Konoha's Crazy Dave

"Brother Lu, if there is no experimental record, how long will it take to make a new one?" Dave swallowed and asked.

"I don't know, it could be decades or years. I experimented with this thing using thousands of different metals and hundreds of thousands of different permutations and combinations. I recorded everything on it." Orochoku My head feels a little dizzy...

"Um...then come on? I'll withdraw first..." Dave didn't know what to say and hurriedly withdrew.

...

Dave came to the hospital because he received news that Danzo was hospitalized.

"Why are you hospitalized?" Dave asked as he walked into the ward.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

"Um, let me answer this for Hokage-sama. He was beaten up by Madara-sama. There is no big problem. His heart is still beating. I saved him." The attending doctor came in from outside and said with a smile.

"Really? Why did he offend Uncle Spot so easily?" Dave asked doubtfully.

"I don't know about this. You can ask Mr. Hokage when he gets better. This is his case, so I'll leave first." The doctor shrugged, handed the case to Dave and left.

Then Danzo whined at his cell phone next to him twice, and Dave handed the phone to him.

Following Danzo's instructions, Dave typed out what Danzo wanted to say.

"Madara-sama suddenly came to my place just now, saying that he wanted to do justice for Uchiha or something, and then he beat me up..." Dave muttered in confusion.

Danzo then directed Dave to type.

"Hurry up and see Uchiha Fugaku. Madara-sama just asked me where he was before he hit me..." Dave looked at the typed words and smiled.

"No matter what, it doesn't matter if that kid is killed," Dave said with a smile.

Suddenly, there was a loud noise outside the hospital.

"Quick! The injured has a first-degree disability and his breathing has stopped. Call the doctor immediately for surgery!"

Dave walked to the window and looked out. Well, looking at the bloody and fleshy thing below, it should be Fugaku.

"You stay by yourself for a while, I'll go outside and take a look," Dave said, looking at Danzo.

Dave walked out of the ward...

"I*...I have to be scared every time I see you. What are you doing here?" Dave was startled by the sudden appearance of the person in front of him and stroked his eyebrows speechlessly.

"The due date is coming soon, let's check it out," Orochi said with a gentle smile.

"...Obstetrics and Gynecology Department, turn left and go to the second floor. Thank you." Dave covered his eyes and pointed behind him.

"Orochimaru! Why are you running so fast with such a big belly?! Are you going to die?" At this time, a white-haired man behind him ran over and asked with a big backpack on his back.

"Is there any problem?" Orochi Ji asked doubtfully.

"The problem is big. You are about to give birth. I checked online. You need daily necessities for your child. Pay attention to fetal movements and take appropriate walks to help the fetal head enter the basin and help your body recover after delivery. You must not do it during the period of delivery. Anxiety..." Jiraiya said with his fingers...

"I know what you said. How many days have you been nagging?" Orochi Ji was speechless.

"Isn't this just to deepen your impression?"

Watching the two of them leave singing together, Dave had a headache...

Then Dave took out the scroll with the black thing sealed in his arms and sent a message to Hei Jue.

aRecycling feces with integrity: What to do?

Married with two kids: Come to the hospital and give you something.

aRecycling feces with integrity: No, I have a busy business here and don’t have time.

Married with two kids: Are you sure?This is about the relationship between you and your mother.

aRecycling feces with integrity: Wait for me, I’ll be there soon.

One minute later, looking at Hei Jue who suddenly emerged from the ground, Dave threw the scroll in his hand to him.

"What is this?" Hei Jue took it and asked doubtfully.

"Your half-brother"

"...Do you think this joke is funny?" Hei Jue was speechless.

"This is a seal scroll. You will know after you open it and take a look. I have a headache now and I don't want to care about these things. You can figure it out yourself." Dave stroked his eyebrows and went back to Danzo after saying that. Ward.

Hei Jue was stunned for a while, then took the scroll and got into the ground, returning to his base.

Hei Jue looked at the scroll in his hand and pondered for a while, then released the seal of the scroll.

When the smoke dissipated, the two people stared at each other with big black eyes...

"I*!" Hei Jue was startled.

"Where is that damn bastard! Where is this! Who are you?!" Black Jue No. [-] roared angrily.

"...I am Hei Jue," Hei Jue said in a daze.

"Asshole, I am Black Zetsu!"

...

After a long day of brotherly communication...

"Really...it turns out that you were also sealed by that bastard Dave," Hei Jue sighed. They are indeed brothers, both from the same world.

"If this is the new world that bastard mentioned here, since you can rescue me safely, the plan is probably almost done!" Black Jue No. [-] asked quickly.

"Plan? Oh, that plan you mentioned, mother is in the village now," Hei Jue thought for a while and said.

What follows is another day of deep brotherly exchanges...

"Great! I'm going to find my mother right away!!" Hei Jue No. [-] said excitedly.

"Don't! If you go like this, your mother might be frightened by having a son like you!" Hei Jue hurriedly stopped him.

"Then what should I do?" Hei Jue No. [-] wondered.

"Earn money with me! When you make a lot of money, you can buy your mother's favorite gift. When you hold the gift, your mother will definitely accept it when she sees the gift and the new you!" Hei Jue thought for a moment and said.

"What a great idea! What should I do!!" Black Jue No. [-] asked excitedly.

"In this way..." Hei Jue explained his new plan in detail...

Seeing Hei Jue No. [-] leaving happily, Hei Jue nodded with satisfaction.

A few minutes later George...

"You said that you were an independent clone of Hei Jue's thing, but you didn't agree with his concept, so you rebelled and wanted to join me?" George touched his chin.

"Yes, he doesn't know my thoughts yet. He still thinks that I am still his innocent little clone. I can send you his information!" Hei Jue No. [-] nodded.

"Okay! No problem! In that case, then you are a member of my army, George!" George said happily.

"Hmm, Boss George, I have information here. My main body's next attack will be in three days. At that time, he will bring hundreds of Bai Jue to sneak attack!" Black Jue No. [-] said hurriedly.

"You bastard, you still want to carry out a sneak attack? Since he has a sneak attack, then I will attack his base camp directly!" George said angrily.

"Boss, I've spent enough time here. If the subject finds out, he will be suspicious, so I will go back first. I will pass on any information!" Hei Jue No. [-] looked at the time and said quickly.

"Okay, okay, brother clone, go back quickly, safety is the most important thing!" George nodded quickly.

Back to the dark place...

"Brother, I have successfully gone undercover! George will lead hundreds of people to attack our base camp in three days!" Hei Jue No. [-] said anxiously.

"What? You bastard, since you dare to sneak attack!? Then we will attack their base camp directly!" Hei Jue roared angrily.

"Uh-huh!!"

"Brother, you have worked hard these days!"

"Brother, I'm not working hard!"

Black Jue No. [-]. Infernal Affairs is officially launched.