Konoha's Crazy Dave

Time goes back half an hour...

"Fried eggs, isn't that a simple matter?" Quan Nai looked at the eggs in her hand and said lightly.

Then put the pot on and crack the eggs into it...

The eggs were evenly formed into a small lump. Izuna looked at them and nodded.

At this moment, the egg suddenly cracked open and the egg liquid spread out.

Quan Nai's eyes widened instantly...

"No, it's not perfect." Quan Nai directly threw the egg out of the pot in his hand and cracked in another egg.

Next...

"Why did it fall apart again? Is it a problem with the pot? Well, change it."

..

"Ah! Why did it disperse again? Is the heat too low? Fire escape. The art of fireball!"

"Ah! Grandpa Izuna, what's going on in the kitchen? Is it on fire?" Mikoto looked at the fire bursting out of the kitchen and was startled.

"It's okay, Mikoto, your grandpa Quan Nai can handle this little problem!" Quan Nai said with a smile.

Mikoto nodded...

...

"Damn it, this is No. 20 eggs! Isn't it a problem with the heat? If it's not a problem with the heat..."

"That's the problem with the kitchen!"

Izuna has reached the edge of collapse at this moment. The Sharingan between his eyes slowly rotates...

"Susanoo"

When the smoke dissipated... Quan Nai was in a state of embarrassment, but her expression was very excited...

Mikoto looked blankly at her house, which was fine at first, but suddenly disappeared...

"Mikoto! Look, I fried an egg for you! Haha, sure enough, I found that when using Susanoo, the temperature of the whole body is just right, and I can make this perfect fried egg!" Izuna said excitedly

Mikoto was stunned...

On the other side, inside the Hokage Rock...

"Grandpa, do we really want to use forbidden magic here? There is a statue of Grandpa outside..." Dai Yue swallowed and asked in confusion.

"It's not mine. Ahem, don't worry, Dai Yue, I have absolute confidence and guarantee in the safety and protection of my experimental base," Tobirama said calmly.

"Is that so? Then, grandpa, I have an idea!" Dai Yue's eyes lit up.

"Oh? It seems that my grandson really has this kind of talent! Tell me!" Tobirama laughed.

"Grandpa, I think since the mutual grenade has come out, why didn't we use it together with the detonating talisman a few days ago?"

"Oh? What a great idea!" Tobirama's eyes lit up instantly.

Then...

"Ride each other's grenades and detonating charms!"

Cinema entrance...

Hashirama just walked out of the cinema door...

Suddenly, after the explosion in the distance ended...

"Hey, Madara, although it's dark, why is it so dark?" Hashirama asked Madara, looking to the side in confusion.

"Silly*" Ban scolded him and pulled him away.

I saw a huge thing falling from where Hashirama was standing just now...

After a loud "boom", the smoke and dust dispersed... everyone looked towards the thing.

"Oh? What is this? Does it have anything to do with the explosion just now?" Hashirama looked at the strangely shaped things in front of him that looked like rocks.

You can see some clues from the corner of "Stone"

"It seems to be Hokage Rock" Dave said.

"Hashirama's head" Madara thought for a while.

...

"???Madara! What do you mean!" Hashirama was instantly unhappy and shouted in an unhappy tone.

Madara ignored this idiot and looked directly at the Hokage Rock in the distance...

Everyone followed Madara's gaze and saw that the original position of the Hokage Rock of the First Eye was filled with thick black smoke. After the black smoke dissipated for a while, they saw the majestic and majestic rock. The first Hokage, at this time, all the parts above the mouth were gone...

I saw two white-haired ones, one big and one small, coming out where Hashirama's eyes were.

The two white hairs are so dazzling at this time under the moonlight and the shadow above the Hokage Rock...

"Grandpa...how do I feel that someone is watching us?" Dai Yue looked at Tobirama and asked.

"I also think it's not appropriate to stay here for a long time. Let's go. Grandpa will take you to run away first and come back when the wind has passed."

After saying that, the two white hairs disappeared after a flash...

"My statue!"

There was a wail in the distance...

a few days later...

"Big Brother"

"Um?"

"Um"

"Hmm~"

"Um!"

Seeing that the new technique with great potential that he had just discovered was put into the book of seals, Tobirama felt very unhappy...

"How is the carving of my statue recently?" Hashirama asked unhappily with a snort.

"It will be done in 10 minutes," Tobirama calculated.

"So fast?" Hashirama was stunned.

"There are still many shadow clones of Dai Yue and I," Tobirama said calmly.

"Well, this time, I must make my statue more powerful, with many details..."

At this time, a figure walked in

"This is the compensation for the damage to your Senju Station, a total of 500 million." Madara threw a bag of money to Hashirama.

"Yeah, Madara, don't let Izuna fry eggs in the future."

"Well, it's just a fried egg, but he even used Susanoo. It's an embarrassment to the Uchiha clan. I'll teach him a lesson when I go back." After saying that, Madara turned and left.

Uchiha Police Department...

"Five days are up, Uchiha Izuna, you can go out." Kagami reluctantly pushed open the door of the detention center and released Uchiha Izuna.

"Excuse me, Mirror." Quan Nai smiled and nodded to Mirror.

Jing Wuyu... Originally, the destruction of the Senju clan's land was their private matter, but the area affected by Senna this time was too large. Even the Uchiha garrison opposite the Senju garrison was destroyed. The group of old immortals in the clan I was so angry that I had to lock him up.

Due to some force majeure (Madara found a group of old immortals and had a fight), Izuna, who was originally supposed to be detained for one year according to the law, could only be detained for five days.

"You, go in," Jing turned his head to look at Hiruzen behind him and said.

"Mirror, can't we really discuss it?" Hiruzen asked with a smile.

"Let's talk about it. How many times has this happened to you? Every time we crack down on pornography! Every time! Every time you are fucked! Why do you want me to be the minister?" the camera yelled in pain.

"Three books?" Hiruzen looked around, walked forward and whispered.

"Fuck you three books, what do you mean? I have reduced my help to 15 days, how else do you want me to help you?!" Jing shouted.

"Five books, the most, plus the newly released collector's edition of "Intimate Paradise". I arranged for people to go to other villages to rob it for three days and three nights to get it." Hiruzen's scalp was numb. It seemed that he was really going to do it this time. Bleeding profusely.Heartache.

"Am I that kind of person? Huh? I am the chief of the Uchiha Police Department. I am selfless, upright, selfless, aboveboard, upright and selfless. I may be ashamed of my village, my family, and even my family in a certain life. To my wife! Ahem, no. But! As for being a minister, I, Jing, have never been ashamed of this position in my life!" Jing puffed up his chest and said in an upright and upright manner.

"You have to help me! Mirror!" Hiruzen hugged Mirror's thigh and wailed.

"I've already helped you reduce the number of days, how else do you want me to help you?" The lens hurts.

"You still have to help me!" Hiruzen wailed.

"I have already helped you reduce the number of days. I am helping you. Am I still a minister?"

"If the people in the village know that you are corrupt, they will privately reduce the prisoner's sentence." Hiruzen stood up and looked around and said.

"How dare you threaten me?!" Jingyan stared.

"If your wife knew that you and I come to the bathing center every day," Hiruzen said calmly.

"How can I help you?" Jing said immediately and calmly.

"I don't want to live here!"

"it is good"

"I want to go home"

"Are you kidding me?" Jing shouted with his eyes widened.

"Your favorite technician No. 38 in the bathing center, her husband..."

"Let's talk about this matter carefully." Kaoru immediately held Hiruzen's hand and nodded with a smile on his face.