Konoha's Crazy Dave

"Dave! Tell me! How can uncle be uglier than the two of them!" Upon hearing Dave's words, Hashirama's face turned dark and he roared with excitement.

It’s been almost a year since this happened. Damn it, Dave, why do you still think your uncle is ugly?What's wrong with uncle?Are they handsome?Just two singles!

"Well, Hashirama, don't be so stingy. Right, you see, what Dave said is also true." Izuna smiled, walked to Hashirama, patted his shoulder and mocked

Quan Na wants to pay back all the losses he suffered from the Senju clan during the Warring States Period.

"Hashirama, go back and continue applying your facial mask," Madara said coldly from the side.

The pillars were suddenly filled with shadows...

"How long do you have to stand outside? The food is ready." Mito came out of the house and looked at the people over there and shouted.

Several people also hurriedly entered the house and gathered around the table to eat.

"Dave, thank you" Quan Nai smiled and said to Dave.

Yesterday, he also learned from his brother what had happened in these years. What he couldn't accept the most was that Tobirama actually had a son?And it was his son who resurrected him?At that time, Quan Nai's face felt as uncomfortable as eating a fly... But his brother also said that Dave was a good boy, much better than his disgusting father, and he could not be bullied.

"Hey, what did Uncle Quan Nai say? Uncle Madara is so kind to me, and I don't want to see him so sad every day." Dave replied with a smile.

"Yes, yes, now that you are alive, Izuna, and Madara and I's wish has come true! You can live a good life in the village! I will take you to dance in two days! You know! Belly dancing is forever God!" Hashirama on the side laughed.

Izuna is alive. According to how much Madara loves his younger brother, Madara will definitely not run around anymore and be in the village every day.Then he can see Madara every day!Hehehe, in a year or two, I will throw away my position as Hokage and play with Madara every day!We danced together, caught dolls, played mobile games, soaked in hot springs... Hashirama burst into laughter.He was already looking forward to his old age with Madara.

"Tch, Izuna, I'll take you dancing in two days. Hum, Hashirama's dancing is rubbish. Don't let your appreciation of dance get away." Hearing Hashirama's words, Madara beside him He said with disdain.

When it comes to dancing, I, Madara, am the strongest in Konoha.

"Hey, hey, you've lost to my belly dance several times, okay?" Hashirama said angrily.

"Hey, Hashirama, don't force me to show off my pole dance," Madara said with a sneer.

"Pfft!" Dave, who was stuffing rice into his mouth, heard Madara say the three words "pole dancing", and immediately thought of the black silk Madara that day in his mind, and spit out the rice in one mouthful.

"Dave, what's wrong? Is there any sequelae from resurrecting Izuna yesterday?" Mito over there was startled and quickly picked up the paper and wiped it with Dave and asked.

With that said, Madara and Izuna also looked at Dave nervously.If Dave really had any side effects from resurrecting him, they would be very upset.

"It's okay, auntie, I just thought of something funny." Dave waved his hand and said with a smile.

"I'm scared to death, don't think about it while you're eating." Mito patted Dave's head angrily and said helplessly.

"Izuna, since you have been resurrected, do you have any plans to get married?" Izuna, who was relieved to see Dave was fine over there, just took two mouthfuls of rice when she heard Mito ask, vomiting after one mouthful of rice. out

Hashirama on the side heard this and shook his head helplessly. Ever since Mito started to dance in the square, he has become more sunny, more lively, and has made many friends.

But... those friends are all aunts in their 50s and [-]s... who usually like to gossip about things, such as someone from a certain family died, someone from a certain family was cheated on, or someone from a certain family is getting married. , there is a man in the family who is almost forty and not married yet, can someone introduce me to someone... Mito's eyes lit up when he heard it was a man who was almost forty, but he stopped talking when he heard it was a man. , Madara and Tobirama don’t seem to be married yet...

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Mito made friends with them during the square dance, and was led astray... Every day when he went home, he told him who in the clan should get married, and who in the clan was together... Hashirama went home every day All have a headache...

Madara picked up a piece of paper and wiped the mouth of Izuna who had just spit out the rice. His gentle eyes made Hashirama envious...Why didn't Madara do that to him...

"Let's take a look first. There should be no plans. I will be very happy if I can be resurrected and see my brother." Izuna took a gentle look at Madara who was wiping his mouth, and replied with a smile.

Dave, who was just about to cook rice over there, grinned... This... this... this family relationship is gradually deteriorating...

"No, Quan Nai, you were resurrected exactly at the age you were when you died. You are only in your 20s now, and you can still find a woman to marry. My eldest brother is almost forty now, and I can't stay with you for the rest of my life." Madara spoke up.

Madara's eyes were filled with concern for his brother.

"Yeah, Madara is right, Izuna. You are only in your 20s now. You are very handsome and strong. There must be many girls who like you." Seeing the situation, Mito also hurriedly advised...

Izuna has a headache... He was about to say something... but was interrupted by Madara on the side.

"Well, Mito, is there any woman you can introduce to me?" Madara asked.He also knew that Mito had been dancing in the square every day for the past few months, so he must know a lot of news about the village.It is true that the blood of the Uchiha clan does not flow out, but does it mean that it cannot be introduced?

Mito's eyes lit up after hearing what Madara said.

"Madara, let me tell you, there is a woman from the Mita family at the east end of the village. She is twenty-eight years old. Let me tell you, that woman is proficient in everything from being a nun to a prostitute!"

"Well, this can be considered"

"Also, the Nara clan also has a girl named Nara Yui. She is very good and likes square dancing. She has a bad personality, but she is still very good to people."

"Well... you can also consider it."

"There is also a Yamanaka clan. There is a blond woman named Yamanaka Yikong. She is a bit fat, but she is easy to give birth to."

"...also"

In this way, a good meal turned into a small blind date information exchange meeting for Izuna... Mito said it was wonderful... Madara listened very seriously, after all, it was an important matter about his brother's marriage.

Quan Nai's face looked ashen. He thought he was resurrected for what purpose...