Konoha's Crazy Dave

In a dark public toilet in Konoha

"Pfft~"

With a clear fart sound, Black Jue No. [-] and George squatted on the pit with their backs facing a wall.

"Do we really want to meet like this?" Hei Jue No. [-] asked doubtfully.

"Be careful, walls have ears. Code!"

"...slurry on shit"

“Pure brew under the toilet”

"Okay, the code is correct. Is there any new information?" George nodded and asked softly.

"Well, Hei Jue may use biological and chemical destruction weapons of mass destruction this time. Although I can't find out what he is going to use. When they make a sneak attack, you'd better keep some precautionary measures and manpower in your base camp." Hei Jue Jue No. [-] said solemnly.

"Really? Maybe he was going to use that weapon. Damn it, the last failure made him take that one away too!" George said with great regret.

"Well, that's the information. Brother, please take precautions yourself. I'll leave first. If you come out so late, Hei Jue will be suspicious." Hei Jue No. [-] nodded.

"Pfft~"

"Who!" Hei Jue No. [-] and George shouted in unison.

"...I...I didn't hear anything. I just wiped my butt and left." Senju Hashirama said with a blush in the pit next to the two of them, quickly wiped his butt, got up and left.

"Brother, do you want it?" Hei Jue No. [-] wiped his neck.

"Don't be impulsive, that's Senju Hashirama," George whispered.

"Senju Hashirama? Well, I understand, I'll leave first." Black Zetsu No. [-] nodded and stood up.

"Wait a minute!" George suddenly called him

"What's wrong, brother?" Hei Jue No. [-] swallowed. Did he discover something?

"Checking the password"

"....Pure on feces"

“Pure brew under the toilet”

"The password is correct, okay, you can leave."

...

On the other side, in the Hokage building

"Why did you call me over so late?" Dave asked speechlessly.

"New mission, there is a problem in the country of Yu, and we are asking Konoha for help." Danzo took out a document and threw it to Dave.

"There is a problem in the Kingdom of Tang. This kind of thing is considered an A-level mission at most. Can't you just leave it to those ninjas?" Dave asked doubtfully.

"This is not an A-level, this is an S-level. Recently, a group of cultists who enveloped the evil god appeared in the Kingdom of Tang. They captured many children from the villages for experiments. Several villages in the Kingdom of Tang were already bloody. It became a river. At first, they also brought ninjas from their own country to destroy it, but no one was alive. I heard that they have mastered an immortal technology, which is very evil," Danzo said while flipping through the documents.

"Immortal? Oh~ Leave it to me." Dave smiled and took the file.

"Are you sure?" Danzo was confused.

"I'm not sure, but some people are sure. If you don't want to die, you have to find an expert." Dave smiled, turned and left here.

Dave left the Hokage building.

I called Angle on the way.

"What? What does your ninja mission have to do with me?" Kakuzu asked disdainfully.

"The commission for this mission is worth a few thousand dollars. After it is completed, according to the income of Tang Zhiguo, you can negotiate with others, and the few hundred million is not a problem," Dave said lightly.

"I'll go now"

...

Kakuzu put on the stockings with the Konoha logo printed on them, got on his motorcycle, and sped towards Yunokuni in one swift motion.

A few minutes later, Kakuzu followed the documents sent by Dave and arrived at the first village where the accident occurred.

Looking at the bloodstains and dilapidated houses all over the village, Kakuzu frowned.

"Are there any people left here?" At this time, a voice came from afar.

Kakuzu squinted and looked into the distance.

"Ah... it's a pity that he is an adult. If he were a child, he might be able to become a believer of our evil god. What a pity. Forget it, in that case, let's sacrifice you to the evil god!" In the eyes of that person Full of madness and bloodshotness.

Seeing the man rushing towards him with a knife, Kakuzu casually took out a gun from his waistband and aimed it at the man's head.

"Boring" Jiaodu blew on his gun.

"Ah ha ha ha ha... interesting, how dare you resist!" The man whose head was shot stood up tremblingly and laughed.

"Oh, so this is immortality?" Kakuzu smiled.

after a while

"Where is your base camp?" Kakuzu asked with a smile, looking at the man with only his head exposed on the ground.

"I don't know! You bastard! My great evil god will definitely tear you apart! Hahahaha!" The man was still yelling crazily even though he was buried alive.

"Don't you want to say it? Goodbye then" Kakuzu smiled and buried his whole body alive.

Then, Kakuzu thought about the direction from which the man came, and ran towards that direction on his motorcycle.

The further Kakuzu advanced, the more he could smell the horrifying smell of blood.

The smell of blood made everyone feel nauseous.

Soon, Kakuzu saw the enemy's base camp because of the corpses outside the door and the ground stained red with blood.

Kakuzu frowned, listening to the evil laughter coming from inside, it was the first time he felt so disgusted.

Then Kakuzu lit a cigarette, and the threads in his body slowly emerged. Suddenly, hundreds of cannons were aimed at the enemy's base camp.

If you can't kill him, I want to see if it can be wiped out into ashes.

Kakuzu closed his eyes, and in an instant, artillery fire roared

Those crazy laughter disappeared in the endless smoke of gunfire...

After that, Kakuzu got on his motorcycle and prepared to go to the capital of Yuno Country to "negotiate" with the daimyo about the price.

"Wow wow~"

At this time, a baby's cry came from the ruins.

Kakuzu was stunned. With the attack just now, all the ordinary undead people were wiped out in ashes. How could there still be children alive?

Kakuzu got off the motorcycle and walked towards the cry.

Walking to the source of the crying, looking at the ruins at his feet, Kakuzu picked up pieces of wood and bricks...

Finally, he saw a locked and airtight cage. Kakuzu took a gun to knock off the lock and opened the cage.

Inside was a crying baby with a tag hanging around its neck.

"Successful test item, Hidan"

Kakuzu looked at the crying child, sighed, put it on his back, got on the car and left here.