Konoha's Crazy Dave

"This ninja world has been silent for too long."

In the land of rain, Hanzo looked at the sky. The rain soaked him, but he didn't care...

"Then... Sir, what do you mean?" Behind Hanzo, one of his confidants asked.

"Ame Hidden Village is still too small after all." Hanzo didn't answer his question, but he seemed to have answered it again.

"We understand! Sir!"

"In that case, I, Sanshouyu Hanzo, announce that the Second Ninja World War has officially begun!"

In the 30th year of Konoha, Hanzo declared war on the ninja world.Seven years less than originally.

Konoha...

"Sansho Hanzo has declared war on us, what do you say?" Danzo looked at the declaration of war in his hand.

"Is there only one Yuyin Village?" Jing asked.

"No, there is Sunagakure Village." Danzo took out another letter and threw it on the table.

"Iwagakure Village originally wanted to fight us, but Kumogakure Village declared war on them, so they ignored us," Danzo continued.

"In other words, it's just Amegakure and Sunagakure." Dave asked with a smile.

"Okay! Dave! I knew you could trust me! I'll leave this matter to you! Men Yan, give Dave the strategic deployment document!" Danzo heard Dave speak and immediately slapped the table and shouted.

"I..."

"What? You also want to join the war? I know you want to contribute to the village, but you can do it at the rear! Just stay here, Men Yan, and go help Dave tidy up a room!"

"I..."

"It's not yours, you have to think about the village! The village is your home!"

"I fuck you*"

...

"Menyan, help me inform Sakumo, Kimima, Matt Dai. And Tsunade, Orochimaru, Jiraiya and the others." Dave thought for a while, and decided to fight with the original team.

After a moment, six people appeared in front of Dave.

"Sakumo, Kimima, and Matt Dai, Sunagakure Village has declared war on Konoha. You three will lead a total of 2000 ninjas from all races to Sunagakure Village. After arriving, Sakumo will be the commander-in-chief, and everything will be under Sakumo's control. Just follow the orders, okay?" Dave thought for a moment and said.

"No problem, Brother Dave" the three nodded.

"Haha! Sakumo! Dai! The three of us are fighting side by side again! Hahaha!" Kimima roared excitedly.

"Sakumo, Dai, you two just got married. I'm sorry that I have to send you to the battlefield at this time." Dave stood up and said apologetically.

"It's okay, Brother Dave, my wife...is pregnant...Although I can't be with her, the safety of the village is more important," Sakumo said, shaking his head.

"I'm leaving so quickly? Okay, okay, then I'll be here to wish you a triumphant return!" Dave was as happy as if the child was his...

"By the way, if their Kazekage takes action, do you have the confidence to fight? If not, just a phone call, the first generation, the second generation, the former Uchiha clan leader, the younger brother of the former Uchiha clan leader, the ancestor of chakra, the Six Paths Sage , the younger brother of the Sage of Six Paths, the Senju ancestor, the Uchiha ancestor, the third generation, the current Uchiha clan leader, an ordinary handsome guy, and the ANBU minister, we can support him at any time." Dave suddenly thought of something and said.

"Ahem...Brother Dave, please let us have some experience..." Sakumo quickly stopped Dave.

Are these guys still fighting when they get there?Just slap it, and the village will be without a ball in an instant.Dave thought the same way and did not use high-end combat power.But if there is an emergency, you still have to go.

"Then, Brother Dave, let's go first." Matt Day was impatient at this time. As long as Dave said to let them go, he would open the four-door and run away in an instant...

"..Go, go, pay attention to safety. 2000 ninjas have already set off. Just hurry up."

As soon as Dave finished speaking, the three of them disappeared in an instant...

"Is there going to be a war, Uncle Dave?" Jiraiya asked excitedly.

"Well, this time, the Amegakure Village will let the three of you lead 1000 people. After that, Orochimaru's orders will be the main ones," Dave nodded.

There was a glint in Orochimaru's eyes. He couldn't wait anymore. His latest experimental results were worried that they would have no use.

This is the case for all three of them. Since they graduated, apart from taking on some junk tasks, they have never been able to fight at all. Now they are better, hahaha.

After the three people also left, Dave made another phone call.

"Jijibo, this time, the material support in the war depends on you." Dave looked at the old Jijibo in front of him and sighed.

"Hey, boss, don't worry. Even though I'm old, the delivery guys under me are as fast as the others. Don't worry, whenever Konoha needs it, I, Jijibo, will be the first to show up!" Jiji! Bo said with a smile.

"You, after fighting this battle, retire and take care of yourself. Look at your white hair and give the takeaway to your son." Dave sighed and advised.

"Okay boss, but I want to hand over my inheritance to my grandson Yahiko. My son is still close." Jijibo had already thought about the future and said with a smile.

"Well, let's go."

Looking at Jijibo's already somewhat old steps, Dave sighed and left.

Dave came to a house in the village and knocked lightly on the door.

"Who is it?" A trembling voice came from inside the room.

"Me, Dave" Dave sighed.

"Boss, you're here, please come in, please come in." It was Aunt Cai who opened the door.

"Aunt Cai, where's Uncle Wei?" Dave looked at the former Aunt Cai, who was the company's best employee of the year every year, and sighed.

Time is not forgiving, Dave is already close to 30 years old, and Wei is more than 30 years older than him, and is now almost [-] years old.

"Old man, the boss is here to see you. Stop practicing. We are all so old and have only a few years to live. You still practice every day. Do you think you have lived a long time?" Aunt Cai shouted towards the courtyard.

"Hahaha! The boss is here!" Matt Wei limped in, leaning on a cane and wearing the same dark green tights.

His legs were like this because he often used the Eight Gate Dunjia when he was young, and the hidden disease left behind.

"Uncle Wei, please practice less. Dai is getting married, so you won't even be able to hold your grandson by then," Dave said with a helpless smile.

"That's not possible! I am exercising like this so that I can teach my grandson to be like me in the future!" Wei laughed.

"You go away and die. Your son has already become like you, and you still want your grandson to become like you? Let me tell you! Let me take care of my grandson!" Aunt Cai shouted angrily when she heard this.

Wei didn't dare to say anything, Dave laughed.