Konoha's Crazy Dave

"What? Damn George!!" Hei Jue roared angrily after hearing the news.

Then Hei Jue took out his cell phone and called George directly.

"Hey, Hei Jue, why are you thinking of calling me?" George on the other side of the phone said jokingly.

"You bastard, are you going to have trouble getting along with me?!" Hei Jue roared with veins popping out on his head.

"How do you say this? I am also looking for another way out, and I sell men. It doesn't conflict with you," George said lightly.

"Okay! OK!" Hei Jue narrowed his eyes and then hung up the phone.

"Since you are unkind, don't blame me for being unjust." Hei Jue clenched his fist.

...

Madara's house, today, Hashirama came here to visit his friend. His friend has not paid much attention to him for almost half a year...

Hashirama was a little sad, so he went directly to Madara's house to see what was going on...

"Madara! What have you been doing for the past six months?" Hashirama didn't knock on the door, but climbed over the wall and came in.

"Huh? Why are you here?" Madara was teaching children in the courtyard when he heard the noise and walked out to take a look.

"Didn't I come to see you? You haven't been out to play for almost half a year?" Hashirama asked sadly.

"I'm teaching Obito. I think my education is very successful. Your damn brother still doesn't admit it?" Madara said with a sneer.

"Huh? Are you going to teach little Obito? Yes, I feel quite reassured by Madara's words." Hashirama nodded in surprise.

Who was Ban teaching last time? Oh, Dave, Dave is such a good boy.

At this moment, a white light flashed on the field, and Tobirama suddenly appeared in the courtyard.

Madara narrowed his eyes, this guy left a thunder god in his house again.

"Tobirama, you're here too, hahaha" Hashirama laughed happily.

"Huh? Why are you here, brother? No matter, Madara, you must hand Obito over to me today. If this continues, Obito will be useless!" Tobirama stared at Madara with an unkind expression.

"Huh, how did you know that Obito was dead?" Madara sneered indifferently.

Who is Madara? Others want Madara to teach him, but Bai Mao is still not happy?Besides, he also has a criminal record. Dave is such a good kid, huh?Couldn’t it be that I have taught you such great achievements and strength now?

"Yes, yes, Tobirama, I think Madara's teachings are quite reassuring." Hashirama also asked in confusion.

Tobirama looked at his stupid big brother and waved to little Obito who was sitting on the ground in a daze.

"Grandpa Zeng!" Little Obito got up and ran over...

"Little Obito, what did you learn from Grandpa Madara?" Tobirama picked up little Obito and asked with a fond smile.

"There are many, many, many. Grandpa Madara not only taught me how to read, but also taught me how to exercise." Little Obito said, clasping his fingers.

The spot on the side stretched its neck like a victorious rooster.

"Really? Then grandpa, can I ask you a question?" Tobirama said with a smile.

"it is good!"

"What is 1 plus 1 equal to?"

"3"

...

"Uchiha Madara! You taught me this shit!" Tobirama clenched his fist and roared angrily at Madara over there.

"This only means that little Obito has not inherited the intelligence of Dave and Dai Yue. It is not a big problem. You can ask him about other aspects," Madara said nonchalantly.

"Little Obito, Grandpa Zeng is asking you, how does your Grandpa Madara usually teach you?" Tobirama hummed twice, looked at Obito in his arms and asked.

"Grandpa Madara drives me to play every day. Once, I flew out of my seat! Another time, Grandpa Madara summoned a huge stone in the sky. Grandpa Madara said he would let me try it. I couldn’t carry it around Konoha, but I didn’t carry it. Oh, yes, and there’s that time Grandpa Madara said he would play hide and seek with me, and I hid in the forest for a week. They didn't find me, I saw big bears, big tigers, and wolves in the forest, hahaha, it was so fun." Obito happily talked about his grandfather Madara's evil deeds.

Hashirama was dumbfounded...how did Obito survive until now?

"....You are really indifferent, Uchiha Madara." Tobirama swallowed and looked at Madara angrily. ,

"Humph, isn't this to teach him? Only by experiencing blood and sweat since childhood can we become a higher self in the future!" Madara didn't feel at all that he had done anything wrong.

"Dave, did you teach him this way before?" Zhu Jian suddenly thought of something and asked.

"No, Dave is the genius, I usually don't care about him," Madara said calmly.

It's not like these new generation children are so worrying. Didn't he just throw Obito into the forest for a week? Didn't he just let Obito carry the meteorite on his back? Didn't he just let Obito experience it early? Does the feeling of flying lay the foundation for future combat in the sky since childhood?What's all the fuss about, of course he still acted as a back-up, well, at least Obito didn't lose his life, right?

At this time, Dave also came, but he was holding a white-haired child. He had a pair of dead fish eyes at a young age, and he liked to wear a black mask on his mouth.

"Hey, it's so lively. Everyone is here. I'm bringing Sakumo's kids to come and play with Obito." Dave smiled and greeted a few people.

"Kakashi, have you seen that kid the same age as you? He is very powerful." Then Dave said to little Kakashi in his arms.

"Well, it looks a bit stupid," little Kakashi looked at Obito with a pair of dead fish eyes and said slowly.

"What?! You're stupid! You little brat with a mask!" Little Obito looked at Kakashi with gleaming eyes. He had basically been playing with Madara and had never had the chance to meet other children. Originally, I was planning to make friends with him, but who would have thought he would be such a stinker.

"Tch, stupid"

"Who are you calling stupid!"

"Say you're stupid!"

"Who are you talking about?"

"What a fool to tell you"

"Hahahaha!"

...

"Hey...what's your name, little brat!" Kakashi asked with a bad look on his face as he got off Dave's arms.

"Huh? Aren't you a little brat too? Hum, my name is Senju Obito! Remember! Senju Obito!" Little Obito said with great air.

"Kakashi Hatake, do you want to have a fight?" Little Kakashi asked, touching the wooden knife hanging on his belt.

"Who is afraid of whom!"

"come!"

Looking at the two little guys who started fighting over a disagreement, three old guys and an almost old guy stood aside and watched with relish.

"That boy from the Hatake family, his sword skills are quite good." Tobirama nodded in admiration.

"We need to talk to Sakumo when we get back. It's not good for the child's health to start exercising at such a young age," Dave said helplessly.

"What? Isn't Obito good at what I taught you? Look at his strong body, doesn't the beating come back and forth?" Madara asked calmly.

"Look! This is what Grandpa Dave taught me!" Kakashi gasped. He had been receiving training from his father and had beaten all the invincible opponents of his age. He didn't expect to encounter a tough opponent today.

"Come as you please, isn't that what my grandfather taught me?" Obito chuckled.

"Thousand years of killing!"

"what!"

...

"Did you teach this?" Madara turned to look at Dave and asked.

"No, it's not me, I didn't, don't talk nonsense. It must have been taught by Sakumo, he's not serious, and he didn't teach Kakashi how to order well." Dave denied it directly.

"Kakashi!!"

"Obito!!"