Konoha's Crazy Dave

"Well, it's settled. I'll help Izuna arrange it. Tomorrow, oh, no, just this afternoon, come to Konoha East Square Dance and I'll help you arrange a blind date for Izuna!" Madara and Mito were discussing After dozens of times, Mito smiled.

"Uh... Mito... No need..." Izuna smiled bitterly...

"No, you have to listen to your Onii-chan on this matter. The third and fourth brothers died early, and your eldest brother and I are almost old now. The task of inheriting the Uchiha bloodline can only be left to you!" Madara said coldly.

He can listen to his brother about everything, but not this matter!

"Pfft! Hahahaha!!" Tobirama over there saw Izuna's expression as if she had eaten shit, and couldn't hold it back any longer, and burst into laughter.

"Why are you laughing? Come with me this afternoon!" Mito's eyes suddenly became sharp, and he looked at Tobirama over there and said in a deep voice.

"...No need...Sister-in-law..." Tobirama's expression suddenly changed to the same as Izuna's, and he said with a wry smile...

"No, look at you, you're already thirty! Do you know what your name is over there? You're called an older leftover man. You can't even keep up with the heat when you eat shit. I can help you arrange to find some women. That's great! Dave, you don't care about having multiple mothers, do you?" Mito said with a cold face without caring about Tobirama's face at all.Then he thought of Dave and looked at Dave with a tender face.She still had to consider Dave. After all, what if a new mother suddenly appeared and Dave didn't accept it.

care!Say you care!Tobirama kept looking at Dave over there.

"I don't care. It's good that my father can find someone to take care of him. What do I care about?" Dave shook his head and said.What does he care about?He didn't care about these things in the first place. He had been a man for two lifetimes and had seen a lot of things. How could he care about these things.

Tobirama's face looks like he's eaten shit... I've been raising you for so many days in vain, Dave... Izuna smiled unkindly... As long as he sees Tobirama being unhappy, he will be happy .

The meal ended with Madara, Mito, and Hashirama talking...

Afternoon, Konoha East Head

Tobirama and Izuna, two singles, squatted under a tree in a restaurant with sad faces...

"Tell me about you, the annoying evil Uchiha Senna, why did you drag me into your blind date? I still have a lot of experiments to do." Tobirama angrily cursed the fellow sufferer Izuna on the side.

"It's none of my business. I was forced to come here by my brother, okay? Also, you are so old and you are still single? Is there something bad about you that no one wants?" Quan Nai gave him a Rolling his eyes in return.

"Uchiha Izuna!!! Do you want to die again!!"

"Senju Tobirama!!! If you have the ability, just come!!"

The two instantly became heated and started fighting violently outside the restaurant.

"Hello, are you Uchiha Izuna?" "Hello, are you Senju Tobirama?"

At this time, two women walked slowly from the side of the restaurant, one with black hair and the other with blond hair.One is fat and one is thin.He asked the two people who were still fighting over there.

"Um, hello, I'm Uchiha Izuna." Izuna quickly stood up, patted the dust on his body, looked at the woman who greeted him and said with a smile.

"Hello, my name is Nara Yui." When Nara Yui saw the handsome and cold man in front of her, she forgot all the words in her mind and introduced herself with a blushing face.

This side of Tobirama

"Hello, are you Senju Tobirama?" The fat blonde woman walked to Tobirama and asked.I was also sizing up Tobirama in my mind. Well, he's quite handsome.

"Uh...you...hello...I'm Senju Tobirama..." Looking at the blond woman in front of him who weighed at least [-] pounds, Tobirama greeted Madara Uchiha a hundred times in his heart. .There is no other way... He dare not scold Mito... Hashirama is his eldest brother... Then he can only scold Madara...

Tobirama turned his head and looked at Uchiha Izuna, who was chatting with his black-haired sister over there, and even scolded Izuna and Madara's eighteenth generation ancestors.

Damn it, why is Quan Nai's blind date such a good-looking woman, and what is in front of me... this?How about playing?

The two blind date couples entered the restaurant behind them, with an aisle separating the two groups.

"As for me, my usual hobbies are flower arranging and square dancing. What about you?" After sitting down, Nara Yui blushed and looked at Izuna in front of her and asked with a smile.

"Pfft! Hahaha...are you saying it again?" Quan Nai's attention was always on Tobirama over there. Seeing Tobirama's blind date, Quan Nai laughed out loud. Come.

"Let me tell you! My usual hobbies are illustrations and square dancing. How about you!" Yui Nara felt a little unhappy. Isn't this handsome guy's ears hard to use?

"Yeah, I like it better, pff, hahaha!!!" Quan Na was about to say, but suddenly she seemed to see something, and she burst out laughing again.

"Pah!" Nara Yui couldn't bear it anymore, slapped Izuna in the face, turned around and left.This is so disrespectful. I thought this handsome guy would be nice, but he turns out to be a fool who can only laugh.

"..." Quan Nai was dumbfounded... Why would he still hit someone?After all, business cannot be done without righteousness... How can this be a slap in the face...

"Hahahaha" but in the next second, Quan Nai recovered and continued to laugh.

Tobirama, let’s start from the beginning

"We're not suitable. You're too ugly and you're too fat. I don't like it. Okay, let's forget it after dinner. There's no need to contact us anymore." Tobirama is a straight man, straightforward and doesn't care about the woman in front of him. He continued to speak with an increasingly darker expression.

The blond woman couldn't bear it anymore, so she picked up the water that had just been brought over, poured it on Tobirama, and turned away.And the reason why Izuna laughed just now was because she saw this scene...

"Why are you laughing?" Tobirama wiped the water from his face and looked at Izuna over there and asked.

"Hahaha" Izuna looked at Tobirama whose face was full of water, still smiling.

"You!...Hahahaha..." Tobirama was furious. Just as he was about to greet Quan Nai and his family, he saw the slap mark on Quan Nai's face and started laughing.

The two just looked at each other and laughed.

After the two of them were tired of laughing,

"Izuna, that slap was really loud," Tobirama mocked in a sinister way.

"To each other, Tobirama, you took a free bath today," Izuna mocked, not wanting to be outdone.

"Uchiha Izuna!!!"

"Thousands of Hands!!!"

Yes, the two of them started fighting again...but they still knew what was interesting and didn't fight in someone else's restaurant.