Konoha's Crazy Dave

"Wait, Konoha and I didn't do anything, did we? This has nothing to do with our Iwagakure business, right?" Onoki stood up quickly and said.

Kakuzu sneered, took out a document from his arms and threw it to Ohnoki.

"Iwagakure and Konoha Combat Deployment"

"If you hadn't received the news of peace in the four major villages, you and Kumogakure would be finished, and the next target would be Konoha. This is the combat deployment of your Iwagakure Village," Kakuzu said with a smile.

"What is this? How come I don't know? I'm telling you! You are slandering! He slandered me! He slandered me!" Ohnoki looked at the deployment, and it was indeed like this, but would he admit it?At the same time, he also wondered why this document was here?

"Yes, yes! He slandered us! How could we fight with Konoha? How did we know that Konoha would not use high-level combat power, let alone fight roundabout tactics with them, and how did we know to hide supply routes? Carry out an all-round operation to cut off the supply flow!" behind Onoki, Kari (an explosive escape ninja, one of the orphans adopted by Dave) stepped forward excitedly and shouted.

Well, the files were also obtained from hunting.

Everyone in the audience was stunned...

Kakuzu picked up the information and looked at it... Well... it's the same... it's exactly the same...

Kari and Dave looked at each other, and Dave winked and said good job.

"Hiss...even if they are exactly the same, Kari, a kid likes to think blindly. Maybe his brain is damaged by frequent explosions. He just happened to guess right, so it doesn't matter!" Onoki is indeed an old fox, and said quickly .But he always felt like something was wrong?

"Then, this fingerprint and autograph cannot be fake, right?" Kakuzu turned to the last page and showed it to Ohnoki.

"....Who knows? Now that your Konoha technology is so advanced, it would be easy to imitate something like this to slander me." Onoki continued to use his old fox nature, and after being silent for a while, he quickly thought of a countermeasure.

"Okay, be tough." Jiaodu narrowed his eyes and smiled.

"Since this document does not belong to you Iwagakure, well, even if you Iwagakure has nothing to do with Konoha, how much money is the time wasted in such a meeting?" Kakuzu said.

"A waste of time?? Didn't you come to slander me first and then I explained it?!" Ohnoki asked confused.

"Yes, but this is a matter between the two of us, but the problem is that there are so many people here? How much time have you wasted?!" Kakuzu asked.

"Both of us, aren't you wasting your time without them?!" Ohnoki asked angrily.

"They were waiting for me. The next thing they have to do is wait for me to finish talking to you. This is their voluntary waiting. But you are different. They are waiting for you to fuck you?" Jiaodu secretly changed Once you get the concept, it’s up to Ohnoki to react or not.

"I...I am Tsuchikage! This is still in a meeting, and I am speaking! Isn't it normal for them to wait for me to finish speaking?!"

Hearing what Onoki said, Kakuzu smiled and was fooled.So, in this duel, both angles won.Although they may have hired foreign aid, but for the lane, the jungler might be the one to catch it, right?

"I'm sorry, Tsuchikage-sama, the meeting has ended since Kakuzu arrived. Now it belongs to everyone's private time," Dave said directly.

"Okay, Onoki. Let's do the math. We have been arguing for 5 minutes. There are four Kage present. Each Kage can decide two major events in the village every minute. According to the conflicts between ordinary people, , For example, if the house collapses, the current average price of a house in the ninja world is 100 million taels."

"Four movies, 5 minutes, two houses per minute, which is 1000 million. Okay, after the four movie reviews, there are also Dave and other movie assistants. The kidney-friendly company that Dave is in charge of has a market value of Ninja. No. 5000 in the world. Around 2 million per minute, which is 5000 million. "

"As assistants to other filmmakers, what they have to do is to protect their own films, but if you let them listen to your nonsense for 5 minutes, you will be derelict in their duties for 5 minutes. According to the salary evaluation of each film assistant, it is also Just 1 taels”

"Finally, there is me. Originally, I planned to solve the problem in 2 minutes, but you delayed it for 5 minutes. There are still 3 minutes left. Within 3 minutes, I will solve an order every 1 minute, and each order will cost 15 million taels. Let’s see, that’s [-] billion.”

"Wait! What's your order for five hundred million taels?!" Onoki asked quickly.

"Please ask Sanshouyu Hanzo. I just completed an order with him for [-] million taels. I have already received the money," Kakuzu said calmly.

"A total of 17 billion taels of silver. Of course I won't take what belongs to them. I will take 15 billion for myself."

"So please give me money"

I heard that when Ohnoki walked out of the conference room, he was sent directly to the cardiology department of the hospital...

Seeing Ohnoki being carried away while foaming at the mouth, Kakuzu adjusted the buttons on his wrists and looked at Luo Sha and Gu Cang.

Luo Sha and Shi Cang's hearts were immediately pricked.

Uncle Kakuzu! !We are the friendly forces you have grown up with! ! !The two people's eyes showed this meaning.

Kakuzu nodded. He could clearly tell the difference between friendly and enemy forces, so he just casually discussed 100 million between them.

"Okay, now that it's over, I'll leave first." Kakuzu got the money, stood up and left.

Looking at Kakuzu's back, everyone at the conference table was frightened, fearing that he would turn around and say something...

However, Kakuzu had nothing to say and was indeed gone.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief... until the moviegoers asked their assistants to go back first...

"Uncle Dave...Uncle Danzo...can you please not let Uncle Kakuzu out so easily in the future...I'm still young...I can't stand such a big stimulation..." Shikura covered his head He said with a trembling heart.

"...Ahem, didn't he accidentally injure a friendly force? It's okay," Dave explained with an awkward smile.

Twelve o'clock at midnight...

Ohnoki was lying quietly on the hospital bed... At this time, there was no light, no noise, and no that terrifying figure. Everything was so beautiful...

The corners of Onoki's mouth raised slightly, I really hope that this atmosphere can continue...

Then Ohnoki turned over with a smile on his face, ready to sleep comfortably...

The moment he turned over, a pair of green lights from the dark night appeared in front of Onoki's face...

"Fuck!"

Onoki was sent to the emergency room again, Kakuzu was a little helpless... He just wanted to remind Onoki to pay him quickly, and the cost of his treatment was Konoha's, and he, Onoki, had to pay it back.