Konoha's Crazy Dave

When everyone entered the theater and looked at the big screen above, everyone felt very strange...

"Uncle Dave? Why are you here too?" Jiraiya saw a figure through the faint light of the screen, and turned his head in confusion and asked.

"I'll take your Aunt Yuemei to have a look," Dave said with a smile.

"That's it, that's not right. Then no one is watching Dai Yue and Mikoto?" Hashirama, who was sitting a row behind, heard this and asked in confusion.

"Uh...Uncle, you're here too. Damn, I let my old father and Uncle Izumi take care of the children. Don't worry. After Mito kicked you out, she went shopping with my mother." Dave waved his hand. said.

"Dave... are you... sure that Dai Yue will be watched by Tobirama?" Madara suddenly thought of something and asked aloud.

"Uh... it should... it should be okay. I just ask my old father to cook for them. It should be fine... it should be... it should be fine. Well, they won't blow up the Hokage Rock and the Senju Station. Dave swallowed and said as if to comfort himself.

On the other side... Inside the Senju Station...

"Dai Yue, let's go. Grandpa will take you to the laboratory to see the forbidden technique I just invented!" Tobirama said with excitement on his face.

"Grandpa...but...father said we won't be allowed to run around late at night," Mikoto, who was sitting next to her, reminded her loudly.

"It's okay, sister, we're just going to learn the forbidden technique that grandpa just invented. We won't get into trouble." Dai Yue quickly comforted her.

"Well, Izuna, please don't go. Cook good meals for my granddaughter at home and take good care of her." Tobirama said to Izuna beside him.

Quan Nai nodded helplessly and had no choice but to do this...

"Dai Yue, grandpa, let me tell you, the forbidden technique I just invented is very easy to use. It is an advanced version of the mutual multiplication detonation talisman, and the mutual multiplication of grenades, it is very powerful!"

"Really!! Grandpa, where is your laboratory? Didn't the one you had outside the village explode last time? Didn't Uncle Danzo not let you build a laboratory outside the village?"

"Hmph, can that brat Danzo still control me? But he is the Hokage, and I have to give him some face. Don't worry, this time I built the laboratory inside the Hokage Rock. Hum, I expect them to find out too. Not showing up"

"Okay! Let's go try to use grenades on each other now!"

Watching the old and the young walking and talking, they walked to the entrance of the station, and two flashes of light disappeared...

Izuna looked at the well-behaved Mikoto in front of her, and sighed lightly... went to cook... Well, Mikoto was still Ansheng, not as noisy as the two, one old and one young.

"Mikoto, what do you want to eat? Boiled fish? Stir-fried meat? Or... (dozens of dish names)" Izuna asked as she popped her head out of the kitchen.

"Uh...Uncle, you don't have to go to too much trouble, just fry two eggs." Mikoto smiled awkwardly. Uncle Izuna is really all-powerful.

"Fried eggs, it's a small thing, no problem." Izuna smiled and nodded.

...

In the cinema

"Dave, what's the name of this movie?" Kakuzu took Nanxue to sit next to Dave and Yue Mei, and asked in confusion.

""Mio Madara and Reiha Hashirama Akane". Wait, why are you here? Aren't you going to check in?" Dave was stunned and asked in confusion.

"The inspection is over, so I brought Nan Xue to have a look." Kakuzu said calmly.

Dave nodded and didn't ask any more questions...

Soon, the screen lights up...

Uchiha and Senju are the two major families in Konoha. These two families have deep feuds and often fight.The Uchiha family has a son named Mio Madara.He fell in love with a girl named Uzumaki Mito who didn't like him. When he heard that Mito would go to the Senju family's banquet, he decided to sneak into the banquet venue.

So Mio Madara gave up Mito for Mito, and his younger brother Izuna Luo gave up Mito so that Mio Madara could find a new girl. He and his friends put on masks for their own purposes, Sneaked into the banquet hall.

At the banquet, Miou Madara was deeply attracted by the daughter of the Senju clan, Reiha Hashirama Akane... The two fell in love at first sight...

...The plot officially begins...

When the plot reached Reiha Hashirama Akane's younger brother Tobirama Akane, he proposed to duel Mio Madara, but was rejected by Mio Madara, and Madara's brother, Izuna Ra, was furious. Tobirama Zhu provoked him and dueled with him, but was killed.Madara was so angry that he killed Tobirama and was expelled from the city by other families and village decision-makers...

The hearts of everyone present in the cinema were instantly clenched...

And one night, Madara secretly returned to the village and happened to see Hashirama missing his lover on the window. When the two met, Madara jumped up, climbed over the window, and entered Hashirama's room...

The two spent their wedding night in Hashirama's room...

Everyone in the cinema felt an unprecedented sweetness...

The atmosphere in the cinema became sweeter and sweeter. Dave and Tsukimi couldn't help but kiss each other... Kakuzu and Nanyuki did the same... and Hashirama also gently rested his head on Madara's shoulder... .Uh...Madara was asleep...so I don't know...

The same goes for other couples in the scene...

Jiraiya followed suit and turned his head affectionately, but the scene where Tsunade looked at him equally affectionately in his imagination did not appear...

Instead, Tsunade crossed her legs and dug her nose with her index finger...

"What, what do you think I'm doing?" Tsunade picked her nose and asked in a rough voice when she saw Jiraiya looking at her.

Jiraiya turned his head with a headache...Why is this girl different from other women...

In the end, Madara thought Hashirama was dead, but Hashirama faked his death in order to deceive everyone in the village and find Madara outside the village to elope with him.Madara squatted in front of the grave and looked at the beauty lying inside. He felt so heartbroken that he couldn't help himself. He picked up the poison and drank it.And when Hashirama got up and saw that his lover was dead, he picked up the knife and inserted it directly into his heart...

As a result, both of them died. In order to commemorate this beautiful love, the people in the village made a statue...

People in the cinema couldn't help but burst into tears...

The lights of the cinema slowly come on...

Everyone left, and when everyone walked to the door of the cinema...

"Boom boom boom boom boom!"

"boom!"

There were continuous explosions from the Hokage Rock... and there was also a loud noise from the Senju Station...