Konoha's Crazy Dave

Kakuzu is discharged from the hospital

At this time, he fell to his knees, stroking his chest with pain on his face...

"What's wrong, father?" Xiaonan stood aside and asked nervously when she saw Kakuzu acting like this.

"Did the doctor fail to cure you? Do you need to go back and see again?"

"No! I'm fine! No need!" Kakuzu stood up instantly.

Kakuzu feels worse now than the four heart attacks he had before...

I spent a total of tens of thousands of silver taels in the hospital these days...tens of thousands...

When did he have such a large economic output...

A full four-digit amount of money...

"Xonan, let me ask you, who sent me to the hospital at that time?" Kakuzu looked at Xiaonan with sharp eyes.

Now he really wants to give that person a big sinus and a heart disease, so why not just throw the heart away and replace it with another one?Go to the black market and pick up a few orders that offer rewards for traitors. Not only can you get money, but you can also exchange for hearts.

What kind of hospital should I send him to? What a waste of money.

"Well, it seems to be Uncle Orochi Lu," Xiaonan said after thinking for a while.

"Ah? It's a money tree...forget it." Kakuzu was about to take out a cannon and blast the person in Konan's mouth to death, but when he heard it was a money tree, forget it, he can't afford to offend...

"Okay father, isn't it just tens of thousands taels? You have so much money, don't worry about it." Xiaonan covered her mouth and chuckled.

"Ten thousand taels?! I buy groceries for our family every day at twelve o'clock at midnight, when the vegetable market is about to close. I'm afraid I'll spend a few extra taels of silver," Jiaodu said painfully, covering his heart.

"Well...father doesn't like Xiaonan anymore..." Xiaonan suddenly smiled mysteriously, raised his head and asked with tears in his eyes.

"Huh??? No, no, no, no, no, how is it possible? Did those little yellow-haired and little red-haired bullies bully you? Who, tell me?" Jiaodu was stunned for a moment and quickly waved his hand.

"No...just..." Xiaonan shook his head, and then stretched out his hand to Kakuzu.

"What do you mean?" Kakuzu looked at Konan's outstretched hand in front of him. In an instant, he felt a very strong sense of oppression nearby. This kind of oppression had never happened even between him and Uchiha Madara.

"Hehe, don't I want to practice paper escape? Uncle Dave came to see you yesterday, but you were still in a coma yesterday. He taught me how to apply paper escape to the detonating talisman."

"But where did the detonator come from? Hmm."

"Buy it..."

"So, father, can you give me some money?"

...

The sense of oppression magnified infinitely, Kakuzu's pupils shrank, and he almost couldn't breathe... Kakuzu has been dominating the ninja world for more than six and seventy years, when had he ever seen such a great sense of oppression...

"Father is not willing to give it to me..." Xiaonan's eyes gradually turned red...

"No, no, no... it's just... it's... I have to slow down... my head... is a little dizzy... how much do you need?" Kakuzu felt dizzy at the moment...

"Hmm... 3000 taels? One detonating talisman costs 1000 taels. I want to buy three of them first to experiment." The corners of Xiaonan's mouth turned up slightly, and her eyes narrowed like crescent moons.

"3000 taels... good..." When Kakuzu said this, he almost gritted his teeth...

Kakudu took out the silver taels from his arms with trembling hands... and tremblingly counted 3000 taels, and handed it to Xiao Nan with reluctance.

"mua~ I know my father loves me the most~" Xiaonan took the money, then jumped up and kissed Kakuzu's face.

"Hey, father, you should be able to go home by yourself. Mother is very worried about you and is waiting for you at home. I will buy the detonating charm first and then play with them. Don't worry, I will definitely come before night." Then Xiaonan smiled He said, running away happily.

Feeling the moist cheeks and the touching touch just now, Kakuzu suddenly felt... not so heartbroken.

Immediately, a fatherly smile appeared on Kakuzu's face.

But...gradually...Kakuzu remembered something, took out his cell phone, and called someone.

"Hey, my great workman, you're awake. Not bad. You even know how to give the boss a condolence call." A familiar smile came from the other side of the phone.

"Yes, boss, let's go out for a drink and chat at night. I have many things I want to talk to you about," Kakuzu narrowed his eyes slightly and asked calmly.

“And, I’m treating you”

"No, today the sun rises in the west, it's still the day when an 80-year-old paralyzed grandmother crushes an asteroid with her bare hands. You? Want to treat me?" The voice on the other side of the phone was obviously unreasonable.

"Of course, my good boss"

"...No, why does your tone sound wrong to me? Do you have any conspiracy? The last time you treated me to a treat was when you and Nan Xue got married. You asked me to pay [-] million as a gift..."

"How is it possible, my good boss? Doesn't it mean that there must be a reason for my invitation to treat guests?"

"No, you won't treat me even if there is a reason. What on earth is going on?"

"It's okay, it's okay. What can I do? I just want to talk to you about what I think of the current situation in the ninja world."

"...Do you believe this nonsense when you say it..."

"Okay, I'm going to see you tonight. Hang up first. If the call lasts for more than 1 minute, you will have to pay 1 cents more for every minute."

...

In the company, Dave hung up the phone in confusion, then looked at the two people holding quilts in front of him, shook his head quickly, and dealt with business first.

"What's going on, Brother Lu, what are you two holding the quilt for?" Dave looked at the big snake father and son in front of him, each dragging a quilt, and asked in confusion.

"That bastard Jiraiya lied to me and said that there was a place where a forbidden technique that had been lost for thousands of years in the ninja world was hidden... and then I..." Orochimaru said unhappily.

"Well, Yu happened to be traveling outside these days. I happened to see the two of them coming out of the custom shop in Yuno Country, and then... said that I knew I was in the laboratory every day, and I didn't know how to take care of the children." Orochi Lu is the most innocent...he was doing his daily experiments today...and then his wife grabbed Orochimaru's ear and came over...

"In short, we have a home and can't go back to the experimental base, so we can only come to the company to stay for a few nights. Dave, don't worry," Orochimaru said with an embarrassed smile.

"...You believe the nonsense that guy Jiraiya said..."

"The forbidden techniques I have been experimenting with these past few days have just hit a bottleneck. I have been very anxious these days... Then Jiraiya came to lie to me. My thoughts were all on this forbidden technique. If it is true, I thought I could I couldn't learn some new ideas, so I didn't think rationally, so I went straight away... Of course, I didn't do anything after I got there. Knowing that he was lying to me, I came out straight away, and then... I met My mother..." Orochimaru sounded a little angry...

"Oh... Orochimaru, Brother Dave will teach you." Dave sighed, meaningfully.

"As brothers, in my heart, if there is something I can't get through on the phone, I will enjoy the blessings, and you will be responsible for the difficulties."

"It is this famous saying that keeps Brother Dave and Danzo in a state of standing upright in their relationship with each other." Dave taught carefully.