Konoha's Crazy Dave

"Hey, in-laws, why do you look so listless today?" Dave ran into Danzo's office with a smile and made a strange sound.

"Get lost, Iwagakure and Kumogakure are over," Danzo cursed and then said.

"What's the result?" Dave sat aside.

"The Sandaime Raikage is dead. In order to cover the withdrawal of their troops, he fought alone with 1 people for three days and three nights, and finally died of exhaustion." Danzo sighed. To be honest, the actions of the Sandaime Raikage were indeed bloody.

"Not only that, the Nidaime Raikage, who was almost 70 years old, heard the news. He was so angry that he went to Ohnoki in a wheelchair and tried his best. The Nidaime was still the Nidaime. Ohnoki was seriously injured and dying, but the Nidaime also died." Danzo continued. said.

"What about the candidate for the Fourth Raikage?" Dave asked.

"It's definitely not the Sandaime's son. He is just a teenager this year, too young, and like his father, the Sandaime, he can't do things with his head. But there is news, Yukito, the ones you sent there before. It’s just an orphan,” Danzo said after thinking for a while.

Dave's eyes lit up...

"In this case, well, that's good. The goal of peace in the ninja world will soon be achieved. Well, the only thing left is that the Third Kazekage is not dead. Ohnoki is a stubborn ass, but if the other four villages unite, he will have no choice but to You must join forces with us," Dave thought for a while and said.

"Well, that's the situation. You tell Sakumo to kill the Sandaime Kazekage as soon as possible and let Rasa take over." Danzo nodded.

"The Sandaime Kazekage is a thief. He probably won't come out until the end. Chiyo and his brother Ebizo have always been leading the troops on the front line." Dave thought for a moment.

At this moment, Dave's phone rang again...

"Hey! Teacher! Matt Dai is missing here!!" Sakumo shouted anxiously.

"Huh? Where can that guy go?" Dave asked confused.

"I don't know! Last night at four o'clock in the morning, he shouted something nonsense that he was going to be a father, and then he opened the four doors and the figure disappeared!" Sakumo said hurriedly.

"Wait a minute, he became a father? When did it happen?" Dave was even more confused.

"I just called Uncle Metvey and asked. Metday's wife gave birth to a boy last night. His name is Metkai. It turns out that Dai's wife was pregnant before we went on the expedition, but it was not obvious for a short time. .I don’t know.”

The atmosphere was silent for a few seconds...

"Teacher... do you think he... will be like me..." Sakumo said after being silent for a few seconds...

"A calm person like you has become like that, what do you think of him? Why don't you go to Sand Hidden Village and have a look!!" Dave shouted with a headache.

Sakumo ran towards Sunagakure Village without hanging up the phone in his hand...

"The Seventh Gate! The Shocking Gate!! Sand Hidden Village!! I'm going to be a father! Let's be excited together! This is youth!! The hot and bright sun! Hirutora!!"

"You, Konoha, are sick! What do you think you have to do with our Sunagakure Village?"

Two roars came from the distance...

After a few minutes...

"That... teacher... the Sandaime Kazekage... is gone... Matt Dai kicked him and is gone." Sakumo swallowed and said with a trembling voice.

"...Well...what about that, pack your things and come back..."

Dave hung up the phone and looked at Danzo...

The two of them were silent...

The Second Ninja War, which lasted for a year, ended like this...

In Kirigakure Village, Shikura successfully ascended to the throne and became the fourth generation Mizukage.Sunagakure, Rasa successfully ascended to power and became the fourth generation Kazekage.Kumogakure, Yukito succeeded in taking the position, but Yukito's appointment is limited, and he will come down when the son of the Sandaime Raikage matures.

On this day, the Hokage, Mizukage, Kazekage, and Raikage reached a friendship and cooperation in Konoha.We share adversity and advance and retreat together.

Seeing this situation, Tsuchikage Onoki was a fool when he got up from the hospital bed, and quickly came to Konoha to join in the fun.

During the meeting... Hashirama stood outside the door. Hearing the movement inside the door, a knot in his heart finally let go... The ninja world can be considered peaceful.

"Peace? Ridiculous. The foundation of all this is peace based on the strength of our Konoha. After our generation and Dave's generations are dead, do you think the ninja world will still be peaceful? "Madara on the side sneered and smiled.

"Then leave it to the younger generations. I, the God of the Ninja World, the First Hokage, have been busy for decades. I am very satisfied to see this scene." Hashirama's mood also changed, and he was not here either. It is unrealistic to pursue the ultimate peace.

"What are you busy with? Kidney treasure commercial? Senju Shixian? Or the living dead who appeared in two episodes of Naruto?" Madara counterattacked directly.

"Hey! Madara! What do you mean?! Didn't I build Konoha?!" Hashirama asked unhappily.

"There's my share in it."

"Didn't I strive for peace during the first Five Shadows Conference and the more than ten years of peace?!"

"I only know that you knocked one of those four things. If I were there, the four of them would have to knock one for me."

"Ahhh!! Uchiha Madara!! I want to duel with you!!" Hashirama shouted angrily.

"Oh? A duel? Okay, games, racing, fighting, whatever you choose," Madara said with a disdainful smile.

"Let's go! Let's go to the Valley of the End and have a fight!"

"Just go"

...

"Okay, all the specific things are over. I hope that our five major villages can continue to maintain peace and live in friendly coexistence." Danzo stood up and said with a smile to the four shadows.

Onoki's face was expressionless, but the other three nodded in a dignified manner.

"Okay, this is the second meeting of the Five Shadows. Everyone is very considerate. Next, there is another important thing." Dave stepped forward and said.

"What happened?" Onomu's heart skipped a beat.

"Kakuzu" Dave shouted towards the door.

Soon, the figure that Ohnoki least wanted to see appeared in front of everyone.

He held a calculator and a ledger in his hands.

"Put the peace issue aside for now, let's talk about post-war compensation first," Kakuzu said with a smile.

Everyone present broke into cold sweat instantly...