Konoha's Crazy Dave

outside the casino

"Ah, I lost all my money again," Tsunade muttered angrily.

Tsunade looked up at the moon in the sky and saw that it was already so late.

At this time, Tsunade saw a familiar figure sitting on the Hokage Rock.

Tsunade walked slowly towards that side.

"Jiraiya, what are you doing here so late?" Tsunade sat aside and asked Jiraiya, who was silent.

"It's okay. Is this what Uncle Dave said about middle-aged anxiety? I'm already starting to feel anxious." Jiraiya lit a cigarette and said slowly while looking at the sky.

"Pfft, here, you're the only one who still smokes? You're not allowed to smoke." Tsunade smiled when she heard Jiraiya's words, took a handful of cigarettes from Jiraiya's mouth and threw it out.

"Hey, hey, hey, that's a piece of gold bought for 3 silver taels," Jiraiya said a little angry.

"What? You have an opinion?"

"without..."

...

"Tell me, what's going on? Every time I see you in the past month, you've been where Orochimaru is, and you still won't let me in. What happened?" Tsunade asked with a smile.

"It's okay," Jiraiya said, shaking his head.

"Really?"

"certainly"

"Forget it, I originally wanted to hang out with you," Tsunade said with a snort.

"Tch, will I be fooled by your cheap tricks and tell you that Orochimaru is pregnant?"

"Oh, it turns out Orochimaru is pregnant."

...

The atmosphere is a bit awkward...

"What? Orochimaru is pregnant?!" Tsunade roared in horror.

"Shh! Don't scream! Now that you know everything, let me tell you what happened." Jiraiya quickly covered Tsunade's mouth and told the whole story.

"Oh, let me tell you, that's what happened. So, congratulations to you and your wife on having a baby?" Tsunade laughed.

"Who is married to that bastard? It's up to that bastard to decide on his own. Don't tell anyone, otherwise it will be bad if it gets to Orochimaru's mother," Jiraiya said anxiously.

"Ah, am I such an unreliable person in your minds?" Tsunade asked.

"Be confident, what happened?"

...

"Don't worry, I won't tell anyone. I can still tell the difference between right and wrong. But Orochimaru is becoming more and more perverted now," said Tsunade, clapped her hands.

"Yeah, yeah, even a pervert like me thinks he's perverted." Jiraiya, who was bruised and swollen, nodded.

"Do you want to drink?" Tsunade suddenly asked.

"drink"

"Go buy it"

Jiraiya was holding a few bottles of wine, his face full of heartache, this bastard Tsunade is here to squeeze my money again.

After drinking, the breeze blew through the Hokage Rock.

"Since he is pregnant, which of you is the father and who is the mother?" Tsunade suddenly thought of a question and asked with a smile.

"Then I must be his father and his mother," Jiraiya said directly without thinking.

"Oh~ So you are really a couple?" Tsunade said with a wicked smile.

"...Who is married to that bastard? Don't hate me, I'm telling you..." Jiraiya waved his hands speechlessly.

But before Jiraiya could finish speaking, his mouth was suddenly blocked and no words came out..

Jiraiya's eyes widened, and the warm feeling touched him. When Jiraiya came back to his senses, Tsunade was already lying on the Hokage Rock and fell asleep...

"Did you drink too much..." Jiraiya was stunned for a long time and smiled to himself...

Looking at Tsunade sleeping beside him, Jiraiya took off his coat and put it on her body, then jumped down from the Hokage Rock...

After Jiraiya left, Tsunade, who was asleep, slowly opened her eyes...

"That fool..."

early morning...

"Ah~ wake up!" Hashirama, who had slept next to the toilet all night, got up and yawned.

Hashirama raised his head and looked in the direction of the Hokage Rock. The First Hokage said, peace is so good. Although life is a bit harder now, it's nothing.

Hashirama, who was in his beautiful imagination, unconsciously had a smile on his face...

"Ah!!! Why did my avatar fall off again!!!" Hashirama suddenly came to his senses and found that his entire face had fallen off...

Hashirama quickly got dressed and went to the Hokage Building...

"Teacher Hashirama, why are you here?" Danzo asked in a daze when he saw Hashirama coming.

"Why did my statue fall down again?" Hashirama asked sadly, pointing to the statue over there.

"Your statue? Isn't that normal? It will fall off every once in a while anyway," Danzo said in a daze.

"What did you say?!!"

"..Ahem, Lord Hashirama, let me check the surveillance for you." Danzo realized that he had said something wrong and quickly corrected himself.

Danzo then called up the surveillance camera on a tree above Hokage Rock...

Originally, the Hokage Rock did not need to be monitored, but since Hashirama's avatar would always fall off due to various things, there was no choice but to press one.

When Hashirama saw the scene of his granddaughter kissing Jiraiya, Hashirama was obviously stunned, and then a gentle smile appeared on his face. Has Tsunade also found her own happiness?

But then when he saw that it was Tsunade who punched his statue after waking up from sleep, the smile on Hashirama's face suddenly stopped...

"Um... Teacher Hashirama, are we going to hold Tsunade responsible?" Danzo swallowed and looked at Hashirama tentatively.

"I won't pursue it any more." What can Hashirama do? That's his granddaughter, oh oh oh... I can only knock out my teeth and swallow it in my stomach...

Then Hashirama and Danzo chatted for a while and then left first. After walking out of the Hokage Building, Hashirama took out his mobile phone.

I found the name of my precious granddaughter in the address book and called her.

"Hello, grandpa," Tsunade answered the phone and asked a little sleepily.

"Tsunade, forget about destroying Grandpa Hokage Rock. Don't be so excited next time." Hashirama said slowly.

"Oh"

...

"Also, when are you going to prepare for the wedding? Your father and your grandfather have already prepared the dowry for you. When are you going to get the child and what is his name?"

"What what? What did you say???" Tsunade asked confused.

"Hey, Grandpa, I saw the scene between you and little Jiraiya last night clearly on the surveillance camera. Little Jiraiya is responsible. So, let me go to Dave to hold a family meeting to discuss the wedding date. "

"..."

Tsunade hurriedly found Hashirama and managed to persuade Hashirama to give up the idea for the time being...

"Well, if you say so. In three years, little Jiraiya dared to kiss my granddaughter, then he will be responsible. Within three years, he must marry you! Hum!" Hashirama said with a hum.

"Didn't I tell you, grandpa, we drank too much at that time!" Tsunade was about to cry but had no tears.

"You can only reflect a person's true thoughts when you drink too much, you know! Grandpa, I've been here before, hum, it's settled." Hashirama whistled, and the little gangster's matter was resolved. Well, I'm in a really good mood today. .Except the Hokage Rock fell.