Konoha's Crazy Dave

next day

On the battlefield of Sand Hidden Village...

"Sakumo, Chiyo has gone to war," Kimima walked into the tent and looked at Sakumo and said.

"Chiyo leaves it to me, and the rest is up to you." Sakumo nodded.

Sakumo went to the battlefield and came face to face with Chiyo on the opposite side.

"Hatake Sakumo! I will avenge my son today!" Chiyo roared angrily.

"Your son? Who is your son?" Sakumo was stunned.

"Ahem, Sakumo, Chiyo's son is the one you cut off someone's breasts at the Olympics ten years ago," Kimima on the side reminded.

"Ah? Ahem... I remembered... Well, Chiyo, that was an accident." Sakumo smiled awkwardly and explained to Chiyo over there.

"I don't care if it was an accident or not. Today, I will avenge my grandson! Take your life, Hatake Sakumo!" Chiyo summoned the puppet and rushed directly towards Sakumo.

"I'll leave the others to you, I'll lead Chiyo aside." Sakumo nodded to Kimima and Dai, and led Chiyo to the other side.

"Hey, Dai, do you want to have a competition to see who can kill more. How about 10000 taels?"

"Okay! Eight-door Dunjia. Fourth door. Injury door, open!" Matt Dai didn't care about that. At this time, he just felt that his blood was boiling. He opened the four doors and rushed forward...

"Tsk, this violent maniac is still like that." Junma looked at Matt Dai rushing over and shook his head helplessly.

"Morning Que Dance!"

On the other side, Sakumo and Chiyo's place.

Sakumo nodded towards the camera in the sky.

"Look at Hiruzen, I am not a teacher for nothing," Dave said lightly with a mysterious smile.

Sakumo pulled out his sword and fought with Chiyo's puppet. The light and shadow of the sword came one after another. Sakumo held the sword in his right hand and made a seal with his two fingers. The sword emitted hot lightning.

Chiyo's eyes narrowed slightly, and the chakra string that controlled the puppet on her little finger hooked.

I saw a few sharp lights under the puppet's wrist, which were hidden weapons.

Sakumo smiled slightly and kicked the puppet away. The puppet took the opportunity to shoot the hidden weapon.Sakumo spun around in the air. After landing, he held the pistol in his left hand and knocked out the hidden weapon with a few rounds of bullets.

"Taijutsu melee infantry," Dave said.

Then, Sakumo disappeared.Chiyo looked around solemnly.

Sakumo on the tree took off his belt, pressed a few buttons on the belt, and the belt instantly turned into a sniper rifle.

There was a loud noise, and before Chiyo could react, his puppet was blown up instantly.

Chiyo was not a vegetarian. He summoned five puppets in a row. Sakumo knocked out two. Chiyo instantly locked onto Sakumo's position and controlled the remaining three puppets to rush towards Sakumo.

Sakumo put away his belt, holding a knife in his right hand and a gun in his left hand, and fought with the three puppets.

"Taijutsu long-range sniper" Dave continued as he looked at Sakumo's screen.

Sakumo kept twisting his body, and the knife in his right hand kept blocking attacks from all directions. Then, Sakumo seized the opportunity and slashed the puppet's shoulder with his knife. He put the gun on the knife with his left hand and pointed it at the head. Killed a golem.

When Sakumo drew out his sword, a puppet behind him shot poison directly... Sakumo immediately pulled away.

Then Sakumo took out a syringe from the bag on his belt and inserted it directly into his shoulder.

"Medic. How about it?" Dave said with a smile.

"Shit, this is called taking drugs!" Hiruzen retorted speechlessly.

"Sakumo is a ninja who kills enemies after all. How can he know medical ninjutsu? But don't worry, for medical ninjutsu, I will help you find Tsunade." Dave smiled awkwardly.

Then Sakumo formed a seal with his hands

"Thunder Escape. Earth Walk!" Sakumo inserted the knife into the ground, and electric current instantly covered the ground.

After paralyzing a puppet, Sakumo formed the seal again.

"Thunder Escape. Thunder Tiger" A blue electric tiger instantly pounced on the puppet and swallowed it.

Chiyo only had one puppet left and quickly took it back.

"Ninjutsu consumes soldiers, how about it?" Dave smiled.

"There is also a demolition trooper. You don't mean to say that Sakumo threw a grenade, do you?" Hiruzen had a headache.

"How is that possible? You look like a bastard, and you can't keep up with the development of science and technology at all." Dave mocked mercilessly.

"Asshole! If it weren't for my ten people who entered the Song Dynasty being stolen by a despicable villain, An would have allowed you to run rampant here!" Chiyo shouted angrily.

Sakumo didn't say anything. He knew that the ten people in Jinsong were at Uncle Kakuzu's place...

"Hmph, although I didn't have the Ten People in the Song Dynasty, my years have not been in vain. The Ten People in the Song Dynasty are fake!" Chiyo took out the scroll again and summoned ten puppets of different shapes...

"Although it is not as powerful as the real thing left by senior Bunzaemon, its strength cannot be underestimated. Hatake Sakumo will take his life!" Chiyo said wildly while controlling the puppet door.

Hatake Sakumo still smiled slightly and snapped his fingers.

Chiyo suddenly looked at the puppet he had just taken back, and saw that the puppet was glowing red at the moment. Chiyo's first feeling was to stay away from this thing.

Chiyo quickly retreated, but the ten puppets forgot to take them back...and then...a huge explosion sounded throughout the battlefield...

"Haha, Demoman!"

This time it was Hiruzen's turn to be confused, and then Dave helped him adjust the time when Sakumo was fighting the three puppets. Dave enlarged Sakumo's hand and slowed down the video.

I saw Sakumo constantly dodging the attacks of the three puppets. With a very small movement, Sakumo threw something towards the puppet. The thing was very small. If it hadn't been slowed down and enlarged, I wouldn't have known it. There is such a thing.

"Those are newly developed smart touch sticky bombs that can attach to the enemy and have an explosion power comparable to fifty grenades," Dave introduced with great arrogance.

"That means that ANBU will be able to use the equipment that Sakumo just got in the future?" Hiruzen reacted and asked extremely excitedly.

"Of course, there are other military technologies that can give you ANBU. I'll explain them in detail later." Dave nodded.

Hiruzen laughed wildly, his Anbu finally had their day.

"Retreat!" Chiyo returned to the main battlefield in great embarrassment. Looking at his few survivors, he hurriedly shouted.

The Sunagakure Village was defeated and ran away...

"Get on the cannon!" Junma ordered.

Then more than 20 cannons were slowly pushed over.

"aim!"

"Load the shells!"

"shoot!"

Suddenly, artillery fire shot into the sky and smoke filled the sky... Chiyo brought 500 people to fight... In the end, only three people were left... Except for Chiyo who was a little embarrassed, there were two people left, one was missing arms and legs, and the other was Being bombarded to the point of unconsciousness...