Konoha's Crazy Dave

"Um, three years?" Dave was stunned as he listened to Tsunade's story.

"Yes, Uncle Dave, please help me persuade grandpa." Tsunade was about to cry but had no tears.

"Well... wait a minute, you have to talk to your father about this kind of thing." Dave shook his head helplessly, took out his cell phone and called Kima and explained what happened.

"Oh? Does Tsunade-chan already have someone she likes? Hahahahaha!!!"

"Hahahahaha xn"

...

Listening to the long-lasting laughter coming from the phone and looking at Tsunade's increasingly tense forehead, Dave quickly hung up the phone.

"Actually, Tsunade, ask yourself, do you really not like Jiraiya?" Dave sighed and said helplessly.

"Who would like that idiot...I..."

"I understand your attitude. You are not good at expressing yourself, and neither is he. This incident is an opportunity. Just be a normal person as usual. I will go talk to Jiraiya. In three years, I will let him You see his expression," Dave said with a smile.

Afterwards, Dave left here and arrived at Orochimaru's experimental base.

"...Every time I come here, I have to slow down for a while, but this time I'm not here to see you, I'm here to see Jiraiya." As soon as he entered the door, he saw Orochi Hime with a bulging belly. Dave had a headache.

"What's wrong, Uncle Dave?" Jiraiya came over and asked in confusion.

"Want to marry Tsunade?" Dave jumped directly into the topic.

"Uh...of course..." Jiraiya was stunned. He didn't expect Uncle Dave to be so direct.

"I made an agreement with Tsunade and her elders in three years. Can we do it with a gift of 1000 million yuan in three years?" Dave asked with a smile.

"...Leave me alone...Would Tsunade agree to such a thing?" Jiraiya was confused and asked quickly.

"Tsunade agreed."

"She definitely won't do the same thing... What? Did she agree?!" Jiraiya was still murmuring, and suddenly said after hearing Dave's words.

"Of course, your Uncle Dave is known as Konoha's matchmaker. You can't borrow, steal or rob 1000 million for three years. You can only earn it by your own ability. Do you agree?" Dave asked with a smile.

"I...I agree!" I originally thought about asking Orochimaru to borrow money, but after hearing what Uncle Dave said, there was no other way.

"That's good, I brought the news. Three years will start from now. You can work hard. I can only do this." Dave smiled and patted Jiraiya on the shoulder, turned around and left here.

"Orochimaru! Please tell me how to make money!!" After Dave left, Jiraiya looked at Orochimaru anxiously and asked.

"Money? What is money? I can get tens of millions or hundreds of millions in funding for just one experiment. My father also has countless savings. I never seem to worry about this kind of thing."

"The evil capitalism, the rich second generation who eats and waits for death"

...

"What? Ten million in three years? Teacher, you are worse off than me," Minato said with a smile as he listened to Jiraiya's story.

"What do you mean I'm worse off than you?" Jiraiya asked in a daze.

"If I want to marry Kushina, I will also need a gift of 1000 million, but there is no time limit, but I will try my best to use it as soon as possible!" Minato said with a smile.

"What? Damn it...three years...then, Minato, do you have any money-making skills?" Jiraiya asked quickly.

"Delivering food, my flying thunder god is still very fast. But sometimes I have to accompany Kushina. Apart from the time with Kushina, and eating and sleeping, it only costs 5000 taels a day," Minato said with a smile.

"Delivery! This is a good idea." Jiraiya's eyes lit up.

"Then teacher, come with me to deliver takeout tomorrow!" Minato said happily.Junqu Pavilion

"no problem!"

The next day, in front of Dave's house.

"Uncle Dave!" Fugaku returned from the hospital and came to see Yue Mei again with great excitement.

"..Why are you here again?" Dave asked speechlessly.

"Uncle Dave, hehehe, look, Brother Jiraiya wants 1000 million to marry Sister Tsunade, Minato wants 1000 million to marry Kushina, that...look...can I get 1000 million...hehehe" Fugaku Hehehehe smiled.

"Go away, you think I'm selling my daughter." Veins popped up on Dave's head, and Fugaku kicked him out.

"This is different from what Minato said!!"

...

"Dave, you don't have to be so harsh on Fugaku, right?" Yue Mei said helplessly when she saw this scene in the house.

"It's okay if I didn't kill him," Dave said with a cold snort.

"Giggles, I guess you don't want to let go of Mikoto," Yue Mei said with a smile.

"Miqin will always get married, but we can't let this bastard be so cheap. He still has a long way to go. If I'm not satisfied, he won't even think about it," Dave snorted coldly.

"Aren't you afraid of Fugaku and Dai Yuexue?" Yuemei suddenly thought of something and teased Dave.

"He dares, I ****, **** kill him, *******, I don't want to live anymore, bastard thing****..."

...

"No, if you say that, you really need to be careful." Yue Mei's words awakened Dave.

Then Dave took out his cell phone and called Orochimaru.

"What's wrong Uncle Dave?"

"Make me something, something that will automatically alert and notify me when a male other than me comes within one meter," Dave said slowly.

"....You are doing this to protect yourself from Fugaku..."

"Well, you noticed it. Yes, Dai Yue's incident has alerted me. Hurry up and tell me when you're done. I will follow Miqin every step of the way before you finish." Dave said slowly .

"...OK"

Tsukimi shrugged helplessly, "Sorry Fugaku, Auntie can't help you."

On the other side, Jiraiya followed Minato and ran out for takeout all morning.

"Ah...ah...ah...No, no, I'm too tired..." Jiraiya ran for takeout all morning, and his legs were shaking.

"It's okay, teacher, how many orders did you run this morning?" Minato asked with a smile.

"5 orders, what about you?"

"Ah, 150 orders"

"Grass!"

...

"Forget it Minato, I can't fly Thunder God, takeout is not suitable for me" Jiraiya said helplessly.

"Okay, teacher, ah, my order is here again, I'll go deliver it first, come on! I'm waiting for you to marry Tsunade-san, hahaha" Minato laughed and disappeared in an instant.

"Oh...how on earth can I earn 3 million in 1000 years..." Jiraiya was lying on the roof, thinking helplessly.

At this time, the pen in Jiraiya's arms fell out. Jiraiya looked at the pen, his eyes slowly glowing...