Konoha's Crazy Dave

In the afternoon, Hanzo came to Konoha...

"Hello, who are you?" the member of the police department at the gate of Konoha asked in confusion.

"Sansho Hanzo, your Hokage and Senju Dave invited me here," Hanzo said slowly.

"Hold on"

"Okay, please come in. Also, you have entered the all-round surveillance state. Please don't do anything embarrassing." A member of the police department called Danzo. After receiving an explanation, they let Hanzo in.

Hanzo walked into Konoha and looked at the tall buildings, black asphalt roads, and cars running on the road. He felt very uncomfortable.

Hanzo walked slowly towards the center, and then arrived at the door of the Hokage Building.

"Are you Mr. Hanzo?" Men Yan stood downstairs and asked with a smile when he saw Hanzo's figure.

Hanzo nodded.

"Please follow me" Men Yan led Hanzo into the Hokage Building and entered the elevator.

Hanzo was at a loss and just followed Menyan.Holding the sickle tightly in his hand, he knew that he would have a narrow escape from death this time, but he still had to come for the sake of the village.

Men Yan took him to the door of the Hokage's office and knocked gently.

"please come in"

Hanzo opened the door, and Danzo and Dave were sitting on the sofa nearby.

"Mr. Hanzo, welcome, please take a seat," Dave warmly invited.

Hanzo looked at Dave dubiously, but sat down across from the two of them.

"Please wait a moment. Oh, by the way, while waiting, you can take a look at this agreement." Dave took out an agreement from behind and handed it to Hanzo.

"What agreement? Post-war compensation agreement?" Hanzo asked with a self-deprecating smile.

"You'll know when you open it and take a look," Dave smiled mysteriously.

Hanzo read through the agreement, and after a few minutes, he looked at the two people in front of him in disbelief.

"Uh, Mr. Hanzo, we are not gay, please don't look at us like that. Do you have any objections to this document?" Dave felt uncomfortable with his eyes and asked quickly.

"No, I just want to know, are you serious?" Hanzo still asked with a look of disbelief on his face.

Before Dave could answer his doubts, there was another knock on the door.

"Come in" Danzo shouted.

"Here, just in time, please sit down, Loquat Juuzang, we just happen to talk together," Dave said with a happy smile.

Loquat Juuzang sat next to Hanzo, and the two looked at each other.

"We Konoha will develop a good relationship of friendship and cooperation with Kirigakure and Amegakure Village. We Konoha will give the two villages a certain amount of help, and the price the two villages will pay is friendship. Yes, you heard it right." Dai The husband smiled and said.

"Let me first talk about some things that we in Konoha can help. We will open up transportation between Konoha, Kirigakure, and Amegakure, including but not limited to high-speed rail, airplanes, ships, etc. The people of the three villages can also benefit from this move. Having seen the customs and customs of various places, I believe that the scenery of Kirigakure, the prosperity of Konoha, and the...waterscapes of Amegakure, well, will attract a large number of tourists."

In Yuyin Village, except for the rain, all that is left is poverty...

"We in Konoha will not charge a penny for the above-mentioned transportation convenience. It will not only bring benefits to the people, but also provide greater convenience for business exchanges between our three villages, such as Kirigakure's seafood, Konoha's Various technologies, Yuyin Village's... special snacks. Well, that's right. "Dave really has a headache... Then Po Yuyin really has nothing to say...

Hanzo glanced at Dave unhappily, feeling that this guy was targeting him.

"This is transportation, as well as education. Education is the most important point. We Konoha will send fresh graduates to each village to teach. The teaching includes but is not limited to ninjutsu. It can also allow students from the three villages to study abroad. , further increasing the strength of Sancun," Dave continued.

"Wait a minute, I have a question" Hanzo said at this time.

"Speaking"

"I, the Kirigakure Village, have reached a friendly relationship with you, Konoha, and I can make the final decision. But according to the information I received, their Kirigakure Village is still at war with Konoha, right? Is the Sandaime Mizukage out of his mind? One side is fighting waste with you, and the other side is doing these things with you?" Hanzo looked at Loquat Juzo and said.

"This cooperation was decided by our fourth generation Mizukage." Loquat Juuzang said slowly.

"The fourth generation? Did the third generation abdicate? Why didn't I know?" Hanzo asked, stunned.

"Well, let me call and ask," Dave said at this time, calling the mirror over there.

"Mirror, how is the situation over there? Has the Sandaime Mizukage been solved?" Dave asked.

"Not yet, he...she...she...forget it. It's a bit of a thief and won't fight us head-on. Moreover, there are ghost lanterns who have been running around in the sea, and they haven't been cleaned up by him yet." Some of the mirrors He said distressedly.

"Ahhhh!! These are the swimming trunks I bought with my personal money for three years! Three years!! Three years!! Do you know how I got here in the past three years!!! Ahhhhh! !! Immortal magic. Wood escape. Thousands of hands. Transformation into a Buddha on top!!"

At this moment, a heartbreaking roar came from Jing's phone...

"...Uh... I take back what I said, the Sandaime Mizukage has been dealt with," Kagami swallowed and said slowly.

"Okay" Dave hung up the phone.

"Okay, the third generation has become history. The fourth generation will take over soon. Hanzo, do you have any questions?" Dave looked at Hanzo and said with a smile.

"No problem..." Hanzo swallowed and quickly shook his head.

Next, several people discussed other matters.

"Okay, it's decided. You just need to sign this agreement. Also, please wait in Konoha for a few days. When the fourth generation Mizukage takes over, he will come to Konoha to sign the agreement. We will have a press conference at that time." Dave nodded with satisfaction.

"Of course, what we discuss in such a conference are general issues and many detailed things. Danzo and I still have a lot of things to be busy with. You can ask this person and he can give you some very honest answers. Juuzang, you have lived in Konoha for a few days, so you should know the situation in Konoha, so I would like to trouble you to be Hanzo's guide these days." Dave and Danzo stood up, gave each of them a business card, and then called Say hello and leave here first.

"Business card?" Hanzo took the business card...

Looking at the name on the business card...

Hanzo shuddered hard...