Konoha's Crazy Dave

"Grandpa, I think I heard you talk about lottery tickets. Is this thing the same as a casino?" Tsunade returned to the Senju Station that day and saw Hashirama busy there, and asked doubtfully.

"Oh? Lottery, hey hey, that's much more fun than the casino!" Hashirama replied with a smile after hearing his granddaughter's words.

"Really?" Tsunade expressed a little disbelief.

"Of course, think about your grandpa and my peak moments. I only spent 2 silver taels to buy a lottery ticket and earned 50 silver taels, which doubled 25 times. It was much more fun than the casino." Hashirama thought of his peak moments. , said slowly.

"Oh? I'll try it!" Tsunade's eyes lit up.After saying that, he hurriedly ran out.

Although Tsunade is good at gambling, she always loses. No matter how good she is at gambling, she has felt a little bored these days.

Hashirama looked at Tsunade who was leaving. This kid was so furious. Before I even finished speaking, he bought 10 taels or 5 lottery tickets and won the 50 taels...

Then, Hashirama sighed and sat on the steps...

"Hashirama, what's wrong with you?" Mito was returning home after dancing in the square and saw the somewhat desolate Hashirama over there and asked in confusion.

"No one wants to invest in my shared phone booth, not even Madara," Hashirama said sadly.

"What kind of shared phone booth? What kind of investment?" Mito suddenly noticed something was wrong.

"This comes from the 3 silver taels I saved from Madara..."

Hashirama hasn't finished speaking yet...

"Wait a minute, where did you get thirty thousand silver taels?"

"Of course it's the personal money I saved," Hashirama said without thinking.

"Oh, it turns out you are still saving money for private housing."

...

The night is so cold in this hot summer season.At least that's how it seemed to Hashirama.

With a bruised nose and a swollen face, Hashirama hugged the quilt and squatted at the door of the toilet outside the house, thinking about how to attract investment...

"Wait a minute, toilet?" Suddenly, Hashirama thought of something.

Then Hashirama took out his cell phone and made a certain call.

"Who is it? It's midnight, I'm busy here, you know?" The phone was connected, and an impatient voice came from the other side.

"That, Black Zetsu, is me, Hashirama."

"Oh, Hashirama, what's going on?"

...

"You want to attract investment from me? If you invest, will you make money?" Hei Jue on the other end of the phone said in a daze.

"That money must be huge, let me tell you..." Hashirama chirped.

"...Well, come to the xx warehouse at the east end of the village, and we'll have an interview." Hei Jue was a little confused and said quickly.

"Okay, okay, I'll be there soon." Hashirama threw out the quilt in his hand and jumped over the wall excitedly.

When they arrived at the warehouse door, Hei Jue was already standing there waiting.

Black Zetsu invited Hashirama in to talk, but Hashirama said excitedly that he didn't have to, so he started talking to him outside.

"Shared phone booth...scan the QR code...this??? No, no, you can make ridiculous amounts of money." Hei Jue even realized what he was doing, and he waved his hand quickly.

"Oh... you even said that..." Hashirama was a little disappointed...

Black Zetsu looked at Hashirama's bruised nose and swollen face and his lost expression, and was about to say something.

"In this way, since sharing phone booths is not possible, I still have many ideas here, such as sharing swimming pools, sharing garbage dumps..."

Unexpectedly, Hashirama suddenly changed his words, turned around and spoke out some of his new ideas.

Hei Ze knew it was unreliable, and was just about to wave his hand and send Hashirama away. Alas, he should have known that Hashirama's brain was not interested in making money.

"Wait a minute, what did you just say? What were you sharing?" Hei Jue suddenly heard two familiar words and asked suddenly.

"Shared pig farm?"

"No, the one in front"

"Shared toilet?"

"I think there's something wrong with this."

...

Ever since, the two started chatting about sharing the toilet...

"Wait a minute, shared toilet...don't our village have a public toilet?" Hei Jue suddenly thought of something and said.

"Tsk, look at you, you don't have any economic sense at all." Hashirama shook his head.

"How to say?" Hei Jue was confused.

"Pooping should be a matter of enjoyment. Since it is for people to enjoy comfort, then we might as well take enjoyment as the theme for this shared toilet!" Hashirama's eyes were shining.

"You might as well tell me," Hei Jue nodded quickly.

"We can improve the quality of shared toilets and divide them into shared toilets, ordinary toilets, high-quality toilets, and luxury single-room toilets," Hashirama said slowly.

"Continue" Black Zetsu said.

"Shared toilets are cheap, and two people share one pit. Ordinary toilets are ordinary toilets with average prices. For high-quality toilets, we must decorate the toilets to be warm and comfortable, so that customers can feel as if they are entering home when entering the toilets. ! Paper, if we want to use it, it must be made of Hashirama wood! Give customers the best experience!" Hashirama said slowly.

"What about the luxurious single-room toilet?" Hei Jue's eyes became brighter as he listened.

"There is an explanation for this. The toilet should be made into a 20-square-meter single room, with a toilet and a squatting method. On the wall, we need to install a high-definition liquid TV. The network signal and wifi must be fully equipped as standard. In addition, , don’t you have a lot of Bai Jue here, you can let them help customers wipe their butts and give them the best quality enjoyment!”

"Okay! Well said! It can be done! It can be done!!" Hei Jue burst into tears after hearing this.

"Let me think about it, build one in Konoha first, and when we make a lot of money, we will go to the ninja world! Open shared toilets in every corner of the ninja world!" Hashirama said equally excitedly.

"In this case, how about you first invest 500 million in me to build Konoha's first shared toilet, and we will split the profit [-]/[-]!" Hashirama continued.

"Okay, but if you don't, you'll get sixty-four points." Hei Jue nodded.

"Huh?" Hashirama was stunned. If Shiliu... is fine, as long as he can make money, he, Hashirama, is about to take the first step towards financial independence!

"I mean, you and I are four, but all the poop from the customers must be given to me!" Hei Zetsu looked at Hashirama's expression and said hurriedly.

"no problem!"

Pillar nodded.

"Well, it's a deal!"

"A word is settled!"