Konoha's Crazy Dave

"Hatake Kakashi!"

"Senju Obito!"

"Who do you think is Yu?!"

"Who do you think is the gangster?!"

The two little brats Kakashi and Obito were rolling around on the ground holding each other's necks in the end...

"Okay, okay, there's a limit to everything." Dave couldn't stand it any longer, and stepped forward to grab the two little brats, Destiny, by the scruff of their necks.

"Humph!"

"Humph!"

Even though the two little brats were held in Dave's hands, they were still unhappy with each other.

"Come on, Grandpa Dave will teach you, turn your head and face each other," Dave said with a smile.

The two little guys were still obedient, staring at each other with their little lips curled up and looking unhappy.

"Come on, say I love you, bah, say I'm sorry"

...

"sorry"

"sorry"

"Yes, that's right, you two will be good friends from now on!" Dave continued to teach carefully.

Seeing the two villains getting back together hand in hand, Dave nodded with satisfaction, then left them here, said hello to the three people over there, and left first.

"Humph"

"Humph"

After Dave left, the two little guys couldn't deal with each other again...

Black Zetsu here...

"Lord Black Jue, George's intervention has made our already low sales even worse!" a White Jue said in tears.

"Tsk...I have a headache..." Hei Jue sat on the main seat and rubbed his eyebrows due to a headache.

"How many were sold yesterday?" Hei Jue asked next.

"Minus three"

"???Why are you still losing three?" Hei Jue was confused.

"Three Bai Zetsu met Jonin when they were promoting, uh... all those underwear were burned," Bai Zetsu said, scratching his head.

"Where's George?" Hei Jue asked quickly.

"They sold one," Hei Jue No. [-] said.

"What? Bastards, how could they sell one?!" Hei Jue angrily slapped the table and roared.

Not only did it fail to sell, but it even lost three of them. Why did George sell one?

"Senju Hashirama negotiated with them and bought it for one silver tael," Black Zetsu No. [-] said calmly.

"..Oh, Hashirama, that's okay. But we are still one silver tael behind!"

"I don't know how to promote this kind of thing. Tsk...Consultation... No, he will definitely want my money, then..." Hei Jue touched his chin and thought.

Then, Hei Jue thought of someone and called him.

"Hey Dave, it's me, Black Zetsu"

"Hei Jue? Who is it? Is it a sales promotion? I don't need it."

...

"Ahem, no kidding, what's wrong Hei Jue?" Dave over there coughed twice in embarrassment. He received a call from Hei Jue as soon as he got home.

"Help me think of a way to promote underwear," Hei Jue said quickly.

"Promotion? Underwear? You?" Dave said in disbelief.

In Dave's impression of Hei Ze in the past ten years, Hei Ze is equated with the toilet.

"Can't I start another business?" Hei Jue asked angrily.

"Uh uh... If there is a good idea, with your brain... Well... I think you should sell it to a rag collector. The recent purchase price of fabrics is quite good." Dave over there thought for a while and said.

"..."

"Okay, okay, I won't kid you anymore. Since you want to promote something, you must increase its popularity. Although you have this thing, it still stinks. You can try to hold a show or live broadcast. Go on a catwalk or something, grab people’s attention and then sell it on it” Dave over there gave me some solid advice.

"Underwear catwalk? What do you mean?" Hei Jue asked with eyes brightening.

"You find some young ladies, give them some compensation, hold a stage with a theme called Victoria's Secret or something, and let them wear it and walk around twice," Dave continued.

"...Okay, I understand!" Hei Jue's shrewd mind understood instantly, and hung up the phone after saying that.

Dave over there doesn't know why he always has a bad feeling.

"Are we really going to do this?" Hei Zeue No. [-] behind Hei Zee asked.

"You definitely can't do exactly what Dave said. You have to spend money to find a young lady. Can't our Bai Jue do it?" Hei Jue said with a snort.

"Are you sure that... Bai Jue has grown up in those human aesthetics?" Black Jue No. [-] pointed at the crooked White Jue and asked.

"Are the Bai Jue people ugly? Aren't they all pretty? If you apply lipstick and blush on them, they will definitely attract attention. Although their looks are not as good as mine, they are not bad," Hei Jue said confidently. .

"But our sales group is those humans...they..." Hei Jue No. [-] questioned...

"Okay, okay. When the time comes, I will go on stage in person. Can't I still attract them? Hum hum." Hei Jue directly interrupted Hei Jue No. [-]'s question.

Seeing this, Black Jue No. [-] said nothing..

The next day, in Orochimaru's laboratory...

Jiraiya was holding the sleeping child in his arms, playing with his cell phone boredly...

"Huh? Black Zetsu's secret? Underwear show?!" A message push instantly attracted Jiraiya's attention.

Then Jiraiya looked around and saw that no one was paying attention to him. He put the child in the cradle and walked into the laboratory toilet in the name of going to the toilet with his mobile phone...

I opened the live broadcast software on my mobile phone and saw Hei Jue's secret live broadcast room...

Jiraiya clicked on the live broadcast room and found that there were quite a few people inside...

Jiraiya skillfully made himself anonymous...and then he discovered that 100 out of 98 people were anonymous...

Anonymous user 1: Why don’t you start the catwalk yet?The flowers I waited for have faded and the toilet paper is ready, bah.

Anonymous user 2: Tsk, the man upstairs is a bit vulgar. We are watching this live broadcast from the perspective of discovering beauty.

Anonymous user 3: Yes, beauty exists in every corner of life. We must be good at discovering and observing.

Anonymous user 4: Can you unlock the anonymity?

Can not

...

Jiraiya didn't say anything, he just kept watching silently... It just so happened that his novel had almost come up with material recently, wasn't it just right?

Soon, the screen slowly lit up...

"Welcome to Hei Jue's secret catwalk. I hope you don't forget to buy some underwear when watching. Also, does anyone in the live broadcast room know what feces smells like?" A Fei said to the camera while standing on the stage.

Off the court, Hei Jue knocked A Fei away with a slipper...

Okay, the show officially begins...