Konoha's Crazy Dave

"Huh, luckily I caught up." Tsunade and the other three came down from the sky and landed right in front of the wedding venue.

"Oh? Tsunade, you are back." Kakuzu, who was about to pack his things and go in, saw it and asked with a smile.

Kakuzu doesn't dare to call Tsunade "Tsunade" now...well...after all, he is quite old now...whether it's age or...well...

"Yeah, uncle Kakuzu, we also want to give gifts!" Tsunade nodded, took out a box from her pocket and handed it to Kakuzu.

"What is this?" Kakuzu asked as he took it, but he was stunned after opening it...

"Gold and diamond dice! Haha, isn't it very commemorative! I will give this to my little nephew who was born soon. I hope he can be like me!" Tsunade said happily.

"...I thank you on their behalf, ha...you are so thoughtful, Tsunade." If you are like that...then the Senju clan will be finished..With you, the pressure of the Senju clan will be great enough...and another Senju. One family can't survive...

"Ugh... ugh... Orochimaru... next time... next time can we be on the ground... I don't want to fly anymore... ugh..." Jiraiya has been kneeling on the ground since he landed. Vomiting wildly...

"Uncle Kakuzu, this is my gift!" Jiraiya paused for a while, then took out a set of beautifully packaged books and handed them to Kakuzu.

"Oh? Books? Is it educational? Jiraiya, you are interested." Kakuzu nodded with satisfaction. Jiraiya is still more reliable.

"That...no, it's the uncensored collector's edition of "Intimate Love in Paradise" written by me, and it has my autograph in it! It's very memorable!" Jiraiya shook his head and said excitedly.

"...Get out of here!" Tsunade heard the veins popping up on her head and kicked Jiraiya into the wedding venue...

"Orochimaru, where's your gift?" Tsunade suddenly turned her head to look at Orochimaru and asked with a ferocious face.If Orochimaru and Jiraiya are the same and come up with something unreliable, Orochimaru is sure that he and Jiraiya will soon reconcile inside...

"My gift, um... there's still a little time left. It'll be ready in the middle of the wedding." Orochimaru took out his phone and looked at the time and said after thinking for a while.

"Okay, come in quickly, the wedding is about to start," Kakuzu said with a smile when he heard the commotion inside the wedding.

The two of them also quickly went in.

Hashirama waved his hand towards Tsunade, indicating to come and sit here.Orochimaru went to his parents' place... Jiraiya looked around... uh... he went to sit at the same table with Sakumo and the others...

"Tsunade... Grandpa wants to ask you, do you have a sweetheart?" Hashirama looked at Tsunade and asked with a smile.

"Grandpa, why are you asking this? No." Tsunade glanced at Hashirama in surprise, then shook her head.

"Look Tsunade, you are almost 20 years old. At such an old age, your grandfather and I also want to hold our great-grandson," Hashirama said with a smile.

"Then you should also look for the rope tree! Your great-grandson or something, you have to look for him..." Tsunade has a headache...

"Isn't Naoki not yet an adult? He's still young, but you're not too young," Hashirama said with an awkward smile.

Tsunade didn't want to pay attention to him...

"Ahem, little Tsunade, what do you think of Orochimaru's child? I think it's good. You two grew up together, and he's so good and has a gentle temper. He's very good." Hashirama said nothing when he saw Tsunade. , thinking of Orochimaru's child, I quickly recommended it...

"He??? Hiss. Forget it..." Tsunade thought of Orochimaru's previous experiment, with snakes crawling all over his body. That guy was a pervert... and quickly shook his head...

"What about Jiraiya? Although this child is a bit careless, his grandfather has been watching him since he was little. He likes you very much, even though it is a bit unreliable." Hashirama thought of Jiraiya's child again.

"He...hey, Grandpa, please don't worry about my affairs. I'll ignore you." Tsunade was silent for a while, and then ignored Hashirama.

Hashirama smiled innocently.

The wedding begins, Kakuzu is the host...below...

"In-laws, don't be so sad, come and have a drink." Dave said with a proud smile on his face, picked up the wine and said to Danzo.

"Get out of here." Danzo has been unhappy with this guy since morning. The smile on his face really makes him sick...

"Hahaha, let's have a drink on the child's big day." Dave laughed happily.

"Ahem, Danzo, it's okay. When Mikoto gets married, you can just find your place again." Hiruzen on the side was also a little speechless. He hurriedly told Danzo, "Don't wait for Dai Yue and Yun'er." When he arrived, he still looked sad, which was not good-looking.

"Yes, hum." Danzo also reacted after listening to Hiruzen's words. With Dave's behavior, maybe what will happen that day. Thinking of that day, Danzo's mood instantly improved.

On the other side, Yuyin Village...

"Sir, there is news from Konoha's informants that the three people who fought against us have all returned. Now they are leaderless. This is our great opportunity!" A subordinate said to Hanzo.

"Okay, but I won't go. Their leaders are not here. It would be embarrassing for me, a demigod, to go there. In this way, if you go with 1500 people, you must kill them without leaving a trace!" Hanzo's eyes lit up. It's a great time.

"Yes!"

Wedding scene...

Orochimaru got the call

"Lord Orochimaru, you are really good at predicting things. As soon as you left, there was movement in the Amegakure Village, and now the army is coming towards us." Hinata Hizu used his Byakugan to detect the movement, and quickly called Orochimaru. Made the call.

"Well, take your people and retreat a few kilometers to the rear, and tell me when you get to a safe location. It's time for my wedding gift to Dai Yue to come out." Orochimaru nodded.

"Yes!"

A few minutes later, Orochimaru received word that Hizu had reached a safe place.

"Start it, coordinate ****" Then Orochimaru sent a message to Ruizin Ji in the experimental base.

"Okay, Orochimaru, I'm going to help you this time. Hehe, it's not too much to buy more things," Ruizinji asked with a smile.

"Hmm..." Orochimaru was speechless...

Ruizinji received Orochimaru's affirmation and directly pressed a red button on it...

Suddenly, Konoha suddenly shook, and everyone at the wedding was stunned...

In the sky...

Something shining brightly and emitting fire flew towards the 1500 people in Yuyin Village...

The battlefield of Yuyin Village...

"Boss, look! What is that thing in the sky!" The leader of 1500 people suddenly looked up...

Then...

"I wish Dai Yue and Yun'er a happy wedding and a happy marriage for a hundred years. --Orochimaru's gift"

Everyone at the wedding scene looked towards the explosion...

The red smoke flying in the sky slowly revealed a few big characters...