Konoha's Crazy Dave

Dave still felt a little confused after walking out of the experimental base.

So Dave wandered over to Orochoku's house...

"Dave, you're here, please come in." Orochimaru happened to be home, and when he opened the door, he saw Dave and said happily.

"Dave, have you seen Wanwan?" Yu had been waiting for news about Dave at home, and asked anxiously when she saw Dave coming.

"Ah...Wanwan...it should be Jiji now...ahem, no, no," Dave was stunned...

The three of them sat down, and the couple looked at Dave.

"Well, Brother Lu, Sister Yu, let me tell you something, don't get excited." Dave didn't know how to speak...

"Did something happen to Wanwan?" Sister Yu asked with red eyes.

"Orochimaru is fine, that's right. You are going to be grandparents."

...

"What?" Yu and Orochi Lu were both confused...

"Didn't Orochimaru not come home for a few months? He went out to look for experimental materials and inspiration. You all know how he is in a hurry every day for science, so he didn't tell you. As for why he stopped. "Dave took a sip of water."

"While he was looking for inspiration, he had a wonderful accident with a white-haired girl. The girl was pregnant. Orochimaru was afraid that you would worry and scold him, so he didn't reply to your calls and messages. I also asked someone to get some information and found Orochimaru here. Don't worry, they are safe now." Dave was talking nonsense.

"Ah? So that's what happened, then I'm relieved. The same goes for Wanwan. If you don't bring her back quickly when she's pregnant, isn't this just a way of giving her a reputation?" Yu breathed a sigh of relief, looking a little funny. Said somewhat angrily.

"I also told Orochimaru, but he considered that the girl's belly is now big, and she may be gossiped by others when she comes back. After all, I have met that girl, and she is still a very shy little girl. I had to consider other people's feelings, so I didn't bring them back. Orochimaru will come back a few months after the child is born." Dave felt deeply guilty for telling such lies...

"As long as it's okay, it's okay. It's true that Wanwan is not reassuring at all." Yu nodded with a smile on his face.

"Jade...why do I feel that it is so strange? Orochimaru's character, girl, wonderful accident? Are these two words related to Orochimaru?" Orochimaru said still somewhat rationally.

"What do you mean?!" Yu Yi grabbed Orochi Lu's ears and roared.

"No, no, no, no, no..." Orochimaru quickly shook his head and begged for mercy.

"Ah, I'm afraid you won't believe it. These are recent photos I took of their lives. Just don't worry." Dave breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, he made preparations before coming and randomly photoshopped two pictures of Jiraiya and Orochimaru. photo.

"Did you see it? Did you see it? What a well-behaved girl. Her belly is so big, no wonder." Yu took the photo and said with a smile on her face.

"Hmm..." Orochi Lu was relieved when he saw the photo.

"Well, now that the news has been brought, you don't have to worry. I'm going back first." Dave said with a smile and was about to leave. After all, the reason was made up. He only felt that he was being very condemned in his heart... .

"Don't leave yet!" Jade quickly called Dave.

"What's wrong, Sister Yu?" Dave asked in a daze.

"I'll make some old hen soup and food. Could you please Dave, help me deliver it to them?" Jade said hurriedly.

"Uh... no problem..." Dave's mouth trembled slightly...

"What are you looking at?! Go buy old hens and vegetables! You can't buy them in 5 minutes. Don't even want to go to your laboratory before I hold my grandson!" Yu Hen looked at Orochimaru and shouted.

"Oh..." Orochimaru nodded quickly and ran out to buy groceries.

...

a few hours later...

"Uncle Dave, why are you here again?" Jiraiya asked suspiciously when he saw Dave coming back.

"This is the chicken soup and some food made by Sister Yu, so you can take a good rest." Dave gave Orochi a roll of his eyes and put the food in his hand next to Orochi.

"Thank you for me and my mother, Uncle Dave." Orochi smiled softly and nodded.

"I made up a reason for them...so you know what to do next, right?" Dave said to Orochi.

"I understand. I will go find the mother after the child is born. Then I will tell you that his mother died in childbirth." Orochimai smiled and nodded.

"Orochimaru, you bastard, when did his mother die? His mother is here!" Jiraiya looked at Orochimaru angrily and roared.

"Are you the mother?" Dave asked, stunned.

"Uh... bah, bah, bah, I'm the father!" Jiraiya realized that he had said the wrong thing and said quickly.

"You are a fart, the child has nothing to do with you" Orochi Ji was speechless.

"That's not possible. This child has my blood. I must be his father!"

"You two, let's talk, I'm leaving."

Dave had a headache and hurried away without looking back.He really doesn't want to get involved in this process now.

"Yo! Uncle Dave! Why are you here!" Tsunade was also outside the door at this time and asked happily when she saw Dave coming out.

"Me? Am I being wronged here, or a big one? There is no one in the entire ninja world who is more wronged than me." Dave said and left.

"What do you mean?" Looking at Dave's back, Tsunade was a little confused.

"Orochimaru! Jiraiya! I'm here for you!!" Tsunade thought for a while with no results, then gave up thinking and walked towards the experimental base while shouting.

"No! Tsunade is here! Jiraiya! Get her away quickly. With her character, if she knows about it, the whole of Konoha will know about it!" Orochi Hime knew that Tsunade was scary, so she hurriedly said.

"...Okay" Jiraiya nodded helplessly and walked outside.

"Hey, Jiraiya, I knew you were here, where is Orochimaru?" Tsunade asked with a smile when she saw Jiraiya.

"...He is resting. He has been busy for several days and nights. You should leave first," Jiraiya thought for a moment and said slowly.

"Busy, how many days and nights, you two?" Tsunade discovered the key words in the sentence.

"....Don't think blindly, I came here a few minutes ago. Looking at the experiment diary he wrote, I found out that he has been experimenting without rest in the past few days. I came to stop you when I heard you shouting "Zilai" He also said with a headache.

"That's it, then let me go in and take a look. Don't worry, I won't disturb him. I just want to see what the results of the experiment I asked him to do last time are like," Tsunade said with a smile.

"Don't...that...Tsunade, he's not done yet. Why don't you go to the casino to play first?" Jiraiya quickly stopped him and said.

"I don't have any money to go to the casino," Tsunade said helplessly.

"I...I...I...I...I borrow...borrow...borrow...borrow...lend it to you..." For the sake of the children, for the children, for the children.Jiraiya's heart was bleeding. .biqugé

Seeing Tsunade taking away his 10,000+ wife's book, Jiraiya fell to his knees and cried bitterly...