Konoha's Crazy Dave

"I have no choice but to take risks!" Jiraiya swallowed, and then handed the manuscript in his hand to the publisher owner in front of him.

"Boss, this is a much better product than what is on the market. You must not let the police discover it," Jiraiya walked to the boss and said nervously.

"Understand, understand, sell them to other countries separately, right?" The boss is also an old acquaintance of Jiraiya. Hearing what Jiraiya said, he understood instantly.

"According to the demand in other countries, we may be able to sell it for 50 silver taels this time," the boss said with a smile.

"No problem, I will come to you once every month" Jiraiya nodded and said.

"Come here once a month! That's great!"

...

"Phew, Tsunade's matter has been settled, and now she can go to Orochimaru's place," Jiraiya said happily.

The next day.

"Sir, Minister, a batch of pornographic books suddenly leaked out of the ninja world, and after investigation, it was found that they were from Konoha. Do you want to pay attention?" A police officer handed a few documents to Jing and said.

"Is it flowing from Konoha?" Jing said helplessly.

"And the authors of these books all have different pen names, so I have no clue," the police officer said helplessly.

"Okay, I understand. You go find the publisher, and I'll go find the author." Jing nodded.

"OK!"

A few minutes later, in the police detention center...

"Jiraiya, selling pornographic books, detained for 30 days," Jing said slowly.

"..." Jiraiya was caught by the mirror in a daze, and then he came here in a daze...

"Sarutobi Hiruzen was captured in many anti-pornography operations. This is the 398th time. He was detained for half a year because he refused to change despite repeated admonitions," Jing continued.

Hiruzen on the side was also confused.

"Hey, hey, mirror, are you kidding me? It's been half a year. What will my ANBU do?" Hiruzen asked anxiously.

"Don't worry, I have already said hello to Sakumo. He will take over the ANBU in the next six months. You still know Sakumo's abilities, so stay here with peace of mind," Kagami said slowly.

On the other side, inside the mountains behind Konoha...

"Dave, are you sure you want to do this? Mito looked at Dave solemnly and asked.

"Ah, after so many years, it's time for these tailed beasts to come out. You have also seen their situation. Each one has changed his mind and become a beast again," Dave said with a smile.

"Okay, if something goes wrong, you will be responsible," Mito said helplessly, no longer trying to dissuade him.

"bring it on"

In the sealed space

"Dave, do you really want us to go out? This time it's not a clone outside, this is an entity." Kyuubi stared at Dave with a solemn expression and asked.

"Of course, you have been with me for many years, let me be quiet for a while," Dave said with a smile.

Kyuubi and the other tailed beasts grinned, then stretched their nine claws into the air.

"This is our chakra. If anything happens in the future, we will still come to you. Don't even think about running away," Eight-Tails said with a smile.

"You nine bastards"

...

A moment later, nine towering tailed beasts appeared in the back mountains of Konoha...

"You nine, let's go, find a place suitable for you to recuperate, and live happily." Dave recovered for a while, then stood up and looked at them and said with a smile.

"Heh, Dave, you are so naive," Kyuubi grinned.

"What do you mean?" Mito's eyes suddenly turned sharp.

"Ah, this hateful woman" Yao shuddered hard as he looked at Mito.

As nine huge white smoke appeared and surrounded the nine tailed beasts, nine mini tailed beasts appeared in the field.

"You want to drive us out of Konoha? Do you think it's possible? My Internet cafe is very profitable," Kyuubi said with a faint smile.

"Yes, yes, my Yatsuo BBQ restaurant is everything I have owned over the years. You want to drive me out of Konoha?" Yatsuo said lightly.

"Why have you become so small? You're so cute!" Mito was overflowing with cuteness, picked up Kyuubi and said with a smile.

"Ahhhh!! You damn woman! Let me go! I am Kyuubi! This is my true body! Be careful I kill you!!" Kyuubi struggled in Mito's arms.

"Really?" Mito's eyes glowed red, and chains appeared behind him.

"It's okay, you can do whatever you want"

...

"We ourselves are a collection of chakra, and the control of our body size is still very simple. We usually appear in a ferocious image to intimidate the ninja world and protect ourselves from harassment. With the current situation in Konoha, we no longer have to do this. "Yaowei explained calmly.

"Then, you are welcome to officially settle in Konoha." Dave knelt down, touched the Eight-Tails' head and said with a smile.

"The nine tailed beasts were so cute when they were young. Let me take you to apply for Konoha household registration," Mito said happily.

"Let me go! Woman! I will leave on my own!"

"Don't! Hold me tight! I feel like my limbs have deteriorated and I can't walk after being in Dave's belly for so many years." Seeing the chain behind Mito, Kyuubi immediately changed his tune.

"Hahaha, isn't it cute? Let's go"

Watching Mito leading the nine tailed beasts away from here, Dave smiled helplessly and touched his belly.

My stomach is now clean, but why do I still feel a little empty?

"Well, do you want to get Black Zetsu in again?"

With this question, Dave left thoughtfully.

In the Konoha Village Council.

"Eh? Aren't you nine tailed beasts? Why do you want to apply for household registration?" The person doing household registration asked with a smile when he saw the nine little tailed beasts coming.

The clones of the nine tailed beasts have been in Konoha all these years, so the people of Konoha are basically familiar with and recognize them.

"You have been in Konoha, how can you do it without an identity? We are here to apply for household registration," Kyuubi said calmly in Mito's arms.

"Okay, please tell me your name and I will help you."

"Nine Lamas, Niu Gui, Chongming, Rhinoceros, Mu Wang, Sun Wukong, Jifu, Youlu, Shuhe"

"Here, this is your ID card, which is also the key to your future life in Konoha. You are welcome to officially become Konoha citizens." The person who handled household registration applied for ID cards for the nine of them in turn, and then handed them to them.

"Thank you" King Wuwei Mu said his thanks very politely.

"Ah! It's time for the square dance. I'm going to lead the dance. You nine are having so much fun!" The alarm clock set on Mito's cell phone rang.

Watching Mito leave, Kyuubi, who broke free from his arms, finally breathed a sigh of relief.