Konoha's Crazy Dave

"Who are you! Let me go! Believe it or not, I will kill you!" The black thing was sealed into the seal scroll by Dave. Even so, he kept shouting.

"Stop arguing, have you forgotten? I am Xiao Dai, and we are half-brothers!" Dave touched the seal scroll with a smile.

The black thing in the scroll fell silent...

"Don't worry, I'll take you to see your mother later." Dave laughed.

Why hasn't Madara-sama finished fighting yet?Who are these two people?Is the target me?Have I been discovered?See mom?Does he know everything?

The black thing thought silently.

"Hahaha! Come again!" Old Spot in the sky laughed.

"Boring, is this all you have?" Madara shook his head lightly.

...

After a while, looking at the old Ban lingering on the ground, Madara sighed.

"You..." Old Ban looked at Ban in front of him and vomited blood.

"I probably understand, I am you, you are me, but this is another world," Madara said lightly.

"Ahem... Is there another world... interesting?" The old man's pale face looked better.

"who are you?!"

At this time, a whirlpool appeared in the field, and two chains suddenly struck towards Madara.

Madara directly grasped the chain with one hand and suddenly pulled it behind him. The figure in the whirlpool was also pulled out of the chain along with it.

Dave also came over at this time.

"Uncle Madara, seal the surrounding space. Don't let this kid escape." Dave looked at Madara and said with a smile.

Spot nodded, and activated his Samsara Eye to seal the space a hundred meters around him.

"Who are you?" The masked man looked at the two people in front of him and asked solemnly. He even knew his own abilities. The space was sealed and he couldn't run away.

"I'm your grandpa," Dave said with a smile.

"I'm still your ancestor!"

...

"Tsk, I knew it." Dave repaired him severely.

Madara stepped forward and pulled off his mask.

"Ah, Obito, right, Uchiha Obito" Dave asked with a smile.

"Obito?" Madara looked back at Dave.

"What's going on?" Ban looked at Old Ban.

"Interesting, in that case, let me talk to myself." Old Ban had already sat up.

"Let's talk and leave this unfilial disciple to me." Dave smiled and walked aside with Obito.

"Tsk, didn't I just beat you up and why are you still angry with grandpa?" Dave said with a bad smile.

"You bastard, I am your ancestor!"

...

"No, I knew I couldn't have this child of yours. He's a traitor. I'll send him to an orphanage when I get back." Dave clapped his hands and sighed helplessly.

"Obito! Save me! I've been sealed by this bastard!" At this time, a voice shouted from the scroll in Dave's arms.

"You!" Obito, with a bruised nose and swollen face, looked at Dave angrily.

"Don't worry, come on, let's sit down and have a good chat." Dave pressed Obito down and sat aside.

After a few minutes

"You know, this thing is the bastard, and my grandson's wife was killed by this thing," Dave said with a smile.

"Don't believe what he said! Obito! I am your biggest trump card! Only I can save Lin!" The thing in the scroll shouted anxiously.

"You also know that I am from another world. Do you want to hear your story about my world?" Dave asked with a smile.

Obito was silent and nodded.

"You in that world are my grandson. Hey, you just got married last year. You married Lin and gave birth to a baby. You have become the sixth Hokage. The entire ninja world is frightened when they mention you." Dave. Nonsense.

"Really?!" Obito's eyes lit up slightly.

"Of course, it really can't be true. If you have a chance, go to that world and see it. Go to my world and find someone to ask. I, Dave, never lie to others, never deceive others, engage in pornography, gambling or drugs. I am the great ninja world You are a kind man who has done countless charities in his life. As your grandfather, who taught you the Sixth Hokage, people are not surprised to know this," Dave said sincerely.

"What about...my grandma?" Obito asked next.

"Your grandma and I are a model couple in the ninja world. I travel around the world, bah, I work hard to earn money outside, and she stays at home to raise her husband and children. That's a wonderful thing." Dave said with a smile.

"Ah...it sounds really beautiful..." Obito nodded silently.

"Indeed, it sounds wonderful."

"what?"

"Ahem, no, the truth is that beautiful."

...

Just as the two of them continued chatting, a beam of light suddenly exploded on Madara's side...

"I'll go, Uncle Ban, what's wrong with you over there!" Dave was startled by this momentum and shouted towards Ban in confusion.

"So, now you understand why I am like this." Old Ban's reaction to Madara was not surprising.

"Where is that boy Danzo now?" Madara looked at Old Madara and asked. He knew about Black Zetsu decades ago. What made him angry was that boy Danzo and this gadget Obito did it. matter.

"Hokage Building" Old Ban smiled faintly.

"Calm down, calm down, Uncle Madara, we can't disrupt the development of this world. You want to find Danzo, right? Let's go back. Danzo in the Hokage Building is already washed and lying there waiting for you." Dave hurriedly walked up Come and say.

"...Okay." Madara understood the right and wrong, and the momentum around him was taken back.

"Obito, you already know what's going on. We won't interfere with what you do next. As for this black thing, I'll take it away." Dave looked at Obito and said.

Obito nodded silently.

"Let's go." Dave and Spot looked at the things on their wrists and disappeared here in an instant.

Return to Orochi Lu.

When Dave came back to his senses, Madara's figure was no longer around, only Orochi looked at him with wide eyes.

"What's wrong, Brother Lu?" Dave asked doubtfully.

"It's okay. As long as you come back safely, it means that this thing is successful. Although it is broken, I still have the experimental records. I will just make another one." Orochimaru said happily, and then pointed at Dave's feet. of ruined machines.

Then Orochimaru turned around and went to find his experimental records...

"No, I should have put it here. Did George take it away?" Orochimaru murmured in confusion, and then took out his mobile phone and made a video call to George.

"Hey! Bastard Orochi Lu, what's wrong with you!" George on the other end of the video shouted anxiously.

"Did you get the experimental record of the teleporter?" Orochimaru asked anxiously.

"No, why is that thing here?!" George shouted loudly.

"Are you fighting there? Why are the artillery fire roaring?" Dave walked up and asked doubtfully.

"Ah, damn Hei Jue has launched another attack on my base!" George roared angrily.

"Boss, we have run out of weapons!" At this time, a voice came from beside George.

"Damn it, damn Hei Jue! Use everything you can use around you! Fuck him!!" George roared angrily.

Orochimaru didn't say anything. He was looking around George to see if there were any records of his experiments.

"Found it!" Suddenly, Orochimaru's eyes lit up, and he pointed at a pile of white paper filled with dense writing in a box behind George.

Suddenly, an unknown yellow object slowly fell from the sky...

With a loud bang...

The pieces of the white paper washed away in the yellow waves were no longer to be found...

"Hahahaha! George! This is the dung bomb I got from you last time I defeated you! Treat the other person the way he wants! Hahaha!!"

"Damn it! I'll kill that bastard Orochi Lu first!"

Looking at the camera, it was filled with yellow shit and a watermelon seed in the center of the screen... Orochi fell into silence for a while...