Konoha's Crazy Dave

"Orochimaru, is your delivery date coming soon?" Jiraiya asked, holding the calendar and calculating.

"Well, let me figure it out, it's just a few days." Orochimaru nodded.

"Then what are you waiting for? Go to the hospital as soon as possible. By the way, I'll go find Tsunade for the doctor," Jiraiya said in a panic.

"No need to bother." Orochimaru smiled and shook his head.

"It's no trouble, it's for the sake of the child! Come on, come with me!" Jiraiya said angrily.

Just when Orochimaru was about to explain again, he suddenly felt a burst of pain in his lower body...

"What's wrong with you?! Are you going to give birth so soon! I told you to eat more and eat more to maintain your health. What are you going to do now!" Jiraiya looked at Orochimaru holding his stomach with a look on his face. With a painful expression, he spoke anxiously.

Orochimaru shook his head, then held a knife in one hand and a scroll in the other...

The moment the scroll was opened, Orochimaru suddenly stabbed the knife into his stomach and made a big gash, and then lay down on the ground...

Then, a burst of white smoke appeared outside the scroll, which was Orochimaru's original body...

"The Art of Reincarnation without a Corpse!" Orochimaru, who was lying on the ground, slowly pinched the seal with his hand, then turned his head...

On the other side, Orochimaru's original body slowly opened his eyes and stood up...

Then he opened the body and took out the child...

Everyone who saw Jiraiya was dumbfounded...

"Well, the child is out," Orochimaru said with a smile while holding the child.

"...I am a pervert and I think you are a pervert..." Jiraiya shuddered hard...

At this time, Tsunade planned to come to see Orochimaru's physical condition. As soon as she walked in, she saw this scene...

"Orochimaru, are you crazy?" Tsunade roared with her eyes widened.

"It's okay, Tsunade, isn't the child already out?" Orochimaru asked doubtfully.

"... Generally speaking, newborn babies cry. Why doesn't he make any sound?" Tsunade glared at Orochimaru, then took the child from Orochimaru's arms and asked.

"Crying?" Jiraiya was stunned..

Then Jiraiya stepped forward and gave the baby a big sinus...

"Wow wow wow~~"

"Look, isn't this just making me cry!" Jiraiya said happily.

He heard from Uncle Kakuzu that Xiaonan didn't cry when she was born, just a big sinus went up.

"By the way, will the child still need to breastfeed in the future? Orochimaru, you bastard, you killed this body, how can the child breastfeed?" Jiraiya suddenly thought of something and asked in a panic.

"Milks? Tsunade, do you have any breasts?"

...

"You two bastards, stay away from my child from now on!" One of them punched someone, and veins popped out on Tsunade's hand...

The two of them looked pitiful with bruises on their eyes...

Somewhere on the other side...

"I have a batch of goods in stock, you either want it or I'll sell it to you at a low price." In the darkness, a man with green eyes said slowly.

"Your goods? Oh, since when did you start selling? I don't want it." Another pitch-black figure in the darkness sneered.

"Are you sure? Now, you and George own half of the excrement industry in the ninja world. It is difficult to improve. Don't you want to enter another industry? In this way, you will not only be one step ahead of George, but also earn more. Moreover, George is different from you. In addition to this line of work, he also works in scientific research and development in the company. He earns more than you," the man with green eyes said slowly.

"...Damn it, where are those goods of yours? I want them!" His expression could not be seen clearly from the pitch-black figure.

"Wise choice, 5 taels per ton. I have thousands of tons of goods here, in the xx warehouse outside Konoha."

"...Here, here is 6000 million."

After paying the money, the dark figure left...

xx warehouse outside Konoha...

Black Zetsu came here with Black Zetsu No. [-] and a group of White Zetsu...

"Open the warehouse," Hei Jue said with a smile on his face.

As the warehouse door opened, Hei Jue was dumbfounded looking at the goods inside...

"...Sir...how do we...sell this?" A Bai Jue asked in confusion.

"...Order to go down and give each White Jue a ton, and let them sell it while collecting dung outside." Hei Jue frowned and then said.

"Yes!"

"George, you didn't expect it, hahahaha"

Ever since, the ninja world has been in turmoil...

Iwagakure Village...in a certain restroom...

A common man from Yanyin Village who was squatting on the toilet looked at the white figure in the toilet. He was already used to it and became numb...

Just when the people were wiping their butts and preparing to leave... that figure suddenly appeared in front of him...

"You...what are you going to do?!" the common man swallowed his saliva and asked in a trembling voice.

"Excuse me, do you need women's underwear?"

Looking at Bai Jue in front of him, who has a golden body and a weird smile on his face, he is also holding a set of women's underwear...

In Tsuchikage's office...

"Bastard! Those free-for-all things are just looking for death! They usually make a fool of themselves in the village and collect the shit! They actually started selling a bunch of women's underwear on the street in front of everyone! This is simply Riding on the head of our Iwagakure village and shitting! And asking us for paper!" Ohnoki angrily slapped the table and roared.

"Tsuchikage-sama...are we...going to take any measures?" Onoki's secretary swallowed and asked.

"Take...take it, damn it, take it, these damn things will escape one by one." Ohno wood hurts...

"Then let's..."

"Wait a minute! Go! Order down, dispatch all the ninjas, find the place where they put those underwear, and burn them all for him!" Ohnoki suddenly thought of something again and said hurriedly.

George...

"Have you even thought of this level, Hei Jue, I underestimated you, haha" George sneered after hearing the information from Hei Jue No. [-].

"Then what do we need to do?" Black Jue No. [-] asked calmly.

"Now that he has entered the underwear industry, how can we be left behind? Tell all the zombies to buy men's underwear and promote it with the same strategy as them!"

Black Jue No. [-] left with George's order...

George stood up slowly, walked to the window sill of the base, looked up at the moon outside the window, and clenched his fists...

"Hei Jue, ha"

“The era of poop is coming to an end”

“Now is the time for underwear.”