Konoha's Crazy Dave

Outside Yuyin Village...

"Are they just the three of you?" Hanzo asked calmly, standing above the psychic beast Sanshouyu, looking down at the three people in front of him.

"Yes! It's your grandpa Jiraiya and me! Hahaha, are you scared?" Jiraiya put his hands on his hips and smiled wildly.

Orochimaru and Tsunade waved their hands to show that they didn't recognize him.

"Stop talking nonsense, I will fight you because you are quite young. As long as you can knock me off the Sanshou Fish, even if you win, the battle between Amegakure and Konoha will be over. But If I win, you will call your superiors over. I will still be standing here until the end!" Hanzo smiled disdainfully.

Tsunade and Jiraiya geared up and looked at Hanzo with fighting intent. They hadn't seen such a brave person for a long time.

"Hey, Orochimaru, what are you doing?" Jiraiya noticed that Orochimaru was playing with his mobile phone and asked in confusion.

"Oh, I'm looking through the address book, why don't we just admit defeat. Anyway, our superior is Uncle Dave, let Uncle Dave do it." Orochimaru stretched.

"...Stop talking so much nonsense! Let's fight!" Hanzo swallowed when he heard the name Orochimaru said, and then directly controlled the Sansho Fish and rushed towards the three of them.

"tsk"

Tsunade clicked her tongue softly with disdain, and then slowly walked towards Hanzo who rushed over.

Hanzo concentrated slightly, but still smiled disdainfully.In his eyes, she was just a little girl, well... just a little too big.

The Sansho Fish was close at hand, and Tsunade gently grasped it with the palm of her right hand...

Then Tsunade stood up and swung her right hand forward...

While waving in the air, Tsunade's arm slowly condensed layers of steel into her hand, and finally formed a steel fist the size of a human, with fire spraying from behind.

"boom"

After a loud noise, the mountain-sized sansho fish flew out in an instant...

"Orochimaru, I have to say, those things you made are still somewhat useful." Tsunade's steel fist slowly disappeared, and she turned to look at Orochimaru with a smile on her face.

Orochimaru and Jiraiya looked at Tsunade's clenched fist and quickly took a few steps back.

"Orochimaru, are you a**? Why do you give this girl this thing?? Even if you beat her, you will be disabled!" Jiraiya shuddered hard and looked at Orochimaru who was standing aside and asked.

"I shouldn't have to worry, she won't hit me anyway," Orochimaru swallowed and said slowly.

"Then you mean you gave her that thing just to hit me??" Jiraiya looked at Orochimaru with wide eyes.

"I didn't say that"

"Hey, what are you two mumbling about?" Tsunade shouted in annoyance.

"It's okay!" they both said in unison.

In the distance, Hanzo crawled out of the huge pit in a very embarrassed manner...

"Hey, Hanzo, we agreed that if you roll down from there, you lose!" Tsunade looked at Hanzo over there and shouted.

"Ahem...you...Sansho Fish. Poisonous spray!" Hanzo coughed up a mouthful of blood. He was very concerned about face and felt that he had been slapped in the face. He had to get his place back.

Hanzo mounted the Sansho Fish again, and the Sansho Fish sprayed thick poison from its mouth.

Orochimaru tilted his head, then took out a scroll.

The smoke on the scroll dissipated, and a large hair dryer appeared in the field.

Then Orochimaru took out another scroll, took out a multi-socket power bank, plugged in the plug of the hair dryer... and turned on the maximum setting of the hair dryer...

The poisonous mist was instantly blown back by the wind...

"Huh?? It seems you are quite capable. You can even counter my poisonous mist!" Hanzo looked at Orochimaru and narrowed his eyes.

Orochimaru shrugged...

"Instant Technique!" Then Hanzo drew out his sickle and reached behind Orochimaru in an instant.

Orochimaru was still holding a scroll in his hand. When Hanzo slashed at Orochimaru, a mecha appeared behind Orochimaru and helped Orochimaru block the blow.

Seeing Hanzo fighting with the mecha, Jiraiya swallowed...

Then Orochimaru took out a cigarette from his arms, lit it with a lighter, put on his sunglasses, and took out two scrolls...

A heavy Gatling and mortar appeared in front of Orochimaru. Orochimaru pressed the Gatling trigger with one hand and placed the cannon with the other hand...

The Hanzo people were all dumbfounded. The mecha in front of them could fly up to the sky and down to the ground, and a knife could come out from the sole of its feet.The guy next to him was still firing a gun. When had Hanzo ever fought such a difficult battle... He couldn't find a chance to fight back... The firepower was suppressed too hard...

"...How many things did you bring?" Jiraiya asked, looking at Orochimaru with a headache.

"Huh~ Gatling blue fire is a bit dazzling. I just brought a scroll, but there are thousands of scrolls sealed in that scroll. I asked Grandma Mito and Lord Tobirama to help me make this simple scroll. The sealed space is just a folded storage space," Orochimaru said calmly, holding a cigarette in his mouth and blowing out the smoke slowly.

"...." Jiraiya was dumbfounded...

"I'm almost out of bullets, so it doesn't count, but I'm too lazy to take them. After all, it takes a lot of brain power to find the bullets among thousands of scrolls. Hurry up and summon your two old toads. It's your turn." Orochimaru reminded.

"okay!"

Jiraiya summoned two old toad sages, Shima and Fukasaku, and began to prepare...

A few minutes later, Orochimaru ran out of bullets and put away the mortars and Gatlings on the ground.

"Taijutsu. Double attack with chain sickle!" Hanzo, who had been tired for a long time, finally seized the opportunity. The sickle blade pinned the knife that popped out from the sole of the mecha's foot, and the knife connected to the chain in his left hand was cut into two pieces by the mecha. Three paragraphs...

"Hahaha! My immortal mode!"

Before Hanzo could say a few harsh words, he heard Jiraiya's laughter coming from over there.

Tsunade and Orochimaru also turned their heads to look at Jiraiya out of curiosity...

The atmosphere is a bit silent...

"Hey, hey, what do you mean you're not talking? Aren't I handsome in my sage mode?!" Jiraiya asked unhappily.

"Well, he's not handsome, and he's very ugly." Orochimaru and Tsunade nodded at the same time and said in unison.

"Tch, they are two country bumpkins who don't know how to appreciate my handsomeness and can't keep up with the trend." Jiraiya curled his lips and said unhappily.

"Little Jiraiya, is he the enemy? Let's fight quickly. I have to go to the live broadcast room to sell goods!" Fukasaku Sennin said hurriedly.

"Yes, yes, our insect sales have been very poor recently. It's all your fault, old man. The insects we catch are not fresh!" Shima Sennin scolded.