Konoha's Crazy Dave

The next day, in the Uchiha clan’s territory

"Izuna, how was the blind date yesterday afternoon?" Uchiha Madara, who had just finished rehearsing the dance with the Uchiha girl group, looked at his younger brother and asked

"It's not that good, that bastard Tobirama has been disturbing me." Izuna sold Tobirama without hesitation.

"Hmph, that white-haired guy is really getting more and more annoying," Madara said slightly gloomily.

He killed his younger brother before, but now his younger brother has finally been resurrected, and he wants to interfere with his blind date to revitalize the Uchiha clan.How did such a bastard give birth to a child as good as Dave?

"Let's go, I'll take you to rehearse, and I'll take you to dance later. We brothers will work together today and we will definitely win against Senju Hashirama. We'll talk about the blind date tomorrow, and I'll ask Mito for you tomorrow," Madara continued said.

"No need, big brother... What, what is dancing?" Quan Nai's face was filled with sadness. He didn't want to be slapped by a girl anymore...

"Dancing? It's a very passionate sport. Hashirama and I dance every day in the afternoon. Hum, he has won this month. Isn't he just good at belly dancing? If he hadn't seen me win that time I defeated him, but he was not convinced. He wrote my pole dancing in the book of seals, and I have defeated him hundreds of times." Madara said disdainfully.

"Uh..." Quan Nai was confused...what the hell is dancing?What, what, break up?What, what, belly dancing, pole dancing?He died no more than ten years ago... Doesn't he keep up with the times? ? ?

Seeing his brother's confused look, Madara explained to him in detail what dance was and what accomplishments he had in dance.

after a while

"Oh! I understand. I'm going to rehearse now. I will definitely help you win against Hashirama today, big brother." Izuna nodded and said.He is still worried about what Tobirama did yesterday, and today he wants to get his place back with his eldest brother Hashirama.

"Wait a minute, I'm going to make a call with Dave first. Hashirama's belly dancing is indeed not easy. His accomplishments in belly dancing are now superb. We must think of a new dance to defeat him." Madara's face was full of smiles. He said solemnly.

"Hey, Uncle Ban, what's the matter with you?" Dave's voice came from the phone.

"Dave, do you have any new dances that can defeat Hashirama? He does have some abilities in belly dancing," Madara asked calmly.

"...Yes, Uncle Madara." Dave was stunned for a moment, then said with a wry smile... It's over, Uncle Madara, the great hero of the generation, was ruined by dancing...

"Where are you now? I and Izuna are looking for you," Madara said.

"I'm in the clan's territory, at the second elder's house. I'm here to play with Yue Mei. Just wait a moment. You're at home and I'll go find you," Dave said.

"Okay, come on"

after a while

"Uncle Quan Nai, how was your blind date yesterday?" Dave arrived at Uncle Madara's house and greeted Quan Nai there.

"It's not that good... and I got slapped by that girl." When Quan Nai heard the word "blind date", she thought of that slap and said with a sad expression.

"...No way...Uncle Quanna, you are so handsome...even I had to avoid the edge for a while during my peak period, how could I not succeed?" Dave wondered.

Judging from Izuna's two-pillar face, how is this possible?

"Oh...it's all Tobirama's fault..." Izuna felt a twinge of angina when she thought of this...

"Dave, do you have any new dances that can defeat Hashirama?" Madara didn't think too much. He just wanted to beat Hashirama in today's dance competition.

"Of course, Uncle Ban, do you know what hip-hop is?"

"..."

in the afternoon

Hashirama and the Senju girl group looked like they had in the past, holding their heads high like a victorious rooster.

"Why hasn't the motor come yet?" Hashirama turned on his phone and looked at the time, wondering to himself.

"Haxi hot mom!" At this time, Uchiha Madara walked slowly towards this side.

"Moda, how do you want to lose today?" Hashirama chuckled, as if he was talking about a very ordinary thing.He keeps winning these days.Belly dancing is indeed the real god!That pole dancing is simply alien!Black streaks... get out of my head right now!

"Hashirama, do you think you can win today?" Madara said coldly.Today he was wearing something very ordinary, just a suit.

"Where is your Uchiha girl group? What? Do you want to play alone today? Motora?" Hashirama said with a smile, not angry at all.

"Huh, beat you? I am enough alone, not to mention, I am not alone!" Uchiha Madara sneered.

"Please!" "The thief card!"

Uchiha Madara came on the stage, and the shocking music came to mind. Uchiha Madara slowly got up, and then... Thomas whirled heavily into the hearts of countless female villagers, and then he put his hands on the ground and spread his legs. The windmill spun to the music.

Everyone who looked at Hashirama was dumbfounded...

Uchiha saw the shock on Hashirama's face and smiled disdainfully.Then he snapped his fingers.I saw a figure slowly falling from the sky, following Uchiha Madara's movements.

"Hahahaha! Big brother! Dancing can really make people excited!" Uchiha Izuna laughed loudly and started spinning a windmill with his big brother.

"Izuna?" Hashirama looked at Izuna falling from the sky, and then looked at the bright eyes of the villagers over there, Hashirama felt depressed...

"Hashira! Our brothers are going into battle today! We will definitely win!!"

夜晚

"Tobirama! Just promise me to dance together!" Hashirama roared with tears in his eyes while holding his brother's thigh.

"Let go! Brother! I don't want to do any embarrassing dance with you! Let go!" Tobirama roared with the veins on his forehead popping out.

"I lost to Mada today! He also brought along Izuna and defeated me and my Senju girl group with two people at a disadvantage! This is definitely the credit of Izuna! Wuwuwu! I am absolutely We can't lose!" Hashirama cried with sadness.

"What? You said that Quan Na also went? And beat you?" When Tobirama heard that Quan Na also went, he immediately asked in a condensed voice as if he was a different person.

"That's right!! Woohoo! If it's Madara and his Uchiha girl group, there's no way they can beat me!"

"it is good!"

The next afternoon

The villagers saw such a scene...

Izuna and Tobirama are facing each other, Madara and Hashirama are facing each other...the eyes of the two teams are flashing with blazing fire.

"Hashi hot mom!!!"

"Motor!!!"

"Thousands of Hands!!!"

"Uchiha Izuna!!!"

Dave, who was watching the show over there, had a headache... Can you imagine Madara and Izuna dancing hip-hop while Hashirama and Tobirama belly dancing...

This scene was really... as eye-catching as it was... He began to wonder if resurrecting Izuna was right...