Konoha's Crazy Dave

"I will dominate the situation at will. Everyone looks up to me to be the leader. I never need to look back..."

As a manual background music played, Madara squinted his eyes, trying to see what it was.

"Huh, Banban, how have you been lately?"

Hashirama was wearing a red suit, a fur coat, a shiny slicked back hair, sunglasses on his face, a cigar in his mouth, and slowly walked towards Madara with his hands in his trouser pockets.

Walking up to Madara, he took out his phone and turned off the background music.

"...What's wrong with you again?" Madara's mouth trembled slightly.

"Don't you invite me to come in and sit down?" Hashirama smiled faintly and said slowly while exhaling smoke.

...

Hashirama was sitting on the main sofa, with one hand on the backrest, legs crossed, and puffing away.

"Tell me, what's wrong with you again?" Madara asked slowly.

"Harm, recently, that's right, tsk, alas, I got the investment, and I'm going to be successful soon." Hashirama's face was complicated, and he kept saying exclamations after a while.

"But don't worry. We have been friends for decades. I will never forget you now that I have become a successful person!" Madara was about to ask which of the bastards dared to invest in you, but Hashirama stretched out his hand to interrupt him. If you understand Madara's words.

Then, Hashirama threw the cigar that had not yet smoked a third of the way into his mouth directly into the ground and stamped it out.

"5 one-tael kidney-loving cigars, tsk, they taste pretty good." Hashirama said calmly.

Then, Hashirama reached into a pocket under his collar, took out a golden card and handed it to Madara.

"What is this?" Madara took it and asked doubtfully.

"This is the supreme VIP card for the shared toilet that I will open soon. This is the only one." Hashirama said calmly.

"What toilet?"

"Shared toilet. Old friend, don't look at me with your eyes that have never seen the world. I'm not used to it." Hashirama felt Madara's confused eyes and smiled lightly.

"Don't underestimate this card. Just go to my toilet and take out this card. Shared toilets are free, ordinary toilets are 3% off, deluxe toilets are 5% off, and single toilets are free once a month." Hashirama said calmly.

"...What's the difference?" Ban has a little headache...

"The difference is huge, but I won't explain it to you one by one. You will know after you experience it for yourself in two days." Hashirama smiled mysteriously.

"Okay, I still have a lot of things to do here. After all, the business is about to start. I have to do a lot of things one by one. Alas, it turns out that this is what it feels like to be financially independent. That's all. I'll leave first. "

After Hashirama finished speaking, he took out his mobile phone...

"I will dominate the situation at will. The crowd looks up to the powerful situation. I never need to look back..."

Looking at Hashirama's back full of music, Madara was a little dumbfounded...

Then, Madara looked at the card in his hand and shook his head helplessly.

Forget it, that guy is going to have a brain problem every now and then.

He wants to know now, who dares to invest in Hashirama?

the other side...

"Aunt Fuso, is Nagato at home?" Xiaonan happily ran to Nagato's house after buying the detonating charm.

"Xonan is here, come in quickly. Nagato is watching TV in his room." Fuso looked at Xiaonan with a smile on his face, like an old mother looking at her daughter-in-law.

"Yeah, excuse me, Aunt Fuso." Xiaonan nodded and went to Nagato's house.

"Konan? Why are you here?" Nagato was watching the latest episode of Naruto when suddenly the door was pushed open.

"Why, can't I come?" Xiaonan asked, sitting on a chair nearby.

"Of course, where is Yahiko? Didn't he come with you?" Nagato nodded and asked doubtfully.

"Yahiko is not at home. Doesn't his grandfather Jijibo want him to inherit his grandfather's beautiful pig takeout? He has been riding a pig to deliver takeout for the past two days," Xiaonan said.

"...That was really hard on him..." Nagato remembered and shook his head helplessly.

"Are you watching Naruto?" Konan looked at the TV and asked doubtfully.

"Well, Jiraiya-sama has arrived at Amegakure Village. I'm so nervous!" Yahiko said excitedly.

"..Why are you nervous?" Xiaonan wondered.

"Of course I'm worried about Jiraiya-sama. I really like Jiraiya-sama in the TV series, but looking at this development, I feel like something might happen to him this time!" Nagato said worriedly.

"Tsk, my father's TV series actually made me into a bad guy in the future," Xiao Nan said unhappily.

"Don't worry, Uncle Kakuzu knows the relationship between the three of us. Since you have become the bad guy, then the future development of the plot should be me and Yahiko saving you who have become the bad guy!" Nagato said, patting his chest.

"Ah! I don't want to be a bad guy," Xiao Nan said distressedly.

It started playing and both of them fell silent.

"Yahiko! This is Yahiko! This is definitely Yahiko! Oh my god! It turns out that the ultimate bad guy in Heaven is Yahiko!" Nagato said in surprise when he saw the yellow hair appear.

"If you put it this way, you two are both bad guys. Well, in the plot, I should have a long way to go," Nagato continued.

Konan looked at Nagato unhappily, because Mao and the others were bad guys, but Nagato was fine.

On the other side, the three pornographic, gambling, and poisonous people were also watching in Orochimaru's experimental base.

"The wandering dragon returns to the sea, but he still doesn't welcome me."

"Oh, Jiraiya," Tsunade said with complicated emotions when she saw Jiraiya sinking into the sea at the end.

"What a pity, Jiraiya," Orochimaru said with a sigh while looking at the screen while doing the experiment.

"Hey, hey, hey! What do you two mean? I'm not dead yet, that's a TV series! Is it a TV series?" Jiraiya on the side was not happy, you two meant as if I was really dead.

Tsunade looked at Jiraiya next to her, then at Jiraiya on the screen...

"Oh, it would be great if you were really dead. Do you know that there are at least thirty cameras installed around every hot spring shop in Konoha? There are only a few hot spring shops on the road that the police department uses to capture vehicle violations. If it adds up to a lot, it’s all because of someone," Orochimaru sneered.

"Yes, indeed" Tsunade nodded in agreement.

"You two have the nerve to criticize me? In the TV series, you two are a gambler, and you are a forty or fifty old woman who still pretends to be a teenager and deceives people. A rebellious ninja, who makes men and women neither men nor women every day, is like a pervert. How can you two have the nerve to criticize me every day when you are looking for a child who lacks love in your heart?!" Jiraiya retorted unhappily.

In an instant, two eyes were locked on Jiraiya...

midnight...

Dave and Mikoto went out for a walk, and suddenly they seemed to see something.

"Uncle Dave! Help!"