Konoha's Crazy Dave

next day

Dave came to the hospital to visit the Matt Day family. When passing by the operating room, he saw a familiar figure standing outside the operating room. Dave walked forward in confusion.

"Uncle Ban, why are you in the hospital?" Dave looked at Uncle Ban standing at the door of the operating room and asked doubtfully.

"I acted a little harshly today, Jing is in the infirmary now," Madara said, seeming to blame himself.

"...It's a bit heavy...How heavy is it?"

"It seems that the doctor said that his lungs exploded," Madara thought for a while and said.

"???Ahem, that's it. I'll find someone to host the banquet." Dave was stunned and said happily.Naturally, it was impossible for him to believe that there would be any accidents in the mirror.

"It seems to be quite serious, my heart almost stops beating," Madara said again.

"What?" Dave was completely stunned this time.

"But the doctor said, as long as the heart is still beating, it can be saved." Madara waved his hand, indicating to Dave that he didn't need to worry. Even if he was really dead, he could just use the Samsara Eye to reincarnate him.

"Oh, by the way, Kakuzu is also in there. He went to Hashirama today to ask for an account. He didn't find Hashirama, so he found Mito, and then..."

"I took a look just now. The doctor saved the mirror with his left hand and Kakuzu with the right hand. He was really powerful." Madara thought of the doctor and nodded.

"..."

On the other side, in the Hokage's office

"Huh~ Take a rest, Hiruzen, do you want to watch a TV show?" Danzo said a little tiredly as he put down the ANBU transformation plan Hiruzen gave him.

"TV series?" Hiruzen wondered.

"Naruto, there are more than 300 episodes now. I heard from Dave that I appeared in these two episodes." Danzo nodded with satisfaction. This TV series doesn't have much serious content, but it has a lot of memories.

"Oh? Let's take a look." Hiruzen smiled and nodded.

"But Danzo, I won this time. I appeared hundreds of episodes earlier than you." Hiruzen thought about something and laughed again.

"Yeah, I came out early and left pretty early."

..

Hiruzen fell silent, and the two of them sat behind the desk, watching Naruto playing on the computer on the desk...

Under the shadow, a black figure slowly walked out of the shadow.

His right eye was covered with a bandage, and his right hand was also bandaged.

When Danzo saw this image of himself, he instantly felt bad.

"The Darkness of Shinobi, Shimura Danzo, the leader of the root, is ruthless and will do whatever it takes to achieve his goals," the narration of the TV series introduced thoughtfully.

"What about this image...?" Danzo slowly turned his head and looked at Hiruzen... Hiruzen's left arm was also covered with a bandage...

The plot is a memory, Shinobi's darkness talks with the Sandaime Hokage...

"Hiruzhan, you can't let the Uchiha clan be so indulgent." Shinobu Danzo's domineering energy was leaking out. Even standing there, you could feel the trembling temperament on his body.

"Then what do you want to do?" the young Shinobu Hiruzen asked slowly.

"Kill them all"

"Peng! Danzo! I'm warning you! Don't tell me this kind of thing!" After hearing this, Hiruzen stood up and slapped the table and shouted.

"The Uchiha clan was our biggest ally when Konoha was building the village, and you do this! Do you still have any conscience?!" Hiruzen then roared.

"I only know that they are harming the village now. For the sake of the village, I will do whatever it takes, and no one can harm the village!" Ren Zhian slowly raised his narrowed eyes and said with some excitement.

"You have changed, Hiruzen. You can never go back to your ninja hero posture. Do you still remember what you said at that time!" Shinobu Andanzo continued.

"You are the leaves bathed in the sun, and I am the roots in the darkness!"

"Of course I remember." Hiruzen raised his head, but when he saw Danzo's sharp eyes, his tone weakened again.

"Hmph, then, kill them all!" Danzo raised the strange shape in his hand and knocked it down again.

"That's enough Danzo! I am the Hokage!"

"Hiruzen...you will regret it."

After reading this plot, both Hiruzen and Danzo are stupid...

"I*! Dave is a dog! He actually slandered my image like this!" Danzo was so angry that he was trembling all over. What kind of bullshit is Shinobu Yami? He, the Hokage who dedicated ten years of his youth to Konoha, is like this in the TV series. An image?

"Actually... I think the shot was pretty good. Look, I am Hokage, and you are the root. The root seems to be another system independent of ANBU. This contrast is really good." Hiruzen But it feels a little good.Usually Danzo, the dog, relies on his being the Hokage to suppress him, but watching this TV series is so exciting.

"? Humph! This plan of yours is not complete enough. Go back and revise it again!" Danzo snorted and threw the plan next to him to Hiruzen again.

"Isn't it complete? I've been revising and correcting it for almost three months!" Hiruzen's scalp went numb.

"If I say it's not complete, it's not complete. I'm the Hokage!" Danzo snorted twice and said with great dignity.

"Hiss...then what...I'm not an ANBU, and I won't go against your Hokage. I'm still your subordinate, Hokage Genzheng Hongmiao! Why are you going against me!" Hiruzen took a breath. He was so angry that he almost vomited at this thing that San Yue had changed. He really didn't want to see this thing again.

"Let me tell you, Danzo, your biggest enemy right now is Dave! His Kidney Love Company is the biggest dark force in Konoha!"

"His Kidney-loving Company makes tens of billions of silver taels from Konoha and the Ninja world every year, but every time he pays taxes, he only pays a mere 1000 million taels. If I guessed correctly last year, Uncle Kakuzu only paid [-] million taels. two!"

"Danzo! Believe me! Dave, his Kidney Company, and Uncle Kakuto! They are all black-hearted capitalists! Just like the dirty termites in the ground! They are constantly gnawing at the branches of my Konoha! "

"Capital comes into the world, covered with blood and filth from head to toe!"

"Evil capitalism!"

"The proletariat and working class of the entire ninja world should unite to defeat this dark force!"

"Long live democracy!"

"Ula!!"

...Dave in the hospital sneezed violently a dozen times...Who scolded me?

"...Okay, you can go back..." Danzo felt a headache hearing... Where did this guy come from with so many words...

"Hehe, okay, but this plan..." Hiruzen chuckled and pointed to the plan on his desk.

"Passed...it will be implemented in two days. You can go back."

"Okay! Hokage-sama, please take care of yourself!" Hiruzen went back happily.