Konoha's Crazy Dave

Yuyin Village Battlefield

"Orochimaru, are we going back today?" Jiraiya asked in confusion as he watched Orochimaru pack his things.

"Well, today is the wedding of Dai Yue and Yun'er. It just so happens that we will go back to replenish supplies today." Orochimaru nodded.

"???Wedding??? What wedding?? Why didn't I know?" Jiraiya was instantly confused.

"Didn't you receive the news? Yun'er is pregnant." Orochimaru turned his head to look at him in surprise.

"Holy shit, this boy Dai Yue is actually married! He has children. His brother Jiraiya doesn't even have a partner yet!" Jiraiya roared heartbroken.

"No, the target is over there, let's see if you can seize it." Orochimaru blinked at Jiraiya, his eyes drifting to another tent outside.

"...Forget it, she is different from other normal women. She can't be offended. I'm going to pack my things." Jiraiya shuddered hard...

"Here, I've packed your things for you. I know you're unreliable." Orochimaru took out his backpack from behind and threw it to Jiraiya.

"Hey, hello, Orochimaru!" Jiraiya chuckled and rushed up to give Orochimaru a hug.

"Orochimaru, you saw my... what, you continue, excuse me. And ha, hurry up, the wedding time is coming soon." Tsunade opened the tent door at this time and saw this scene, embarrassed He smiled and left quickly.

...

After a while, Orochimaru gave the two a backpack.

"What is this? Orochimaru, aren't we going to take a car, where is your car?" Jiraiya looked at the backpack in his hand and asked doubtfully.

"It's so slow to drive on the ground, let's fly." Orochimaru smiled faintly and put on his backpack.

I saw two sharp air currents instantly rushing out from under the backpack, directly lifting Orochimaru into the sky.

Jiraiya only saw little stars, and he immediately started to learn them in a decent way...

"what!!"

Watching Jiraiya fly out of their sight...

"Uh... Orochimaru, Jiraiya, are you okay?" Tsunade looked at Jiraiya who had disappeared into the horizon and asked in confusion.

"It's okay, he's an idiot. I've been prepared for it. He's set up with automatic navigation. I'll bring him back later. Let's go first." Orochimaru shook his head and took a step ahead with Tsunade.

Wedding scene..

Kakuzu was wearing a black suit and sat at the door of the wedding venue to receive gifts...Nan Xue beside him helped him write the list.

"George...uh...what did you give me?" Kakuzu asked confusedly, looking at the dwarf in front of him and the thing in his hand.

"Humph, this is an automatic feces collector that I spent half a year making. Not only can it automatically collect human excrement on a daily basis and clean up toilets, but it can also intelligently distinguish mixtures and decompose them. If you get married, you will need it in the future." George He said with a huff.

"...I thank you on their behalf." Jiaodu was silent for a while. You gave this to someone else's wedding... Although it sounds more practical... but something doesn't feel right.

"Hei Zetsu, where are you?" Kakuzu looked at Hei Zetsu and asked.

"Nuo" Black Jue pointed at the pile of White Jue behind him.

"Huh???" Kakuzu was confused again.

"These Bai Jue have no sense of autonomy, but they can obey orders. If their arms or legs are broken, they will grow back on their own. After they get married, they won't want to do housework anymore. These Bai Jue can help them with the work." Hei Jue laughed. He introduced with a smile.

"I...I really want to thank you both for them." Jiaodu has an even bigger headache...

Nan Xue smiled and thanked them both.

Looking at the backs of Hei Jue and George arguing as they entered, and looking at the side who had a headache, Nan Xue snickered.

"At least it's their intention. I've heard you say that they are not human beings, so it's good to be like this," Nan Xue comforted.

"Well, okay, what about that, Black Zetsu! Can you take these White Zetsu aside first? They're so scary!" Kakuzu looked at the pile of White Zetsu standing in front of him, how scary they are... If I put this at home, I would be scared to death if I woke up in the middle of the night and saw it...

"Just order them to disappear." Hei Jue turned around and shouted.

"disappear"

As soon as Kakudu finished speaking, several White Zetsus in front of him instantly burrowed into the ground.

At this time, several figures walked slowly from the side, Madara in a blue suit and Hashirama in a red suit, Tobirama in a white suit and Izuna in a black suit.

"What are you giving me?" Kakuzu looked at them and thought it was normal. After all, these four goods had never been like this...

"Diapers, children's clothes, milk powder, toys" Tobirama took out a lot of things.

"Two houses, hehe, they are inside the Uchiha clan. If they want to come to the Uchiha clan in the future, they can live there." Quan Nai took out two real estate certificates in an unpretentious manner.

"One billion" Madara took out a scroll and threw it to Kakuzu. There was 10 billion ryo in it.

"Ahem...what...I...washboard" Hashirama blushed and took out a beautifully packaged...washboard from behind...

"...I thank you on their behalf, let's go in." Kakuzu was speechless, but he still accepted it and let them in.

After all, with Hashirama's financial strength...well...50 taels for a washboard is already his limit...

At this time, another two families came over...

"Among the Thousand-Armed Buddha, Uchiha Tajima" Kakuzu looked at the two people in front of him and nodded.

"Oh, hey, I've only been here for more than ten years, and I'm already going to be my great-great-grandfather. Oh, there are so many descendants~ Since he is my great-great-grandson, I have to be generous no matter what, how about 10 taels!" Fo Jian took out 10 taels and said with a laugh.

"You poor guy, I'll give you 1 million." A vein popped up on Tajima's head, but when he thought that this poor guy in the Buddha world only gave him 10, well, I won this time.

"Bastard Tajima, what do you mean you got more than me?!" Buddha felt unhappy instantly.

"Poor bitch, are you worthy?" Tajima glanced at him disdainfully.

The Buddha was speechless. All the money in the family was controlled by his wife. How could he have any money? He had secretly hidden these 10 taels for several years...

Of course, Fojian's family status is still very high. Basically, when he needs money, his wife will give it to him. But Fojian prefers to have a small treasury. He has no shame in surfing the Internet or recharging games. Go ask your wife for it.

"Yeah, tsk, I don't deserve it. In a few months, I will take my grandson, great-grandson and great-great-grandson to your house to see you, a lonely old man." Buddha groaned twice, arrogantly left here.

This time it was Tajima's turn to have nothing to say...md Where are those two little bastards! Damn it, there are several generations of grandsons in this world, but he doesn’t even have a grandson here... He gets angry now when he thinks of those two old bachelor sons...

Izuna and Madara shuddered violently during the wedding...