Konoha's Crazy Dave

end of wedding

Danzo watched with red eyes as his precious daughter was taken away.

"Okay, in-laws, stop looking. Let the young couple live a world of two." Dave walked to Danzo's side, put his arm on Danzo's shoulders, and said with a smile on his face.

Danzo heard this annoying voice and turned his head to look at him expressionlessly.

"Tsk, what are you looking at me for? Why, you still want to have a drink?" Dave asked doubtfully.

"Since they have all been to the World of Two, shall we also go to the Valley of the End to live in our World of Two?" Danzo put his left hand on Dave's shoulder and asked with a slight smile.

"Forget it... Let's go back to our own homes and find our own wives..." Dave said and was about to run away.

"Hey, how can you say that? Let's go to the Valley of the End and have a good chat." Danzo grabbed Dave and said with a smile on his face.

the next day...

Orochimaru and others replenished their equipment and set foot on the battlefield again.

"Orochimaru, Hanzo has given us a challenge." Tsunade walked into the tent and took out a letter and handed it to Orochimaru.

Orochimaru opened it and looked at it.Grinning slightly.

"He asked the three of us to fight him tomorrow morning in the open space 300 meters east of Yuyin Village. If we win, this battle with Yuyin Village will be almost over. It seems that the big gift given to him yesterday will make He's in a good mood," Orochimaru sneered.

"Then let's prepare well and knock off that bastard's head tomorrow," Jiraiya geared up.

"As long as you don't summon the two old toads for me, it will be fine." Orochimaru turned his head and said disdainfully.

"Hey, you bastard, what do you mean? Are you looking down on me?" Jiraiya was furious when he heard this.

"Be confident and remove it"

...

"Are ninjas coming out of Kirigakure Village to fight us?" Danzo said helplessly as he looked at the letter in his hand.

"Well...I" Dave, who was bruised and swollen, was about to say something...

"Okay, Dave, I know you can trust me, so I'll leave the affairs of Kirigakure to you. Men Yan, bring Dave a series of documents such as maritime operations." Danzo was waiting for Dave to speak.

"I..."

"You don't have to go out in person. Konoha's ninjas are at your disposal. Just work hard in the building. Menyan, go lock Dave's office door!"

"I..."

"My dear, I believe in you! Just like before!"

"...."

"Men Yan, send a message to Uchiha Kage, and the Uchiha side of Kirigakure Village will be left to them." After Dave returned, he directly left the matters there to Kyou.

Jing received the news and was helpless...

"Uchiha Marines, move out!" Jing returned to the office and gave the order.

Kirigakure Village

"Shi Cang, if I can't come back, Kirigakure will be in your hands." The Sandaime Mizukage held Shi Cang's hands with tears in his eyes.

"Well, Sandaime Mizukage-sama, you can go with peace of mind!" Shikura choked with eyes red as well.

"Then I'll go!" The Sandaime Mizukage nodded, turned and left Kirigakure Village.Only a back figure was left to everyone.

Until the third generation Mizukage's back disappeared.

The lost position instantly returns to its previous state.

"Loquat Juuzang, please bring this document of friendly coexistence with Konoha to Konoha." Shi Cang took out a document from his arms and handed it to Juuzang who was standing aside.

"Brother, do we really want to establish friendly relations with Konoha?" Wuli Jinpachi asked in confusion as he watched Juuzang leave.

"Well, establishing a relationship with Konoha will be beneficial to us without any harm. There are still good people in Konoha. Last time I went to Konoha, I eliminated the enemies. Do you know Senju Dave?" Shi Cang nodded. He turned around and asked.

"Uh-huh, I know, he is famous for being a gangster and scoundrel in the ninja world... but his strength can be said to be the best in the ninja world." Muuri Jinpachi nodded.

"Well, I was often taken care of by him when I was a child. Although he didn't have a good reputation and didn't look like a good person. He looked a bit wretched... ahem, I'm going too far. I got in touch with him and contacted Konoha They also got on the line, Wuyin Village needs to develop. "Losing the warehouse coughed awkwardly.

"Well, after all, brother, you are the Fourth Mizukage. You have to think about the village. I am too worried. But, if the Third Generation... doesn't tell her... him? After all, she... bah, he... and Konoha has such a deep hatred..."

"No need, I believe the Sandaime will know my good intentions." Shi Cang smiled slightly, the Sandaime had to come back.

Hashirama went to play with Madara... he pushed open Madara's door... and the scene in front of him instantly stunned Hashirama...

Madara's angular body, full of scars from the vicissitudes of time, was displayed in front of Hashirama's eyes without any cover-up...and Madara was only wearing a swimming trunks...

"What the hell... Madara, what are you doing??" Hashirama came back to his senses and asked in confusion.

"Uchiha Marine General, Uchiha Madara." Madara took out a certificate from the clothes on the side and handed it to Hashirama.

"...Uh...you mean, you're going to the battlefield?" Hashirama asked in a daze.

"Well, in the naval battle with Kirigakure Village, as the general of the Uchiha Marine Corps, I must take the lead!" Madara would never say that this was the certificate he asked Kyōgaku to spend two dollars to apply for for him... Madara was actually at home. I can't get used to being alone and want to go outside.

"Uh uh... Madara... I can..."

"Shut up and call me General! Or, call me my nickname in the military, Little White Dragon in Uchiwami" Madara directly interrupted Hashirama's words and said angrily.

"...General, Senju Hashirama applied to fight!" Hashirama was speechless, but he still hoped to go with him...

"You? Can you fight in the sea? Can you swim?" Madara asked doubtfully.

"General, please believe in me, Senju Hashirama! I, the Senju Hashirama, are nicknamed Senju Water Ghost!"

"...Okay, okay...you come with me"

Jing looked at the two people in front of him...speechless...

"Madara-sama... Teacher Hashirama... you two should put on your clothes..." The camera looked at the two people in underwear in front of them with pain...

"What? Didn't you fight in the water?" Madara asked doubtfully.

"Naval battle... We have a fleet... You don't need to go into the water..." Lens rubbed his head in pain... He shouldn't have told Madara about this in the first place...

"And...we are ninjas...except for the Ghost Lantern clan in Kirigakure Village, we basically fight on the sea..."

"Oh, I forgot that I can still stand on the water." Hashirama smiled awkwardly...

"Well, it's all your fault, Hashirama, why didn't you tell me earlier?" Madara looked at Hashirama, and then went to get dressed.

Hashirama was confused...didn't you do it first...