Konoha's Crazy Dave

Inside a restaurant in Konoha

Nagato was wearing a neat and angular suit, holding a bouquet of roses in his hands, with cold sweat falling from time to time on his face. The hair wax Konan sprayed on his head made his already eye-catching red hair shine even more.

Nagato took out his cell phone from time to time and looked at the time, then turned his head and looked at a dining table at the rear right.

Konan and Yahiko both wore sunglasses and gave Nagato a thumbs up.

At this time, a figure slowly walked into the store...

"Hello, do you have a reservation?" The waiter looked at the figure in front of him with a smile and asked.

"Ah, table 27." The figure took out his mobile phone and looked at the message and nodded.

Nagato's tense body kept pricking up his ears to listen to what was going on around him. When he heard table number 27, he quickly looked at the number on his own table.

No. 27, that’s right!She is coming!

Nagato frowned, very nervous.

"Hello, are you the leader of the Akatsuki organization?" A voice slowly floated into Nagato's ears.

Konan and Yahiko on the table over there quickly covered their heads and took off their sunglasses to look at the figure.

"Um...it's me, are you the sweet bear?" Nagato asked nervously without even daring to look back.

"Well, it seems to be right. You are better-looking than I thought." The figure slowly opened the chair opposite the long door and sat down, saying with a smile on his face.

"You..." Nagato looked at the person in front of him and couldn't help but froze.

"What's wrong? Am I weird?" the man asked in confusion.

"It's okay, it's okay. You're so good-looking. My real name is Uzumaki Nagato. By the way, these are the flowers I bought for you." Nagato said nervously and handed the rose in his hand to the man.

"Thank you, it smells very good. Is it a Uzumaki clan? My name is Minazuki Ka, and I am from the Minazuki clan of Kirigakure Village. Please give me some advice," Minazuki Ka said gently with a smile on her face.

Looking at the other party's gentle smile, Nagato's head went blank for a moment.

"Giggles, you look very shy. I feel like the person I usually chat with is not the same person," Minazuki said with a gentle smile.

"Ah...this, that..." Nagato looked around, looking very uncomfortable.

Over there, Konan and Yahiko gritted their teeth as they watched Nagato's reaction, wishing they could take Nagato's place.

However, Nagato was not the kind of person to be pretentious. Under Minazuki's guidance, the two quickly started chatting and seemed very harmonious.

"Phew, that piece of wood from Nagato has finally come to his senses. I'm even worried for him." Xiaonan wiped away the cold sweat on his face and breathed a sigh of relief.

"Why do I feel a little strange, but there are still some things I can't put my finger on," Yahiko asked in confusion.

"You're stupid too, shut up." Xiaonan rolled her eyes at him and knocked on Yahiko's forehead.

Nagato and Minazuki Hana were chatting very passionately, talking about everything from daily necessities, rice, oil and salt to political affairs of the country. The two of them talked about everything. When other people in the restaurant saw this scene, they thought they were a couple in love.

"Oh, by the way, can you take me to the hot springs in Konoha? I ran here from Kirigakure and am a little tired." Minazuki Ka suddenly thought of something.

"No problem, I just finished eating. Let's go." Nagato nodded.

Watching the two of them stand up and leave, Konan and Yahiko put on their sunglasses again and followed closely behind them.

The entrance to Vulpix Hot Spring...

"Brother Rhinoceros, there are two of us, one for each male and female at the hot spring." Nagato walked in and said with a smile to Vulpix lying on the counter.

"Huh? Nagato, okay?" Rhinoceros looked at Nagato and the two for a moment, but still nodded.

"Wait a minute, I also want a male hot spring," Minazuki said suddenly.

"Huh?" Nagato and Rhinoceros looked back at Minazuki Hana at the same time.Nagato thought of some of the things that brother Jiraiya taught him, and his face instantly turned red.

Is this...so fast...I...I'm not ready yet...

"Oh~ I understand, Nagato boy, I can say this kind of thing openly. I've seen it a lot. It's nothing. No, this is the key to a single hot spring. It doesn't cost you money. It's soundproof. It's very good. There are some things in there that you may use. There is an additional charge for those things." Rhinoceros looked like I understood, and then took out the key to the single room from the drawer behind him and handed it to Nagato.

Nagato's face was red and he didn't dare to speak...

Minazuki Hana thanked her gently, called Nagato to his senses, and took him to the private room.

Outside the door...

"Hey, hey, isn't it? Are they developing so fast??!" Yahiko asked dumbfounded.

"...Bah, it turns out that Nagato is not only stupid, but also a pervert." Xiaonan blushed and spat.

"Well... Brother Jiraiya's teachings are true to me." Yahiko nodded thoughtfully.

"Idiot, stay away from Brother Jiraiya from now on!" A tic-tac-toe slowly popped up on Konan's head, and he punched Yahiko directly.

Just when Yahiko and Konan were discussing where to wait for them...

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

Suddenly, a roar came from the store.

"Damn it, is it so exciting? What are they playing?" Yahiko knew it was Nagato's as soon as he heard this voice.

"...Abnormal" Xiaonan snorted coldly.

Then, a white figure ran out of the door. Fortunately, there was a bath towel tied around his waist, so he wouldn't lose too many people.

"Nagato?! Why did you run out?!" Xiaonan looked at the figure in confusion and asked.

"Nagato, are you so fast?"

...

Nagato ignored the two of them and disappeared from the spot with a teleportation technique. The two of them were at a loss...

One week later...

"You are sending a message to ask Nagato. He has locked himself at home this week, not going anywhere, and not replying to messages. What is going on?" Xiaonan said speechlessly.

"Well, although there is little hope, let's ask." Yahiko shrugged.

Deputy leader of the Akatsuki organization: Nagato, what’s wrong? You haven’t replied to my message this week.

Akatsuki leader:...

Deputy leader of the Akatsuki organization: Great, you finally paid attention to me. What is going on?

Akatsuki leader:...

With the indiscriminate bombardment of Yahiko 99+...the leader of the Akatsuki organization finally spoke his first words.

Akatsuki leader: He is a man...bigger than mine...

...

The expression on Yahiko's face suddenly froze...

"Hey, Yahiko, what's your reaction? What did he say?" Xiaonan knocked on the petrified Yahiko, and then grabbed the phone.

The wind is very noisy tonight...

This sentence appeared in the circle of friends of the leader of the Akatsuki organization...

Love, stay away from me.