Konoha's Crazy Dave

Kirigakure Village Conference Room

"Sir, our position in this war has not been made clear yet, what is our goal?" The assistant of the Sandaime Mizukage looked at the Sandaime Mizukage and asked.

"Ask the next fourth generation." The third generation Mizukage smiled and looked at a figure sitting over there.

The figure had his back to everyone, holding a cigarette in his hand. He raised his hand and took a puff.I saw a crouching dragon tattooed on that hand...

The man threw the cigarette in his hand to the ground and stepped hard on the shoes he was wearing.

"That must be Konoha," the man said calmly as he slowly turned his chair.

"Lost position, what do you think?" The Sandaime Mizukage looked at the figure in front of him. Although he had a headache, he finally gave it up.

This child escaped from Konoha and was an orphan taken away by Kakuzu. I heard that he had been subjected to various horrific punishments in Konoha for several years. The tattoos on his body were all covering up the scars of the past.

I heard Shicang say that all the food he ate were those that had been fed to pigs and then pulled out by the pigs.He slept on the dirt floor of Konoha's 18th floor cell, and he wore clothes that the prisoners had not washed for three years.And they were subjected to all kinds of torture every day.

The Sandaime Mizukage's heart was broken when he heard this. Fortunately, he escaped and showed a talent that was different from ordinary people. He overpowered the seven Kirigakure Ninja Swordsmen (in some ways)

Shikura's strength and character, as well as the support of the Seven Kirigakure Ninja Swordsmen, made the Sandaime Mizukage instantly designate him as the Fourth Generation.When this war is over, give way to him.

"Konoha? Konoha is at its peak now, can we defeat it?" the Sandaime asked doubtfully.

"You go your own way, he pulls up his pants, you have the background, I have my story, it's not very hard, but don't touch it," Shi Cang touched the tattooed Tianyan on his head and said lightly.

"speak English"

"If we can't fight them head-on, we can fight them from the side or sneak attack. They will definitely need supplies when they fight Sunagakure and Yugakure this time, so we will sneak attack their supply troops!" Shi Cang said calmly.

"After they were harassed by us and defeated, we are closing in on the army!" The Sandaime Mizukage understood instantly.

"Brother! You are so bad! I like it so much!" The only woman among the seven people standing behind Shicang said with a starry face.

"You can call me bad, but I'm not your type!"

"Lin Qinyu Youli, eldest brother knows what you are like, hahaha" the seven people laughed.

"Lin Qinyu Yuli, you can love someone to the dust, but no one loves you in the dust. Even if you treat him with all your heart and soul, you will only touch yourself in the end." Loquat Juuzang said slowly

"If you are a person, people will cheer you up wherever you go; if you are a waste, people will look down upon you wherever you go!"

"A good-looking person will find you ugly, but an interesting soul will find you vulgar"

"When walking, watch the road and speak to your heart."

"Brother is not a roadside fortune teller. I can't tell you what you want to hear."

The seven people all said their own things...

"Lost warehouse... hurry up and take care of them." The Sandaime Mizukage rubbed his eyebrows with a headache. Is this Kirigakure popular with these things now...

"Yesterday's sun can never dry today's clothes. Don't always mention yourself yesterday. You have to understand that things are different now. Shut up, let's go," Shi Cang said calmly.

Looking at the backs of the eight people, the Sandaime Mizukage sighed. From now on, Kirigakure Village will be left to them... Tsk, why does it feel a bit unreliable...

Halfway through, Shi Cang took out his cell phone and sent a message to someone.

"I have an informant in Konoha who has provided us with information. If you go to the east about 3 kilometers, you will see a supply team. Also, don't kill anyone. Let them report back and let them know that we are with them." We are active on the supply route to achieve our goal of intimidating Konoha." Shicang said slowly.

"Us? Where are you, brother?" Loquat Juuzang asked doubtfully.

"I'm going to take revenge." Shicang's eyes were full of anger, and he left here after saying that.

"Don't go, brother has suffered in Konoha for so many years, let him go. Life must be cool, but you must have an attitude." Loquat Juuzang stopped everyone who was about to follow and sighed.

After losing the position and leaving here, his appearance immediately changed.

"Uncle Dave! I'm back!" Shicang looked at the figure waiting for him over there and shouted excitedly.

"Lost position, you are suffering there," Dave hugged Lost position and sighed.

"It's not bitter. After all, I want revenge, and I have a mission given to me by Uncle Dave! It's not bitter at all!" Shicang shook his head.

"Don't worry, you will be the Fourth Mizukage soon. When you become the Mizukage and kill the Third Mizukage, we will reach cordial cooperation with you Kirigakure. Our two villages will be one family by then, and you won't have to suffer." Dave said with a sigh.

"Uncle...am I going to be like this all the time?" Shi Cang asked doubtfully.

"Well, you will be the Yondaime Mizukage soon. The people of Kirigakure Village need you. Besides, after all, you were born there, it is your home after all."

Lost position did not speak.

Suddenly, several more figures arrived.

"Shi Cang, you're here too," a red-haired girl asked happily.

"Eh?! Ye Cang? Why are you here too!" Shicang asked in surprise.

"There are us, too," the people following him laughed.

"Luo Sha, Gariuro, Hunting, Yumu Ren, why are you here?" Shicang was extremely surprised.

"Haha, we all received news from Uncle Dave. I heard that you are about to become the fourth generation Mizukage. Congratulations," Rasa said with a raised eyebrow.

"Hey, you're being humble, Yondaime Kazekage."

"Hehehehehe" the two teenagers laughed.

Dave looked at the five people in front of him and nodded with satisfaction. The orphans he had created are now high-level officials in each village. Well, not bad.

The four major villages still don't know that their top leaders are from Konoha.

Everyone reunited, and on the other side...

"Stop! We are the Seven Ninja Swordsmen of Kirigakure Village!"

"...These seven are the seven with beards cut off that Master Jijibo mentioned? Do they look like gangsters?" The deliverymen who were delivering supplies discussed in low voices.

"Hey, hey, hey, what are you talking about! Come on, let's show them off!" Loquat Juuzang shouted loudly.

I saw six people tearing off their clothes directly. Lin Yuyu didn't take off his clothes...revealing the ferocious tattoo...

The atmosphere is a bit awkward...

"You said...why doesn't that woman take off her clothes...?"