Konoha's Crazy Dave

"Okay two immortals, it's our turn to play!" Jiraiya was gearing up, laughing.

"A quick victory, little Jiraiya, old lady, let's just use that move!" Fukasaku nodded, looked at Shima and said.

"it is good!"

"Immortal magic. The toad is singing!"

Fukasaku and Shima, standing on either side of Jiraiya's shoulders, instantly emitted bursts of harsh frog sounds...

Hanzo felt a splitting headache as he listened to the frog's cry, which was as irritating as a needle prick, and he hurriedly retreated...

Jiraiya was about to follow him and have a fight with Hanzo...

Orochimaru stopped Jiraiya, and then took out two scrolls, one of which was earplugs, and gave one to Tsunade.

Another scroll, after the smoke clears...

It was a loudspeaker as big as two people... Jiraiya took it excitedly... Holding one on the other with both hands, the two old toad sages and frogs also sang harder...

Hanzo, who was retreating violently, suddenly found that the sound of frogs, which was getting smaller and smaller, suddenly became louder... and no matter how far he ran... the sound was still so loud...

In the end... blood slowly flowed out from Hanzo's facial features, and he fell directly to the ground, trapped in the illusion and unable to move...

"Huh~ The matter is settled, little Jiraiya, let's go back first!" Fukasaku and Shima breathed a sigh of relief, said hello to Jiraiya, and the two toads left here.

"Okay, thank you two immortals!" Jiraiya nodded happily. This time he finally got the limelight.

The three of them waited for a while, but saw Hanzo lying on the ground still unresponsive...

"Jiraiya, go and see if he is dead?" Tsunade looked at Jiraiya and said.

"Okay" Jiraiya nodded and walked to Hanzo's side.

"Hanzo! Hanzo! Your mother asked you to go home for dinner! Wake up!" Jiraiya shook him and shouted.

"...You idiot, Orochimaru, go!" Tsunade was speechless and looked at Orochimaru aside and said.

Orochimaru nodded helplessly and walked up to Hanzo.

Jiraiya stepped aside.

"Hanzo, your father is gone, you are gone, and your Yuyin Village is gone."

...

"Two idiots, start driving, and you still have to look at me." Tsunade couldn't stand it any longer and moved the two of them aside.

Orochimaru and Jiraiya looked at each other depressedly to see what Tsunade would do...

Tsunade sat directly on Hanzo's body, grabbed Hanzo's collar with her left hand and lifted him up.

Then...

"Snapped!"

A clear, loud and big nose bag with red paw prints slapped Hanzo on the face...

And Hanzo hasn't responded yet...

Well...the next scene is a bit bloody...

"Cough cough cough..." Hanzo spit out a large mouthful of blood and looked at the three people in front of him weakly...

"You have to admit defeat this time, Hanzo," Orochimaru asked calmly.

"Well... I, Hanzo, can afford to lose. If we don't fight, the Amegakure Village and Konoha will cease fighting." Hanzo struggled to stand up and said in a somewhat unclear voice.

Hanzo was stunned after saying this, and reached out his hand to touch his face...

"Why is my face swollen?" Hanzo asked confused.

"Ahem" Orochimaru and Jiraiya took a few steps back, leaving Tsunade facing Hanzo...

"Huh~ I admit that the three of you can compete equally with me, a demigod. Yes, there are many rising stars in the ninja world. From today on, I will give you the title of Sannin. With this title, live a good life. Go down"

Well, he is indeed a demigod. He has a stubborn mouth and ran away after saying it...

"Hey, this Hanzo is so stubborn, who wants his title?!" Tsunade said unhappily.

"Okay, the battle with the Hidden Rain Village is over. Hanzo's integrity is still good. Pack up your things and go back to Konoha." Orochimaru didn't think so much anymore, turned around and walked slowly towards the camp.

the next day...

The name of Sannin spread from Amegakure Village...

They are respectively, Orochimaru, who does not talk about tolerance.The sinus slapping monster——Tsunade.Metamorphosis of a toad - Jiraiya.

"Don't stop me! Don't stop me, you two! Let me fucking kill this Hanzo!!! Who the hell is a sinus fanatic!" When Tsunade heard the news in Konoha, she was so angry that she wanted to go again. Yuyin asks Hanzo to fight.

"Calm down, Tsunade, it's just a name. You see, Jiraiya is still a pervert!" Orochimaru hurriedly stopped in front of Tsunade and said.

"Then Jiraiya is a pervert, that's right! I'm not a sinus fanatic!" Tsunade shouted unhappily.

"Hey, hey, Tsunade, can you not involve me in your own affairs?" Jiraiya, who was still depressed at the side, asked very unhappy when he heard this.

"Do you have any objections?!" Tsunade clenched her fists and looked at Jiraiya with squinted eyes.

"No...I have no objection...you can do whatever you want"

"Eh? Mom, those three brothers and sisters look familiar." Because the three of them were in the park, and their noisy appearance naturally attracted the attention of people passing by.

"Eh? Son, when you say that, it does look familiar." Mom looked at the three of them and nodded.

"I remembered Mom! On the news broadcast in the morning, three brothers and sisters appeared! They were Sannin! That sister is a sinus fanatic!" The son's eyes lit up, and he thought of the news he saw in the morning.

"I remembered it too! By the way, son, weren't you clamoring to buy that Hashirama doll just now? This sinus fanatic sister hates children who buy toys the most. Be careful of her..." What my mother said was still there. Not finished...

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! I don't want my sinuses to be slapped, and I don't want toys!" When the son heard his mother's words, he cried instantly.

"Okay, okay, my son is the best. As long as he doesn't buy toys and be a good baby, she won't dare. Let's go!"

The mother happily took her son away...

Tsunade, Orochimaru, Jiraiya were dumbfounded...

"Ahhhhh!!! Sansho Hanzo!! I'm going to kill him!!!"

Tsunade exploded instantly and ran towards the Hidden Rain Village like crazy...

"Calm down! Calm down! Tsunade! Think about Uncle Dave! Uncle Mirror! Uncle Hiruzen! Uncle Danzo and the four of them! They are the same as you!!!" Orochimaru and Jiraiya quickly followed and shouted. With.

"...When you say that...I do feel better." Tsunade, who was running crazily, calmed down instantly when she heard this...

Jiraiya and Orochimaru looked at each other and breathed a sigh of relief...