Konoha's Crazy Dave

At three o'clock in the middle of the night, Dave was fast asleep at home.

Suddenly, the phone rang. Dave struggled to get up and silenced the phone. He looked at Yue Mei, who was still sleeping beside him, and breathed a sigh of relief.

"Sakumo called, did something happen over there?" Dave thought doubtfully, and walked out to answer the phone.

"Teacher! Hurry! My wife is giving birth and I'm not at home!" Sakumo's anxious voice came from the phone.

"What?! Okay, okay! Don't worry! I'll be there right away!" Dave's sleepiness disappeared instantly when he got up.

"My wife called the elders at home. Each of those elders was sleeping more than the last. I had no choice but to call you." While Dave was on the road, Sakumo explained the situation.

"Haha, it's okay, I'm here as a teacher! Just rest assured!" Dave drove the car, comforting Sakumo not to worry.

"Okay Sakumo, I'm here. I'll hang up the phone first. I'll call you back when I get to the hospital later."

Dave arrived at the door of Sakumo's house and saw that the door was closed. He had no choice but to climb in.

After entering, I heard wailing from a room.

A few minutes later, in the hospital...

"Sakumo, don't worry, don't worry, your wife has already entered the delivery room," Dave comforted Sakumo.

At this time, the doctor came out of the delivery room, and Dave hurried up to ask.

"Premature birth" the doctor sighed...

Hearing this, both Dave and Sakumo on the other end of the phone fell silent...

"Save your mother," Sakumo said with his heart pounding.

Dave said nothing, thinking about how to save people.

"Why protect the mother? The mother and child are safe," the doctor said doubtfully at this time.

Dave and Sakumo on the other side of the phone were both confused...

"It's just a premature birth. I've never experienced any surgeries like miscarriage, uterine movements, etc. It's just a premature birth, don't worry. The mother and child are safe now. They need to rest. Let's go in for a checkup later." The doctor said disdainfully, and then started again. Went into the delivery room.

Dave and the phone in his hand were speechless...

"Teacher, I'll hang up now. Please tell her that thank you for your hard work and that I love her." Sakumo on the phone couldn't hear any emotion or anger in his tone. He finished speaking slowly and hung up the phone.

Dave didn't say anything, but he thought of Sakumo's cold-hearted character and thought... there was something good going on in Sunagakure Village.

Sand Hidden Village battlefield... It's four o'clock in the morning...

"Kaguya Kimima! Get your tank out for me!"

A roar echoed through the camp...

A moment later... Before he woke up, Kimima looked confused as Sakumo drove away in the tank...

"Hatake Sakumo! You're crazy in the middle of the night!" Kimima shouted speechlessly.

"I'm not crazy! I'm going to be a dad! Hahaha!!!"

As the words disappeared, Sakumo had also disappeared driving the tank.

"Everyone, go back to sleep. He has been having brain problems for a day or two. He will be back soon," Kimima shouted, looking at the ninjas who were awakened by the silence around them.

Sunagakure Village Resident...

Chiyo is sleeping...

"boom!"

A loud noise broke the quiet night...

"Enemy attack! Enemy attack!!!" There was a lot of noise outside, and Chiyo quickly got up and went outside to check the situation.

"Hatake Sakumo! You are looking for death!" Chiyo happened to see Sakumo sitting on the tank over there and bombing randomly.

"Hahahaha!! I became a father today! I'm so happy! Let's fire a cannon to make your Sunagakure Village happy too! Hahaha!!!"

...

The next day, news came out from Sunagakure Village that Hatake Sakumo sneaked into Sunagakure Village's headquarters in the middle of the night, killing more than 600 ninjas and seriously injuring more than 300 others.Hatake Sakumo's reputation once again resounded throughout the ninja world.

Moreover, survivors claimed that Hatake Sakumo alone drove a device similar to one filled with detonating charms and continuously bombarded the Sunagakure Village garrison.

So ever.

The title of Hatake Cannon has become a more mainstream name. The title of crotch-picking White Teeth, which was earned by cutting off other people's breasts at the sports meeting, has finally been refreshed.

Finally, Sakumo drove the scarred tank back to the station. His eyes were bloodshot, but he was not sleepy and was very excited.

"Hey, Hatake Cannon is back. Okay, okay, go back and rest quickly. If you mess up people like this, the war will start again." Kimima looked at Sakumo in front of him speechlessly.

"Okay, okay, I'm going back to rest first." Sakumo nodded. Although he was excited, he still knew the overall situation.

Back in the tent, Dave happened to call Sakumo.

"Teacher" Sakumo quickly answered the phone.

"Okay, you kid, Hatake Cannon. Don't worry, your child and wife are fine. However, your wife asked me to name the child. I think it's better to let you two handle this matter. Think about it. What’s the name for the child? Your wife is listening by the side.” Dave said with a smile.

"Let me think about it. Hatake Cannon!!!" Sakumo didn't know if it was because of a sudden flash of his mind that he just blurted out.

Dave and Shomo's wife were both silent...

Dave silently handed the phone to Sakumo's wife in the hospital bed...

"Sakumo, can you change it?" Sakumo's wife said gently.

"It doesn't sound good... let me think about it, what about Hatake Gatling!"

"Can...can I change it to another one?"

"That's it...Hatake grenade!"

"Hatake Sakumo! This is a name for the child! I'm not asking you to fight!!" Sakumo's wife couldn't bear it anymore and shouted angrily.

"Sakumo? Sakumo?" There was no sound on the other side of the phone, and Sakumo's wife shouted twice in confusion.

Dave smiled, took the phone from her and hung up.

"Don't worry, he drove a cannon to the Hidden Sand Village and fought for a day and a night. He was exhausted and fell asleep. It's fine." Dave said with a smile.

"Teacher Dave, please give me a name...Sakumo...I..." As for the names just now...she really didn't dare to let Sakumo pick any more...

"Okay, Hatake Kakashi, how about it?" Dave nodded.

"Kakashi? What a great name...that's it!"

"Okay, since you agreed, I will register the child's household registration now!" Dave nodded with satisfaction and hurriedly left here.

Dave knew that Sakumo would not agree to the name of the child until his death, but there was no way. Kakashi Hatake was better than a Hatake cannon or a Hatake grenade. Well, let’s cut it first and then pay it forward. First, give the child’s household registration. Then Sakumo Now that Mao is here, there is nothing we can do.