Konoha's Crazy Dave

"Brother, do you really don't need the White Jue to transform and go up?" Black Jue No. [-] looked at the group of White Jue behind the stage and asked with some unbearability.

"Transformation, what kind of transformation? Dave told me before, what is this called? Yes, yes, this is called natural beauty. Aren't all the Bai Jue people born naturally? Look at them wearing underwear. Doesn’t it look beautiful?” Hei Jue waved his hand and said.

"..." Hei Jue No. [-] remained silent...

"Come on, White Jue No. [-]! Come on stage!" Black Jue waved his hand...

The camera was pointed at the center of the stage... The group of LSPs in the live broadcast room didn't even post barrages at this moment.

Looking at the slightly raised curtain behind the stage, lsp swallowed...

Anonymous User No. 1: Damn it!so white!Nice legs!I go!What white legs!Oh oh oh! !High heel!I go!

Anonymous User No. 2: Tsk, look at you like that, can’t you please restrain yourself?Never seen the world?

Anonymous User No. 3: Shut up!Stop posting, I can't see anything.Be careful, the Uchiha police will catch you all in their anti-pornography operation.

Anonymous User No. 4: Yes, stop posting. ANBU has recently reached cooperation with the Uchiha Police Department. Be careful that you will catch me.

...

The curtain slowly lifted from bottom to top, and the long legs were revealed inadvertently. Everyone in the live broadcast room looked flushed.

Anonymous User No. 18: Oh oh oh! ! !Red underwear! !

Uchiha Police Department

"Check the IP address of No. 18 and catch him!" Uchiha Jing looked at Fifei, who was daydreaming about him, when a barrage appeared covering the key place, and Uchiha Jing shouted angrily.

"...Minister, is this how we use it?" the deputy police chief asked, wiping the cold sweat from his face.

"Why not?" Jing asked back.

"Aren't you watching too?" the deputy police chief asked, wiping his sweat.

"Tsk, your understanding is still low. I'm called an undercover agent, do you understand? If you hide among this group of people, you will directly serve them! Why didn't you see my fearless spirit of sacrificing one's life for righteousness? ?" Jing sighed and shook his head helplessly.

"Under Konoha's glamorous appearance, under the people living and working in peace and contentment, it's us, a group of people, who are carrying a heavy load and moving forward. This is the Will of Fire! Do you understand?!"

"Yes! Mr. Minister! I understand!"

...

As the curtain was raised to the chest level, the live broadcast room was boiling. It was so white! !

But no one in the live broadcast room said anything anymore. Everyone was staring at the curtain, their faces flushed, and everyone knew very well that they didn't post any comments...

Anonymous User No. 1: Hurry!Why is this curtain so slow?Will it be a catwalk?This is anxious.

Anonymous User No. 37: Shut up!stop sending!

When the curtain was raised to my neck, I was so nervous that I almost forgot to breathe...

"Hurry, hurry!" Hiruzen looked at the screen and said anxiously.

Hiruzen could already imagine how beautiful the face of a woman with such long legs and baby-like skin must be!

When the curtain is completely lifted from the face...

The live broadcast room was very quiet... The gifts that had been coming out stopped at this moment...

Bai Jue grinned, with green thorns on his head, blusher on his face, lipstick on his mouth, male-colored eyeshadow on his eyes, eyebrow pencil almost reaching the eyebrow line at his ears, wearing pink underwear...

Directly give a fatal blow to the audience in the live broadcast room

Afterwards, Bai Jue smiled confidently, swung his hips, slung his waist, stepped on high heels, and walked around the stage with a jingle.By the way, the red nail polish on my toenails.

"Brother, how's the response in the live broadcast room? Are orders overwhelming, gifts flying everywhere, and barrages coming in endlessly?" Hei Jue looked at Hei Jue No. [-] and asked confidently.

"...Brother, you are so awesome! Everything you said is contrary to what I said!" Hei Jue No. [-] exclaimed.

"What?!" Hei Jue was stunned, then quickly squeezed Hei Er away and looked at the screen...

Although there were still so many people in the live broadcast room on the screen, there were no barrages, no gifts, and no orders from the backend... Hei Jue was completely confused...

"What are we going to do?" Hei Er asked doubtfully.

"That's all, alas, I originally wanted to appear in the finale, but now, I have no choice." Hei Jue sighed and shook his head helplessly.

Then, Hei Jue put on lipstick, blush, eye shadow, raised eyebrows, put on festive red underwear, put on male-colored toenail polish, stepped on high heels, and stepped backstage...

And Hei Jue became the last straw that crushed everyone in the live broadcast room...

Bai Jue...it's still white at least, well, regardless of the face...the legs are still acceptable...

Black Jue then...

As the curtain slowly opened, the people in the live broadcast room had automatically mosaicd the position of this person's head in their minds. Well, look at the legs...

Then..

Their brain systems directly and automatically mosaic the Hei Jue's entire body...

When everyone calmed down for a while and looked...

[Sorry, this live broadcast room has been banned because it is suspected of being vulgar]

???

"Brother, come down!" Hei Er looked at Hei Jue on the stage and shouted.

"What's wrong? I haven't walked in the show yet? Could it be that my charm caused too much reaction? Alas, although I had expected it, it doesn't have to be like this, right?" Hei Jue sighed and said in distress.

"No, our live broadcast room has been banned."

"what?"

the other side..

"Hahahaha, Hei Jue made me laugh to death! How stupid!" George laughed when he saw this scene.

"You want to defeat me in this way? It's impossible," George said lightly, then took out his mobile phone and looked at the chat history on the phone.

I am George: 1000 million, help me ban a live broadcast room.

Money is life:?Bribe me?As a company official, how can you accept bribes?I pride myself on being full of justice, how could I do such a thing?

I'm George: The price is 3000 million. If it doesn't work, I'll go find Dave.

Money is life: Which cadre can withstand this test?Wait, I'm going to seal it now.

Then, there was a scene where the Heijue live broadcast room was banned...

Black Zetsu's heartbreak, George's laughter.

This time, I am even better, Black Zetsu.

Hahahahaha

The everlasting laughter came from George's base...