi, only remember eating but not beating... How dare you scold Hashirama?Dare you slap him in the face?This damn guy didn't even dare to slap him in the face, how dare you?

"It's okay, it's okay, uncle doesn't blame him, maybe it's because uncle played a little bad..." Hashirama's body was gradually filled with shadows...

"Um...Uncle, it's okay. At least you can dance well..." Dave looked at the shadow-filled Hashirama in front of him and comforted him helplessly...

"..Yes!! At least I can dance better than Madara!" Hashirama's eyes gradually brightened as his body was filled with shadows.

Dave:..I didn’t say that...

"Haxi hot mom! Do you think you can dance better than me!" Madara over there was immediately ignited by Hashirama's words and roared angrily.

"Haha, isn't this very common? If Izumi hadn't helped you two days ago, how could you have beaten me?" Hashirama said with a smile.

It's over.. It's over...