Konoha's Crazy Dave

The next day, Hokage Building

"Hey, the in-laws are coming to work," Dave said in greeting as he looked at Danzo with two dark circles under his eyes.

Danzo looked at Dave with an angry look on his face. Dave immediately shut his mouth and went to his office honestly...

It's time for the meeting, Dave, the mirror is here...

"Where's Hiruzen?" Danzo asked, looking at the mirror.

"I don't know, Hiruzen. He is usually very punctual. Is there something going on with the ANBU today?" Kagami said doubtfully.

"This meeting is mainly conducted with his Anbu. If he doesn't come, it's a crappy meeting. Call him." Danzo was speechless.

Just when Jing was about to call Hiruzen, Hiruzen arrived late...

"What's going on today?" Seeing Hiruzen's hurried look, Danzo asked in confusion.

"Uh...my wife is pregnant." Hiruzen smiled awkwardly and scratched his head.

"...."

"How should I put it... Hiruzen... you are still... tsk... um... you are still strong." Dave was also confused and said with an awkward smile.

"Let's not talk about this anymore. Let's go home and see Lake Biwa in the evening. Let's have a meeting first," Danzo said, patting the table.

"There are four main points in this meeting. The first point is that good news came from the Iron Country. They have completely defeated Sanshouyu Hanzo. This is good news for our ally Iron Country, and it is good news for us. Not really." Danzo said slowly as he looked around the three of them, bypassing Dave.

"Hanzo failed to conquer the Iron Kingdom, so all his energy will be focused on our Konoha. What do you want to say?"

"No, I believe Orochimaru and the others can handle it." Dave nodded.

"Mirror, Hiruzen, do you have anything to say?" Danzo asked, looking at the other two.

"No, I also think Orochimaru and the others can handle it."

"Okay, then the second point, regarding the battlefield of Sunagakure Village, for several months, Sunagakure Village has only been continuously transporting supplies and reserving military energy. There has been no direct conflict with our Konoha army. There have only been small conflicts. Scale harassment. What do you think?" Danzo continued.

"Maybe they want to save more power and make a big wave?" Dave thought for a while and said.

"What about you?" Danzo ignored Dave directly.

"Avoid Dave" Mirror and Hiruzen looked at each other, um, seconded.

"Okay, third point, on the battlefield between Yanyin Village and Yunyin Village, Yanyin Village continued to harass Yunyin Village, and sometimes even Ohnoki came on the scene. Yunyin Village is currently only passively counterattacking, and has not fought them head-on. .What do you think?”

"There is a problem. Ohnoki appeared so early, but the Raikage has not been seen yet. This means that the Raikage has also discovered a problem, but they don't know there is an ambush, so the Raikage does not dare to act rashly. As for Ohnoki, he The purpose. It’s not hard to guess, it’s Raikage. To capture the thief first, capture the king." Dave said directly without thinking.

"Why do you think so?" Danzo asked Dave this time.

Dave took out his cell phone, pulled up a scene and handed it to Danzo.

"What does this mean?" Danzo asked doubtfully.

"This is a satellite map. No matter how much Ohnoki tries to stop us from carrying our mobile phones on the battlefield, some people will always take them secretly. After all, the battlefield years are so lonely. If ninjas miss their families...right?" Dave smiled Xiao explained.

"...Can you be more direct?" Danzo was speechless.

"Did you see those blue dots on the map? I made statistics in the background and found that nearly 6 mobile phones gathered there. According to the total estimate, there should be 1 people. What are the reasons for these 1 people standing still?" Dave said.

"1 people, so many? Is Onoki crazy?" Danzo said in surprise.

"Everyone in the ninja world knows about Raikage's fiery temper. Onoki is so disgusted with him just to anger him and make him come to Onoki. Then Onoki will directly attack 1 people, and even if he drags him, he can drag Raikage to death."

"..Do whatever you want with them, but always keep an eye on them."

"Last point, Hiruzen's ANBU will carry out elite management and education in Konoha, strengthen the propaganda of Hiruzen's ANBU, and educate within the ANBU." Danzo said the most important point of this meeting.

"This plan, called ANBU Special Forces, will continue to be implemented in the future," Danzo said, looking at Hiruzen.

Hiruzen looked at Danzo silently...

"...What's wrong...do you have any opinions?" Danzo was stunned and asked in confusion.

"I****, you****, I will be retiring in a few years, and you have strengthened my ANBU?? Do you know! Do you know that my ANBU is now a group of retired uncles? !" Hiruzen slapped the table angrily and stood up.

"Ahem... don't worry... isn't this strengthening you? Well, if you really can't bear it, why don't you just work for a few more years?" Danzo smiled awkwardly.

"Hmph" Hiruzen snorted coldly.

"This plan will have many aspects. Each ANBU action team will have 5 people, including taijutsu melee infantry, taijutsu long-range snipers, medics, ninjutsu expendable soldiers, and bomb blasters."

"The selection is held once a year, and 100 people are selected each time. The ANBU's treatment will be additionally improved, and I will send you the detailed documents. If you want to teach them, please ask Hiruzen to teach them for one session first. After this session, Then we can leave the next session to them," Danzo said.

"Wait a minute, you want me to teach you?? I know nothing about the things you're talking about?" Hiruzen asked in confusion.

"You said it wrong, let Sakumo teach you" Danzo quickly corrected himself.

"Sakumo? Does Sakumo know these things?" Hiruzen wondered.

"Hmph, Hiruzen, you are too underestimated of my apprentice. I am his master, do you know?" Dave said with a proud hum.

"Well, there is news from Sakumo that he will face Chiyo tomorrow. Let's see how he performs, okay?" Danzo knocked on the table and then said slowly.

"Um"

"That's it, let's break up the meeting."

"In-laws, let's go have a drink?"

"Get away from me as far as you go"

...

In the Thousand Hands Station...

"Tobirama, what are you doing?" Hashirama was driven back by Sakumo... As soon as he returned home, he saw Tobirama busy...

"I'm sorting out my forbidden arts. There are 5000 volumes in total. Well, including Sharingan and Wooden Techniques, it's 6500 volumes." Tobirama said slowly while sorting out the books.

"Why are you sorting this out? Didn't I tell you not to spread this out?" Hashirama asked angrily.

"Who said I was going to spread? I will teach my great-grandson when he comes out. I must train him to be as talented as my grandson! Later, I will also get the reincarnation eyes and white eyes." Tobirama said firmly.Then he thought of something and ran out in a hurry.

"Wait, wait, roll your eyes?? Why are you rolling your eyes??"

"Maybe one day my great-grandson can take one with him to play with."

...

Hashirama stopped Tobirama from having this speechless thought...