Konoha's Crazy Dave

In the capital of Yuno Country

"I helped you solve that sect. You can go check it out. My price is 3 million silver taels." Jiaodu said slowly, carrying his child on his back and looking at the finance minister in front of him.

"What? 3 million silver taels? We negotiated with Konoha for 8 million taels!" the finance minister roared with his eyes widened.

"That's your offer to Konoha. My offer is 3 million taels. You can go to the black market and inquire about me, Kakuzu," Kakuzu said calmly.

"...3 million...Kakuzu...Black-faced buckler!! Give it! We give it!" Cold sweat broke out on the Minister of Finance's face. When he heard the word Kakuzu, he stood up instantly and said With.

"Well, Shi Xiang, oh, by the way, this is the child saved from that religious group. He is from your country, right?" Kakuzu took out the child he was carrying on his back and handed it to the other party.

"The child saved by the cult??! Hurry! Someone is here! Kill this child!" The finance minister looked at the child handed over by Kakuzu and shouted anxiously to the side.

"What are you doing?" Kakuzu took the child back and looked at him doubtfully.

"The surviving children of the cult are the successful products of their experiments. They are crazy and immortal monsters like them!" the finance minister said anxiously.

"This is just a child," Kakuzu said calmly.

"That's a monster too!"

"Okay, I understand. You give me 5 million, and I will help you deal with the child. I am quite good at dealing with immortality." Jiaodu nodded.

The finance minister hurriedly paid 5 million taels from the treasury and handed it to Kakuzu.

Kakuzu didn't stop much, took the money and children and left here.

Then Kakuzu rode to the entrance of Konoha Orphanage. ъ

"Teacher Kakuzu, why are you here?" Medicine Master Noonoyu opened the door and asked Kakuzu happily as he looked at the door.

"I brought a child from the Kingdom of Yu. The Kingdom of Yu cannot keep him and wants to kill him. So I want to bring him back to Konoha. Can you take it back?" Kakuzu nodded and pointed. Pointing at the child behind him.

"Teacher Kakuzu, I'm sorry. The number of orphans I take in is already full, or even more. If we continue to take in more orphans, the orphanage will not be able to make ends meet." Pharmacist Noonoyu looked at Kakuzu, then at the children, and said apologetically. , but there is a hint of expectation in his eyes.

The orphanage is indeed unable to make ends meet, but the problem is not that big. She can still take it in if she really wants to.But she could tell that Kakuzu seemed to care about this child. As the times became more peaceful, although there were fewer orphans, there were also fewer people to adopt them. She could only adopt less than two hands per year. .

She also knows Kakuzu's character. Although he is a bit stingy, stingy, aloof, and stingy... but overall he is quite reassuring.

"Okay, I understand." Kakuzu nodded helplessly.

There was no other way, so Kakuzu had no choice but to take the child home.

"Kakuzu, you are back, who is this child?" Nan Xue asked suspiciously when she saw her husband came back and saw him holding a child.

Kakuzu told her what happened.

"Yeah, this child is quite pitiful, but if he has no place to go, let's adopt him," Nan Xue said with some worry.

"What?? Adopt him?? What kind of family are we?!" Kakuzu was instantly unhappy.

How much has he spent just to raise Xiaonan? He has to raise another child like this. He can't live with it. He has no money! ! !

"Giggle, okay, I know you have no money, don't worry, this is a boy, he is not as good at spending money as Xiao Nan." Nan Xue giggled.

"...Okay...Okay..." Kakuzu was helpless.

"Mom, father is back!" At this time, a shout came from outside.

"!!!!!! Just say I'm not back!!" Kakuzu quickly covered his mouth and said to Nan Xue, turned around and hid in the closet.

"Mom, hasn't my father come back?" Xiaonan walked in and looked at her mother and asked.

"Hmm~ No," Nan Xue said with a smile as her eyes drifted toward the closet.

"Oh~ I know, eh? Why is there a child? Mother, when did you and father give birth? I don't even know?" Xiao Nan smiled and nodded, suddenly noticing the child in Nan Xue's arms and asked road.

"He was not born by us. He was an orphan brought back by your father when he was on a mission outside. The orphanage couldn't take him in, so I thought of adopting him. How about it?" Nan Xue asked with a smile.

"Eh? Adopt, yes, yes! I have a younger brother!" Xiaonan said happily.

"Well, your father said his name is Hidan." Nan Xue nodded.

"Hidan? Let me hug you!" Xiao Nan anxiously took Hidan from Nan Xue's arms.

"Hey, Xiao Fei Fei, Xiao Fei Fei, Xiao Fei Fei, grow up quickly, grow up quickly and earn money to buy a detonating charm for your sister." Xiaonan teased Xiao Fei Duan in her arms.

Everyone in the closet shuddered when they heard the words "detonating talisman"...

Ever since Xiaonan took 3000 taels from him last time to buy a detonating talisman for an experiment, this kid has been obsessed with it, asking him for money every day to buy the detonating talisman. He almost spent tens of thousands just to buy the detonating talisman. Two.

What family dares to buy this? Detonating charms are so expensive, but grenades can’t do it?There are several warehouses over there in Orochoku, and they have as many as they want, but you still have to buy them.

"Since we have a new member in our family, let's go buy some things," Nan Xue said with a smile.

"What are you buying?" Xiaonan raised her head and asked.

"Well, strollers, baby clothes, milk powder, household registration, toys and so on." Nan Xue counted on her fingers.

"What???!! There are so many!" Kakuzu couldn't listen anymore and shouted directly out of the closet.

"The stroller, isn't the stroller from Xiaonan's childhood still in our storage room? We still have baby clothes, those little skirts from Xiaonan's childhood, and milk powder, those that Xiaonan still had from her childhood. Isn’t the milk powder still drinkable? The toys, the dolls that Xiaonan bought when she was a child are all still there,” Kakuzu said, counting on his fingers.

"Konan's baby clothes when she was a child were for girls, Hidan was a boy. Milk powder... what Konan drank when she was a child... how many years has it been... and has expired a long time ago. Toys, Hidan's boy, must have Playing with toy guns, toy kunai and so on." Nan Xue said helplessly.

"Where's the stroller? That's the Hashirama wooden stroller I spent a lot of money on to make from Hashirama. It has a long shelf life and can definitely still be used!" Kakuzu said quickly.

"Okay, forget about the stroller. Then you have to buy the rest. Okay, Konan and I will go buy it first." Nanxue said with a smile, pulled Konan and hugged Hidan and left here. .

Kakuzu was left alone in the corner with his cell phone calculator, silently calculating accounts...